TreSixO Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 This kid got a fractured orbital socket, nose broke in 3 places, and fractured jaw for talking dumb shit in my roomates room sunday and it was amazing. So sunday me and a few friends were getting fucked up and we pretty much just have long ass burn sessions where we roast each other and half ass watch classic soul train. This one kid Chris who my roomate has known for awhile was throwing lame ass burns and then started turning it racial on my boy T, whose pyru from North Philly and doesnt play at all. This kid starts saying shit like "Shut up Malcom X" and "Look its the black in the hat"...l real unfunny shit. Then he started telling racist jokes as burns, and we all were warning him to shut up, then he starts trying to like poke my boy whose on the couch next to him, steal his hat, and even gets in his face and says he can have a free hit, but T is mad restrained, untill he snapped and jumped up, punded him out on the couch. After dude started really leaking on the couch and was knocked out with his eyes open, I pulled my boy off him (he deserved to get licks in but take it outside... my ps3 was right behind him and I was blocking because that shit cost loot) So Im pulluing my boy out the room, and other dude starts trying to crawl on the floor towards him, and grabs his leg and tries to roll with it because he thinks he knows jiu jitsu, so Im like fuck this, Im not holding dude back while hes trying to fight still, so I let go and T just stomps him in the face untill I realized he was probably gonna beat this guy to death in our house and made him snap out... The point of this story? Dont try jiu jitsu unless you are really fucking good at it.. and dont wear a extra smedium hillfiger t because you will get roasted all night for it and if you get in a fight its gonna end up like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 lol "black in the hat" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 hahaha damn sucks for that dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 4, 2008 Author Share Posted March 4, 2008 dude was leaking bad, he would have got beat to death or at lleast a coma if it wasnt for me and my roomate he got blood on the couch, the carpet in like 5 places, the wall, the door, my dunks, my ps3, my roomates dog, his TV, and my chicks leg - she had to take a shower to wash it off then he cried about it for 3 hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 so does dude have face mask now or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 4, 2008 Author Share Posted March 4, 2008 I know he had to go to the hospital today I would assume he got something, his nose was pointing in 3 different directions it wasnt supposed to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 pics of his face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 4, 2008 Author Share Posted March 4, 2008 man I wish I had some, but I wasnt thinking right I went and fucked gal while watching the reaping right after, and didnt wake up till almost 5 pm today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Sounds like it was a righteous whooping to me. Probably sucks to be him right now, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 yeah almost killing a dude for nothing more than talking dumb drunk is always a good idea. a simple rude eviction with a single punch to the face would suffice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 black in a hat is fucking funny btw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 wtf is burn/t? down under its roasting your pipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 *crack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 4, 2008 Author Share Posted March 4, 2008 a burn is a joke on someone, like "look at that tight ass shirt, you better not go out in the rain, that shit will shrink up into a necklace" or "look at those pleated dockers you got on, your pants are so sharp you could clearcut the amazon with them" or "where did you cop those old ass timberlands... it looks like you had them custom cut from plywood at home depot" and I would feel bad for dude, but this is the 4th time hes been beat up at this house, each time it was worse. He also got in dudes face repeatedly saying "you get one free hit, go on hit me" and kept fucking with him. This went on for a few hours... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Yeah I have seen shit like this happen before, probably not to that extent. Should have gotten more pics though, for all we know that is tomato sauce on that shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 lol @ crawling after getting beatdown, grabbing a leg and trying to "roll" with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 still. this is a fairly weak thread. like highschool punch ons over who gets the top bunk and the poor kid sleeps on the floor. im being a cunt tonite. im not usually like this. yall know that... ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 is there a picture? I can't see it...I couldn't see anything in the gif thread either, maybe my firefox is acting up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Ripped up bloody shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 at least your ps3 didnt get fucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 4, 2008 Author Share Posted March 4, 2008 thats really all I was concerned with I sort of played blocker and got in between them and the tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 i would put the beats on everyone you know. and i could probably do it using jiu jitsu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 and you're humble to boot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 any pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Story behind the second one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war terror Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 but seriously thats fucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 This kid got a fractured orbital socket, nose broke in 3 places, and fractured jaw for talking dumb shit in my roomates room sunday and it was amazing. So sunday me and a few friends were getting fucked up and we pretty much just have long ass burn sessions where we roast each other and half ass watch classic soul train. This one kid Chris who my roomate has known for awhile was throwing lame ass burns and then started turning it racial on my boy T, whose pyru from North Philly and doesnt play at all. This kid starts saying shit like "Shut up Malcom X" and "Look its the black in the hat"...l real unfunny shit. Then he started telling racist jokes as burns, and we all were warning him to shut up, then he starts trying to like poke my boy whose on the couch next to him, steal his hat, and even gets in his face and says he can have a free hit, but T is mad restrained, untill he snapped and jumped up, pounded him out on the couch. After dude started really leaking on the couch and was knocked out with his eyes open, I pulled my boy off him (he deserved to get licks in but take it outside... my ps3 was right behind him and I was blocking because that shit cost loot) So Im pulluing my boy out the room, and other dude starts trying to crawl on the floor towards him, and grabs his leg and tries to roll with it because he thinks he knows jiu jitsu, so Im like fuck this, Im not holding dude back while hes trying to fight still, so I let go and T just stomps him in the face untill I realized he was probably gonna beat this guy to death in our house and made him snap out... The point of this story? Dont try jiu jitsu unless you are really fucking good at it.. and dont wear a extra smedium hillfiger t because you will get roasted all night for it and if you get in a fight its gonna end up like this haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 i would put the beats on everyone you know. and i could probably do it using jiu jitsu. naw man didnt you read he was a PYRU from North Philly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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