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Podrido's Erotic Falconry

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"It is only natural that the relationship between human and avian mirror that of canine and ottoman" Ralph Waldo Emerson

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When a group of fellow orniphiles sat down in a sweaty boardroom outside LaCrosse, Wisconsin in August of 2004, they didn’t know their little “perversion” would soon become a tri-statewide movement.

 

That word. Perversion. Makes my skin crawl, my stomach turn and my scrotum contract. Where’s the perversion in loving another one of God’s creatures? Where’s the deviance in wanting to pull feathers rather than blond hair? What’s abnormal about wanting to see your wife take a three-inch beak instead of a 10-inch African American phallus or a silicon, injection-molded forearm? How can a human vagina or anus even compare to hollow bones or a molty egg-hole. Hah!

 

And a movement it has become! With nearly 60 proud enthusiasts with real email addresses, we’re taking the sexual fringe community by storm. You can bet that’s got the fellas at Nambla plenty nervous. Even celebrities like Robert Loggia, Carrie Strug, Liam Neeson and Ted Pennington are showing their talon marks!

 

Eroticfalconry.com is hopefully just the tip of the iceberg. Our goal is to show others what turns us on so that they can see the natural sexual ferocity of our feathered friends.

 

If we can moisten a few more panties or instigate a couple more boners we can get the raptor-love movement to really take flight. (Pun gloriously intended.) These are OUR images. These are OUR feelings. This is OUR moment.

 

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Enjoy! http://www.eroticfalconry.com

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Re: Erotic Falconry

 

"It is only natural that the relationship between human and avian mirror that of canine and ottoman" Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

 

 

 

 

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BAHAHAHA! "FOREEYLZ?"

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That's more like it.

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can someone give me the cliff notes of this thread.

 

milky always has to make me feel dumb with huge articles.

 

cliff notes:

 

Where’s the perversion in loving another one of God’s creatures?

 

Where’s the deviance in wanting to pull feathers rather than blond hair?

 

What’s abnormal about wanting to see your wife take a three-inch beak

instead of a 10-inch African American phallus or a silicon, injection-molded forearm?

 

How can a human vagina or anus even compare to hollow bones or a molty egg-hole. Hah!

 

 

If we can moisten a few more panties or instigate a couple

more boners we can get the raptor-love movement to really take flight.

(Pun gloriously intended.)

 

 

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