After School Special Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 ^^^ win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Uh how about cheeto vajj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Seriously though, the only woman I trust is my mother. But never trust 'em with your rookie cards and your weed! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 ^^^^ Ahaha! True true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 you know she's a whore when she lets you fuck her with your friend sleeping on the floor snap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivouno Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 cheeecheeevajayjay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Last girl asked if we should use protection, I said yes. She said "Im so stupid, I never use condoms." I smashed anyways. Wrapped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 All chicks are whores. There's this one broad I've been talking to, and this time I played the gentleman role and just wanted to hang out and chill wiith her. She even spent the night with me and she stayed in the guest bedroom. She was all "wow I like you because you're not like most guys -- all about banging chicks". And I really didn't even want to beat either. I was cool with just kickin it. As a result this apparently turned her on and the first thing she wants to do is fuck. Now the chick is pressuring me to have sex. Women are hypocrites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 shes ganna fall in love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignorance_isnt_bliss Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Last girl asked if we should use protection, I said yes. She said "Im so stupid, I never use condoms." I smashed anyways. Wrapped. you should have told her: " im not your average niggah...no you cant get me...cuz im not your average niggah!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Last girl asked if we should use protection, you should have said. "i dont like guns" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 happened to my friend he was drunk as fuck and she wanted to him he yaks on her she leaves fucks other friend's bro and comes back to first friend and wants to fuck and he yaks on her again and he passes out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 When she is ya boys ex and she insist she is given ya a ride home. As soon as you pull up to the house she turns the car off and unzips your pants. YEEEEEEEEEEEES. hahahahaha this shit is mad true. shit happened to me a while back. except the bitch said she was to drunk to make the drive back to her place and asked to crash. moments later i was in there like swimwear!!:lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 you know your girls a whore when this pops out of her vagina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWITCHAHOUSE Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 you know a girl is a whore when she lets you fuck on the first day yous meet and calls a few days later saying that your going to be a daddy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womphead Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 i like to pick up chicks outside of the STD clinic... i just sit on the bench outside and wait for the ones to come out with a smile on their faces is that weird? hell naw....you know they fuckn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womphead Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 if a girl swallows your load and doesnt even know last name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 ass to mouth so so so so soooooo true. Makes for fun stories and even better when your friends put that shit on blast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heel.moeilijk Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 When you haven't had a phone call from her in weeks, playing e-mail tag back and forth, then she calls like, "Oh, it's so nice to hear your voice, I love you", cause you've been down with this bitch through thick and thin for 3 fucking years and then right before you decide to hang up she's like, "Oh, I got some bad news. I got a boyfriend and he's the best thing to ever happen to me, tee hee hee". Reaffirms your belief that you've wasted your precious time on someone you actually cared for, but she's far too self-centered and has morals that only exist when it's convenient for her and makes you lose countless friends who had your best interest in mind when they told you, "Yo, she's a whore. I wouldn't fuck with that." and you stood up for her cause you thought otherwise and told them to fuck themselves. tl;dr- gave her any and everything. girls a whore with morals, sometimes, "best thing to ever happen to her" is a fat fucking faggot juggalo gay. Lost friends at her expense. I hope she dies. But, I can't stop loving her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womphead Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 gah damn man. chill out. fuck a bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heel.moeilijk Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I'm just having a hard time adopting that, "Don't trust a bitch" mentality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I'm just having a hard time adopting that, "Don't trust a bitch" mentality. I advise you to do it now.. Its easier to do it before you get fucked over than when you just realized ur whole life is a lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 When you haven't had a phone call from her in weeks, playing e-mail tag back and forth, then she calls like, "Oh, it's so nice to hear your voice, I love you", cause you've been down with this bitch through thick and thin for 3 fucking years and then right before you decide to hang up she's like, "Oh, I got some bad news. I got a boyfriend and he's the best thing to ever happen to me, tee hee hee". Reaffirms your belief that you've wasted your precious time on someone you actually cared for, but she's far too self-centered and has morals that only exist when it's convenient for her and makes you lose countless friends who had your best interest in mind when they told you, "Yo, she's a whore. I wouldn't fuck with that." and you stood up for her cause you thought otherwise and told them to fuck themselves. tl;dr- gave her any and everything. girls a whore with morals, sometimes, "best thing to ever happen to her" is a fat fucking faggot juggalo gay. Lost friends at her expense. I hope she dies. But, I can't stop loving her. man it must suck to be seventeen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 when you havent seen nor heard from this broad in over a year. and you run into her on the street and she says "we used to have alot of fun fucking, we should do that again sometime soon." yeah shes a whore, and im getting laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womphead Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 when you havent seen nor heard from this broad in over a year. and you run into her on the street and she says "we used to have alot of fun fucking, we should do that again sometime soon." yeah shes a whore, and im getting laid. .........thats BADASS. :: officer michaels voice :: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 You know that a chick is a whore when she paints graffiti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heel.moeilijk Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 man it must suck to be seventeen. 19, but alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 lols Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKbmx836 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 shes definatly a whore when she lets 4 dudes run a train on her at her local gas station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 You know that a chick is a whore when she paints graffiti. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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