Dave Columbo Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 hey man give me some props points some soft hearted 12 year olds ganged up on getting me banned... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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deserfab Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 yuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deserfab Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 yall niggas is uggghhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Columbo Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 SHE MIGHT BE A WHORE IF SHE DOES THIS......................................BUT I AM NOT SURE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 stories are better....normal everyday whores are funnier than dirty porn whores...that shit is just rank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
street villain Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 when she fails the mario test. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 mario test? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Mario? Marios a fucking psycho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Hahahaha Enjoy the 2nd tampon bitch! And, gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
street villain Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 mario test? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbajoDeLaTierra Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 When you're in 6th grade health class and the girl asks the teacher.. "You can't get pregnant if you swallow it right?" than she sees the whole class looking at her and says... "Not that I do it or anything" Classic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 when you see "abortion clinic" in her contacts on her phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 When her sister tells her to suck your dick. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 She could name all her kids after the Brady Bunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 ass to mouth ATM!!!! hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 someone keep this shit going, i love readin this. we should just make ti into a story thread about whores.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 when she's already had two abortions by the age of 20, refers to her X as "cuntface", wakes up with drug induced nosebleed and gives you an STD and thinks it's no biggie.. true story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 i know a girl thats had like 7 or 8 abortions by the time she was 20. and probably lots of std's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANGELDUST Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 ...she has a vagina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 When she texts you but won't answer the phone if you call instead of text back. When she has her webcam set up in plain view.......in her bedroom. When her bathroom contains Summer's Eve, Vagasil, baby powder, and empty boxes of condoms simultaneously. When her eyes light up when someone peels a banana from across the room. She goes to the tanning bed 3+ times a week. She has an OBX sticker on the back of her car (only east coast heads will probably get this one.) 3/4 of her Myspace/Facebook pics are of her hugged up on some douchefag in a club/bar. Her cat darts out of the room when she starts to undress. She's got some crazy stains on her unwashed panties, and they damn sure aren't period blood. Her mom/sisters/female friends can't look her in the eye when the subject of sex comes up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 when she's already had two abortions by the age of 20, refers to her X as "cuntface", wakes up with drug induced nosebleed and gives you an STD and thinks it's no biggie.. true story LOL you got a std from some nasty bitch.. and she didnt even care... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Her cat darts out of the room when she starts to undress. She's got some crazy stains on her unwashed panties, and they damn sure aren't period blood. Her mom/sisters/female friends can't look her in the eye when the subject of sex comes up. [/color] lol@the cat darting outta the room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 when she refers to giving someone head as "a bit of fun" or "a dare" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 you know a girls a whore when first thing she says the first time you hang out outside of work is "I'd definately fuck you but not brendan (another dude from work)" you know a girls a whore when the first time you hang out outside of work she takes your finger and says look i dont have no gag reflex. proceeds to stick your finger down her throat and hold it.(SAME BITCH) god damn yo tell me you throat fucked that whore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 When she opens her whore mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 When she lays on her back, then opens her whore mouth while you enter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MomentIsNow Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 When she fucks you to keep your mouth shut about her fucking someone else other than her boyfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 when she posts ads on craiglist looking to fuck?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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