CALIgula Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 smash the whore in blue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwriteforkicks Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 you know a girls a whore when she rides a retard and he puts it in her bellybutton.. same bitch did one of my friends.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 this has never failed me: when a girl tells me that she doesnt get along with any other girls....like ever and only hangs with guys as "friends". unless her guy friends are gay dudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 I have always had more dude friends than female friends. But I do have some super good lady friends, we just seem to never live in the same place at the same time. Right now I only have feline friends. I don't know if it's been said...but you can usually tell if a girl is a whore by the fact that she does cocaine. All coke head chicks are total sluts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SwampFightOner Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 You know a girls a whore when you see her being carried into the basement by a few guys and all she says is "I don't do anal" True story from this party last weekend 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 You know a girls a whore when you see her being carried into the basement by a few guys and all she says is "I don't do anal" True story from this party last weekend yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dash-al Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 when your girlfriend is going out with someone hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 when every time shes in your car, just you and her you expect to get blown. and you're confused when you aren't. I miss those days. whores are the greatest. /reminisce-oner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vers douce Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 !!! money is requested after sex !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Cult Of Skaro Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 When you pee all over her at a bus stop in the middle of the winter and she still goes home and fucks you while ditching her boyfriend at the subway. Happened to a friend of mine, after a party years ago. When she asks you if you want to go hang out at the porn shop When you see her walking out from behind a dumpster with some bum and her face is covered in cum. I actually saw this girl i went to high school with do this when i was out painting one night. When her goal in life is to fuck at least 5 guys a day. Anyone know catherine yellow shoes? If you do you know this one is true. When she teaches her kids to steal your condoms and then refuses to move the sleeping kids off the bed. When she fucks 7 guys in a night to get back at her boyfriend. When she firsts meets you she starts telling you about how she got gangbanged by a bunch of skinheads the night before. When your friends all look at you with wides eyes when you walk in the door with her. When a girl has to give a guy the SoCo challenge. When she has multiple myspace and facebook profiles. When she tells you she is allergic to latex. When you find out from 3 friends that they all fucked the same girl under the same bridge. When she is walking around all good music festival sunday morning naked singing oh baby i like it raw. When a girl doesn't view a train as a threat. When a girl has the STD clinic on speed dial. When you come back into the bedroom after using the bathroom and find her doing headstands. When she is not afraid of the poison oak on your cock. (true story from someone who I am drinking beer with right now) When you catch crabs from the same chick 3 times over the course of a year. I wish I could remember who was telling me this story the other day but it had me cracking up laughing. When she says it's just razor burn and has week old stubble. When she says she would fuck you for drugs if you had any. When she offers to show you her clit piercing on a first date. When you go out on a date with her and she keeps running into ex boyfriends. When you can't mention her name without someone around you snickering. When all of your friends houses have some article of her clothing. When she owns nothing but thongs. When your boy is banging some girl and her mom starts hitting on you. When she can drink you under the table. When you pick up a friends mom hitching and she starts fingering herself before you can say ass cash or grass. (true story from a friend of mine) When she trains her kids to go up to guys and ask are you my daddy. When you see her on ricki lake and its one of the are you my babies daddy specials and she is testing her 75th to 85th guys and none of them are her babies daddy. When she gives your friend a blowjob on the subway. When she tells you her ass is sore from getting fucked in the ass. When she tells you she works as a masseuse but only posts ads for clients in the craigslist erotic section. When the stories about 2 brothers and a pool table still float around 10 years after the fact. When she invites you to go to the strip club and all the bouncers know who she is. When you can smell her pussy when she spreads her legs even though she is wearing pants. When she is on Disco Biscuits tour. When all your friends get the same std. When you go over your boys house and he shows you a porn mag and he asks you if some girl in it looks like his girlfriend. It actually ended up being his girlfriend in the magazine. When you see a girl in the super market and all she has in her cart is zucchini, candles, bananas and double A batteries. When every guy you ever see her with is 'one of her cousins.' When she has more condoms then you do. And when the only thing you find in her medicine cabinet are condoms, a douche, diaphragm and toothbrush. When she has a framed picture of a penis on her wall. When she has to make it clear that she is not a slut. When one of the first sentences out of her mouth when you meet her is I bet you have a nice cock. When she tells you that she is an internet model. Quite a few of these are true stories and experiences. Thanks to my two friends who are sitting around drinking beer with me for helping me make the list. