BlueberryBuds Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 when she puts the cum that fell off her face in a zip lock for later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 when you contract the clap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 "I don't normally do this" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 when shes only 14 but can suck a dick like a thai hooker . when shes only 14 but does anal. when your gagging her with your dick and she loves it.and shes only 14. when youv met her for the first time outside of school and she lets you suck her tits and play with the cooch in the theater. and shes only 14. when you leave the film and head to the toilets just so she can have some dick.and shes only 14. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 when shes only 14 but can suck a dick like a thai hooker . when shes only 14 but does anal. when your gagging her with your dick and she loves it.and shes only 14. when youv met her for the first time outside of school and she lets you suck her tits and play with the cooch in the theater. and shes only 14. when you leave the film and head to the toilets just so she can have some dick.and shes only 14. shit, sounds likemost the girls I went to high scho with. Ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 "I don't normally do this" THIS - FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 After you're done fucking, she proclaims- "MY GUTS HURT!" She was then known to the clique as 'whore-guts' and she really didn't mind. That was a bad bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 man this thread is good. but there's too many "she's got a vagina that makes her a whore HUR HUR DUUUURRRRRR" - GET MOAR CREATIVE the one that always got me isn't something she said. it's the look. the 'fuck me' eyes. the eyes never lie. i love whorey eyes. am i the only one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 WHOREGUTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Noise of you beating beating some more. slowing down :silence: go deeper :GASP OF AIR: MOAN "Deeper!" (?? what, does this bitch want my to tickle her cervix) hahahahahahah. Creative enough. My kinda whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 that was weird.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 when you're dating a female for a couple months, take her to your company's x-mas party, and she ends up making out with a manager from another store. ... not that it has happened to me... im just sayin tho... it's clearly a hypothetical situation. :D:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 True story. When she's kicking it with you and the crew and some other bitches drinking beers and leaves because she has 'things to do'. Then you run into her at 5 in the morning in 7-11, she's buying cigarettes and she's with two dudes and all of three of them are sweaty. :huh:...........awkward moment ensues..........OH HAI! I CAN HAZ PARTICIPATE IN GANGBANG PT II, TOO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Dude: "What the fucks this slime on the inside of your panties?" Chick: "Its just discharge. All girls discharge from time to time...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furvert Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Dude: "What the fucks this slime on the inside of your panties?" Chick: "Its just discharge. All girls discharge from time to time...." Maybe her milkshake was overflowing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 snail trails! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk214 Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 When she puts your cock in her asshole without you asking ...then puts it back in her snatch ...then you jizz in her mouth and she swallows for the grand finale. ...then she says "Please don't think I'm a slut... i just really like you" All on the first night you hangout with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 ^ keeper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 when youv met her for the first time outside of school and she lets you suck her tits and play with the cooch in the theater. and shes only 14. . i know plenty like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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