eatso Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 THREE CRUSTY TRAVELING FEMALES AND 3 COLT 45'S DEEP AND THE WOMAN IS EYEING ME LIKE I'm TRYING TO GET UP IN SOME TROUBLE. COURSE OF ACTION RECOMMENDED? I'VE ALREADY PEE'D IN ALL BUTTS AVAILABLE. IT'S NOT REALLY THREAD WORTHY BUT EVERYBODY ELSE COMES TO CH0 WITH THEIR STUPID ASS PROBLEMS. WHY CAN'T I? ALSO IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO, 'CEPT FOR LOL CATS AND UNDERAGE PORN SO C'MON YOU'RE OPINIONS ON WHAT i SHOULD DO? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLSE Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 post pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 naked pics (of the women) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 you're asking if you should fuck some girl thats eyeing you up? the fuck is wrong with you? unless crusty means gross hairy unwashed pussy and unshaven pits and legs. *edit - oh yeah and pics. pics first. entertainment for the interwebs is priority Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HollerBackHeartAttack Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Definitely gonna have to see pictures before response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted March 1, 2008 Author Share Posted March 1, 2008 NO ASSHOLE MY WOMAN IS EYING ME EYEING THE CRUSTIES WHAT THE FUCK I'M DRUNK I'M SURE I TYPED THAT OUT PICTURES YEAH MAYBE HOLD ON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 orgy? but by three crusty traveling females... i'm hoping thats either some new slang or a mixed drink.. oh andi just learned a new thing.. its called a superman.........you wait till a girl is passed out, nut on her back and stick a peice of toilet paper over it.. my friend said she's going to do that to a guy one of these days why she stared at me so directly while she was telling me this... makes me think i may be getting some on the plus side... but on the down she can drink me under the table and as of late i have a habit of passing out on 9 beers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted March 1, 2008 Author Share Posted March 1, 2008 you're asking if you should fuck some girl thats eyeing you up? the fuck is wrong with you? unless crusty means gross hairy unwashed pussy and unshaven pits and legs. *edit - oh yeah and pics. pics first. entertainment for the interwebs is priority YEAH IT DOES YALL STILL WANT PICS? IT'S GONNA BE TRICKY THEY'RE KNITTING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 drive over to my place nigga! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted March 1, 2008 Author Share Posted March 1, 2008 I italicized the gross unwashed hairy part in the quote it didn't work out though sorry about the all caps I'm drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLSE Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 i want pics i need to be entertained till i fall asleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 i want pics i need to have a pic in front of me when i fap so i can fall asleep read between the lines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 no offense moogle, but i figured you be all over the crusties for some reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 i prolly would if i knew what the fuck a crusty was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLSE Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 read between the lines hahahaaaa youve got me all figured out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 I know what crusty girls are. In fact I wonder if I have met them/one of them. If you decide to take the plunge, just make them take a shower first. Shouldn't be too hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 oooh like those chicks that follow dave mathews band all over the place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted March 1, 2008 Author Share Posted March 1, 2008 no but yes to shai and you probably have I'd imagine we travel in the same circles if you where posing that query. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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eatso Posted March 1, 2008 Author Share Posted March 1, 2008 there ya go get a couple pages deep so i can read this shit without retribution first one is my girls with the sticky mouse tits it's cute shut up fuck they're all in the same room if they look over here and realize what I'm doing I'm gonna get lesbo beat down. what I do for you people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 cool paint stash.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HollerBackHeartAttack Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 The one in the skirt. Go do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted March 1, 2008 Author Share Posted March 1, 2008 huh? did I show paint stash? I cant scroll up cuz they'll see and beat me. god I'm scared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Try and smash 2 of them. Menage a trois are fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted March 1, 2008 Author Share Posted March 1, 2008 the one in the skirt is my girlfriend I think I can't scroll serious they would beat me I'm sorry GLIKS come beat up these lesbians please HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 .......nvmd now i know........damn dude if i'd known you meant coffee shop ogres i woudnt have made fun of your situation.. good luck and if worse comes to worse just admit you are at fault for everything cept smog , and death... and look really guilty while saying it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 tell your girlfriend the internet thinks her tit looks cute with those googly eyes on it and that the knitting chick should tuck in her stomach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Avoid smashing crusty "traveler" bitches at all cost. Shit aint healthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HollerBackHeartAttack Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 If you're going to smash smash them all at the same time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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