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 YO................ - WHEN SHE KEEPS SAYING "IT'S BEEN A WHILE" OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. - WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING DOGGY, ALL THE SUDDEN SHE TURNS AROUND AND STARTS DEEP THROATING YOUR SHIT. - GOES STRAIGHT FOR THE BELT BUCKLE AS SOON AS YOU START KISSING HER. - DEEP THROATS WITH NO SIGNS OF REFLEX - TELLS YOU NOT TO PUT THE RUBBER ON (SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME INSTANTLY) - LETS YOU HEAD FUCK HER. - IM GONNA GO OUT ON A LIMB ON THIS ONE, AND SAY WHEN SHE "LOVES BLACK GUYS" AND THAT'S NOTHIN' BUT TRUTH, SON. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beartrapper25 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 they look like these fat whores and on top of that they advertise that they would suck your dick for a cheeseburger. you can find them on 4th street in reno. I'd bang them. Does that make me a whore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaOnlyQue Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 When she has multiple myspace and facebook profiles. When she has to make it clear that she is not a slut. When one of the first sentences out of her mouth when you meet her is I bet you have a nice cock. The myspace one is true. Making it clear she aint a smut... U is A smut, muma. Saying "i bet you gotta big dick" Happened so many times... When she fuckin with you when her man is your right hand. When she lets you bring her to the roof of the projects and on the walls have sex dates and littered wit condoms When she asks you to send a pic of the dick...on the second day TRUE STORY When she comes to your crib wearing booty shorts and taking it off saying its too hot TRUE STORY When she drinks GREY GOOSE. When she pops E PILLS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 TRAVELS TO ANOTHER STATE JUST TO FUCK, THEN LEAVES IN THE MORNING. GETS INTO YOUR SPOT, YOU LOOK AWAY, TURN BACK AROUND JUST TO SEE HER NAKED IN YOUR BED (How the fuck did you do that so fast?) TELLS YOU YOUR THE LAST ONE (Out Of Your Click) TO FUCK HER. ^This cracked me up when she said this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 TELLS YOU YOUR THE LAST ONE (Out Of Your Click) TO FUCK HER. ^This cracked me up when she said this. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 ass to mouth in a bathroom on the first night an hour after meeting eachother stupid whore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 TELLS YOU YOUR THE LAST ONE (Out Of Your Click) TO FUCK HER. ^This cracked me up when she said this. you're on some weak shit if you fuck some slut your whole squadron has already ran thru you definitely have some shit now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 you know a girls a whore when shes with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 you know a girls a whore when she eats hotdogs without the buns and squirts mustard on her face while sliding hotdog in and out of her mouth infront of a bunch of dudes. (actually the hot dog part is true) you know a girls a whore when first thing she says the first time you hang out outside of work is "I'd definately fuck you but not brendan (another dude from work)" you know a girls a whore when the first time you hang out outside of work she takes your finger and says look i dont have no gag reflex. proceeds to stick your finger down her throat and hold it.(SAME BITCH) god damn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANGELDUST Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 when she asks for money after sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 When she fucks me for a second time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 When she gets gangbanged by four dudes, pukes on one of them and the following day allows a highskoo drop out eat her out... Oh and did I mention... She didn't tell him she had Chlamydia. I was told it looked like one of them "sex ed frights" pictures you suffer thru in HS. Harlot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 this thread is dope! keep it going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 when she leaves a g string at your friends house with skid marks on it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keylikesfood Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 when she leaves a g string at your friends house with skid marks on it.... WHAT__THE__FUCK hahahhahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Columbo Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 THIS! AND THIS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Columbo Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 AND MY ALL TIME FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!!! *DRUMROLL* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 moar gifs oh wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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