absentminded63 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 when your bangin some broad the same day you met her and as your about to cum she says "i like to swallow" after she swallows says "you were good but my boyfreind is better". different girl. met at a bar, when the bar closed i banged her in by boys car while he waited outside. finished whiped my junk off with her underwear and said, hey you dont mind if my boy gets a little do you? she smiles and says ok. those are whores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 shes a whore when shes constantly tryin to bang her bf's best friends true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 you know the girls a whore when you fuck her in the ass and cum inside of it and she farts the cum out into her hand and eats it true story Wow.....I really wanna meet this girls parents......they obviously did something wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I was talking to some girl a couple days ago that I hadn't seen in YEARS She starts out with, "You know that thing about a ring on a girls thumb isn't real right?" "Huh?" "You know, that if a girl has a ring on her thumb it means she likes anal." I look at her thumb, she's got a ring on it. "It's not true though, don't think that I'm into that lol" "Um, ok." "I only do it when I'm really drunk." Whore? I fucked with a girl who did not wear rings on her thumbs, and she liked anal, fucked with another girl who wears rings on her thumbs every day, she does not like anal one bit...but yeah super whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...BeerAd632... Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 ...when the biMbo briNgs her OWN beEr... (although the true definition of whore is any perosn performin sexual activities "for money") ...funny nonetheless.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 (although the true definition of whore is any perosn performin sexual activities "for money") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 you know a girl is a whore when she picks you up from work occasionally to blow you in her car, then cleaned up the "mess" with the onlly available thing in her back seat - her 5 year old sons jacket. true story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 you know the girls a whore when you fuck her in the ass and cum inside of it and she farts the cum out into her hand and eats it true story Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...BeerAd632... Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 no prob man.... ...infinite wisdom at its worst... tell Jeebus not to point them thiNgs at me... hes dead anywaYs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 that's fucked up that's all i can say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownshoes Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 5 yr old sons jacket is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 girls a whore when she has sex for money thats about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 when she sucks off her ex for one cig while your still dating her. whore status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterSenor Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 she did something so nasty she made you start this thread.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted March 30, 2008 Author Share Posted March 30, 2008 lol haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted March 30, 2008 Author Share Posted March 30, 2008 So i guess you know a girls a WHORE when the thought of her makes you want to start a thread on how you know when a girl is a whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 pretty sure that was said literally two posts ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted March 30, 2008 Author Share Posted March 30, 2008 Yes, and i was confirming his post. Have a fall back attack and mind yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivouno Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 you know she a whore when she lets ya do this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 *Dog in a bathtub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 You know a girl is a whore when she calls you to tell you that she is pregnant.And thats its great because you can cum inside of her with no worries until she gets her abortion i like this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted June 3, 2009 Author Share Posted June 3, 2009 it was a true story too.that girl in fact got pregnant again and had the baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:Cityonsmash: Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 i know a girls a whore when my homie shits on her and i still fuck her afterwards. true story? you be the judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 I know a girls a whore when my homie shits on her and i still fuck her afterwards. true story? you be the judge. NOT TRUE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:Cityonsmash: Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 damn i look good in white kicks:cool: good to be back clones, good to be back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 when this bitch used to get MAD if I cum ANYWHERE except in her mouth. That bitch loved to swallow to xtreme and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 they look like these fat whores and on top of that they advertise that they would suck your dick for a cheeseburger. you can find them on 4th street in reno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 lol 4th street for the good fun and great laughs....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CONCRETE RIVER Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 this has never failed me: when a girl tells me that she doesnt get along with any other girls....like ever and only hangs with guys as "friends". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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