Weapon X Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 I think it might be more awkward to read than the bible on a cocaine high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Ive read the bible on barry white many a times. Makes it that much more exciting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 CTRL+C/CTRL+V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RELAPSER Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 ^^^^ REAL-TALK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 copypasta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 2, 2008 Author Share Posted March 2, 2008 Ok, ok..this is a reply to me telling her that I found my wallet the other day. I was telling her because I remember losing it at her place a while back. awwwwwwww, I'm so glad you found it, You're just the kind of guy who doesn't deserve shitty things to happen to.....You know. :) BUT seriously you either need to get a chain on that S.O.B or be like me, I'm being a super good girl now, not going out on week nights,just being boring all alone, and then just trying to chill and stay at home with my guy on the weekends. You should really really try it out, if you find the right kinda girl it can be reallllllllllllllllllllly cool. *******, I dare you to do it... BUT I'm so glad you found your wallet, but seriously, you gotta stop loosin' it. strees mofo :) You are way tooooooooooooooooooo HOT to be stressin over shit like that. When I say HOT, I mean waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy toooooooooooooooooooo HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT, You know what I think of you......SO SO SO SO SO S OSO SO SO SO HOT!!! I've always had a dirty nasty thing for you. Ever since that night twho months ago you can't get out of my head......I keep thinking about you spitting on me and choking me slapping me...sticking it in my ass..I'll never let my boyfriend do that!! Take care and don't be a stttranger!! I've had cooler emails, but this is supposed to be a sort of reserved girl. I feel so bad for her. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 2, 2008 Author Share Posted March 2, 2008 Like, that's nothing compared to some emails I used to send a few years ago, before I checked myself. But like I said, this girl is a super good girl (aside from the cheating on her boyfriend) who is, I'm sure, feeling awkward, so I sympathize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poes Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 props for the spitting choking and slapping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 this was not as good as i thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 yeah, i was hoping for far worse. but spitting and slapping is good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 POST HER PICS OR GTFO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 2, 2008 Author Share Posted March 2, 2008 Yeah, I realized that after I pasted it. But you guys asked. Should have just left it to your imagination. But I stress that this girl is a super good girl so, either way, I feel super awkward. I've gotten dirtier texts in the past week from other, more morally loose women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 2, 2008 Author Share Posted March 2, 2008 hell no, no pics! She's a seven/ten at most! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 post up some pics of this girl you slapped/choked/buttsecksed just post up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 pics or it didn't happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 How fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 2, 2008 Author Share Posted March 2, 2008 That would be wrong. I can't put a face to that email. Besides, she's nothing special to look at. I could post a pic of the girl I'll be smashing tonight, but it's pretty unrelated, so whatever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 awwwwwwww, I'm so glad you found it, You're just the kind of guy who doesn't deserve shitty things to happen to.....You know. BUT seriously you either need to get a chain on that S.O.B or be like me, I'm being a super good girl now, not going out on week nights,just being boring all alone, and then just trying to chill and stay at home with my guy on the weekends. You should really really try it out, if you find the right kinda girl it can be reallllllllllllllllllllly cool. *******, I dare you to do it... BUT I'm so glad you found your wallet, but seriously, you gotta stop loosin' it. strees mofo You are way tooooooooooooooooooo HOT to be stressin over shit like that. When I say HOT, I mean waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy toooooooooooooooooooo HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT, You know what I think of you......SO SO SO SO SO S OSO SO SO SO HOT!!! I've always had a dirty nasty thing for you. Ever since that night twho months ago you can't get out of my head......I keep thinking about you spitting on me and choking me slapping me...sticking it in my ass..I'll never let my boyfriend do that!! Take care and don't be a stttranger!! what the fuck???? well......... i guess your gonna need to take care of that then.... dont be a stranger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Yeah, the real reserved, studious ones are pretty freaky, always good for a surprise because you don't know which one is a complete and total closet whore. I can say i've had a few in my time...... further proof 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 2, 2008 Author Share Posted March 2, 2008 ^ damn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 yeah dude i hear that. one time i met this girl too, volunteered her time to like everything, always was in school when she wasn't doing that. just made me feel like i was a lazy shit, right? so i meet her some place downtown, we head back to my place to watch a movie after getting something to eat, not even after 2 minutes at my place she was all over me with no sort of help with it at all. she stayed over like 2 days or something and wouldn't let me stop. they can be fun, but damn man i can't keep up that pace all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitchAssSlut Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 It straight up looks like her email got hijacked before it got sent. It's all good for the first half, then it goes off the deep end. That's the type of shit drunk friends do to their drunker friends who left their email half finished while they went to take a shit in the tub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 how the fuck did no one call epic fail on this? fuck I'm dumber for having read this bullshit and he clearly flaunted the pics, tits, or getting the fuck out rule. if he gets up, they'll all get up, it'll be anarchy. oh, and it's actually a letter from his moms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 ^^^your standards are too high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 nah man he said "I got a really drunken email from a girl yesterday" and although I won't dispute butt seczin' and spittyMcSlappenstein is all well and good It's just not what I would call REALLY DRUNKEN which possibly would have made it thread worthy. do you remember the "so me and sneak where watching predator thread"? I read the title and clicked it and low and behold they did not fail to deliver and enriching scholarly conversation about fucking predator. so all I'm saying is don't false advertise or hold delusions about the importance of your mediocre at best "drunken email". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 and it really is a letter from his mom ^true story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i kill for meow mix Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 wow, can you not post pictures of cum shots and blowjobs that are as big as my computer screen without any kind of warning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Nega-prop-dat-nigga yo!!!!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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