AyeBee Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 A (gay) friend of mine offered me $500 if I let him give me a blowjob, and I said no thanks. So, I can honestly say I have been in this situation and have turned down the cash. And you didn't break his jaw? And you stayed friends after this? Fuckkkkkk that And Dawood's story is pure gold...goin homo in jail is terrible as it is, nevermind on a fuckin little 2 year poke bid. That's some rediculous shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 And you didn't break his jaw? And you stayed friends after this? Fuckkkkkk that yeah, amazing as it may be, ayebee (ha!) some people are not offended by homosexuality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 I'm not even saying anything about being friends with a homo, its the disrespect of a "friend" offering you money to suck your dick, knowing your straight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 i dont know. it seems the same to me as an ugly girl asking to suck my dick for pay, the answer is going to be no but im not going to hate them for finding me attractive. i mean, who WOULDNT find me attractive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 I def feel you on the being super attractive tip, but I think that comparison is pretty stupid cuz I'm lettin an ugly chick suck my dick for money. I mean shit, I'm prolly doin it just cuz I'm drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 6, 2008 Author Share Posted March 6, 2008 if an ugly girl offered me $500 bucks to yip yap on my good stuff, i'd be signing the back of that check on the top of her head! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 ME too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 I wouldnt even make her pay. Right now. Less she had some big ol braces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 YEA!!!!I'd break HER jaw...with my giant nohomo dick! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 i dont bother with ugly girls anymore. that shit makes me feel horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 500 is alot of money... i'd at least give it a 10 minute thinkover before i said no or hell i' take 50 to a 100 for a long hug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 This is still the best thread on here. ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 AyeBee- I've seen the guy beat the living shit out of two jocks at a show. I don't think I could get the drop on him. I didn't take it seriously, and as it turns out he didn't have the money. Big joke on everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 if an ugly girl offered me $500 bucks to yip yap on my good stuff, i'd be signing the back of that check on the top of her head! this is gold sir gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 That is a good line for sure. I guess it depends on the situation...if I was horny, and if she wasn't trying to hem me up afterwards...maybe. I'd probably tear the check up and throw it back at her for style points, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Or ask for a G. IN CASH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 haha some dude at work had a running question. if you were in the desert and were offered 100,000 to do gay shit (oral, sex whatever) would I do it? i stated no fuck that cause everyday i wake up and spend that 100k i'd think of what i did to get that money. i then brought up the fact what difference does it make if it's in the desert or a fuckin' malibu beach house and clowned dude for revealing his fantasy. /no homo my chick saw that same mtv thing. from what she told me dudes gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 haha " in the desert " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 In the bathroom of a 747 bent over the sink with Bruce Willis pounding on the door because he had too many tacos and Tecate for lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 on the window sill of an abandoned hospital with the ghost of christmas past breathing heavily over your shoulder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 haha some dude at work had a running question. if you were in the desert and were offered 100,000 to do gay shit (oral, sex whatever) would I do it? i stated no fuck that cause everyday i wake up and spend that 100k i'd think of what i did to get that money. i then brought up the fact what difference does it make if it's in the desert or a fuckin' malibu beach house and clowned dude for revealing his fantasy. /no homo my chick saw that same mtv thing. from what she told me dudes gay. i'd be like nigga, what the fuck am i trying to do with $100,000 in the desert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 6, 2008 Author Share Posted March 6, 2008 I'd probably tear the check up and throw it back at her for style points, though. style points? ripping up the check isn't style points. that's fucking stupidity. $500.00 isn't worth throwing out, at least not on my clock. you want style points, you fart when she's going down on you. that's style points kind sir. bonus points, ask her if she smells it, but do it in a dirty tone. "oh yeah baby, you like that? you smell that? that's ranch dressing baby, ranch dressing and this morning's english muffins. oh yeah baby. keep going." style points right there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 6, 2008 Author Share Posted March 6, 2008 on the window sill of an abandoned hospital with the ghost of christmas past breathing heavily over your shoulder oh shit, that made it move!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 HAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 OOOHHHHHH YEAAHHHHH... You smell that? Wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Nah, that's just gross. I qualified it, though. Cash money and she's got my attention, at least. A check is just a piece of paper, my man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 If a broad is that ugly, and she's paying you so she can go down... the check'll probably bounce... VERIFIABLE FUNDS SON!!!! VERIFIABLE FUNDS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 I just remembered this movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 6, 2008 Author Share Posted March 6, 2008 ok, the whole fucking joke was about signing the shit on the top of her head! you guys don't have to go all H&R Block on my fucking joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 earl, Its probably going to be pretty hard to sign a check on the top of a girls head because they have hair.. usually lots.. Maybe you were talking about a dude? sometimes they have bald heads.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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