Weapon X Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 At my last job, there was this girl who was desperately single. Called me to cop all the time, but I know she don't smoke that much. Always talked about how she's lonely as fuck. She was really hot, too. But guess what? She had hairs on her chest! I wouldn't have noticed until it was too late if not for one of the apprentices telling me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I was fucking this chick at work up until 2 weeks ago. It was fun while it lasted. Now not so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 don't get your honey where you get your money! **unless you don't give a fuck about the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Like we're really going to stop you, Mero. If it's a good job and you're getting paid then waiting it out isn't a bad idea. Also, like you said, there's a lot of girls in NYC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 And since we're on the "corny sayings about fucking co-workers" tip- "Don't fish off the company pier" is a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 ven y vas, gomia:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 "dont put in work, where you put in work" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 "Life's too short to pass on a nice piece of ass." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 did it once with a chick i sat right next at work. about a month later i was requesting a seat change. dont do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womphead Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 did it once with a chick i sat right next at work. about a month later i was requesting a seat change. dont do it. THATS WHAT IM SAYIN! DONT DO IT MAN! hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 FUCK HER AFTER WORK DUMMY...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 trust your guts homie. not your nuts. im not sayin to not bang that skank, but just go over it and see how you feel. oh yeah. GET PICS NIGGUH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 its the porblems he next day going back to work and from then on. bitches think once you fuck them you're in it for th long run. this what you do mero. you set some shit up with her. a public place. where she can bring friends. and holler at shortys friends. im pretty sure they gotta be as fine as her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I put in work, and watch my status escalate *duh nuh...nuh..nuh nuh...nuh NUH nuh* Popped in my skull every time I saw the thread title. If the bitch is THATTT bad then hit it, if you can find a hotter jawn at the corner store or the club then don't even fucks wit itt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 fuck now pay later.. you said it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 It's terrible, Jerry! It's like every day is a date! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 ^^^^ LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 ok what dont you take her into the bathroom during a break, do some nasty shit like ass to mouth then it would be virtually impossible to feel uncomfortable seeing her at work from that point on. if she ever says something that you dont like remind her of the atm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Just lay it out to her like, look ma, if we do this then the terms have to be that we're just fuck buddies and we're going to stay cool and keep things on the low at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 LOL @ ASS's post. But my advice is don't do it. I think I posted something way back (with pics) of a coworker i smashed then she tried to say I took advantage and shit. It was messed up. Don't dont it mang... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 I got my dick sucked in the walk-in at work doing beer inventory after closing. But I had already fucked the jawn years before we even worked together. No drama ever ensued though so I say go for it. [ATTACH]82154.vB[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 I get the feeling that all these dudes talking about how they did it and caught drama or whatever it's cause they where herbs about it and tried to wife the bitch. Or vice versa. Just let shorty know that it is what it is. Yall working together but yall can smash boots on the low too. Just keep it like that and shit should be cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 I got the herp once from banging a chick from work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 hit it man. just handle it the right way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 I get the feeling that all these dudes talking about how they did it and caught drama or whatever it's cause they where herbs about it and tried to wife the bitch. Or vice versa. Just let shorty know that it is what it is. Yall working together but yall can smash boots on the low too. Just keep it like that and shit should be cool. the single bit of info you shouls take from this thread. i hope DAO got it to you in under three minutes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+om+om Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 i'm pretty shocked that you actually have a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 ^^^^ this nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+om+om Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 said that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 At my last job, there was this girl who was desperately single. Called me to cop all the time, but I know she don't smoke that much. Always talked about how she's lonely as fuck. She was really hot, too. But guess what? She had hairs on her chest! I wouldn't have noticed until it was too late if not for one of the apprentices telling me! Hooollld up. You have to elaborate more on this one. I have never heard of such shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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