Harpo Marx Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candirú This fish is feared to attack humans and animals and swim into an orifice (the vagina, anus, or even the penis—and deep into the urethra).[4] Because of spines protruding from the fish, it is almost impossible to remove except through surgery.[7] The fish locates its host by following a water flow to its source and thus urinating while bathing increases the chance of a candiru homing in on a human urethra. Natives have also been known to bathe facing the current, as doing so would decrease the chances of the organism lodging itself in the rectum.[citation needed] Other orifices such as the penis or vagina are covered up with the use of hands. fuck parasitic water dwellers. seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Myth. Banned. Closed. Fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 i saw that shit on discovery or something. fuck that noise. i just got home from seeing Juno again I dont wanna be reading this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 ive heard of these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 I've heard about this shit before. What I don't understand is how it's possible for some microscopic shit to possibly be able to swim fast enough to swim up a piss-stream into your cockandballs while your pissing off a boat??? I don't know about yall, but my piss stream moves pretty fucking fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 6 inches ain't microscopic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 I've heard about this shit before. What I don't understand is how it's possible for some microscopic shit to possibly be able to swim fast enough to swim up a piss-stream into your cockandballs while your pissing off a boat??? I don't know about yall, but my piss stream moves pretty fucking fast. yeah i thought that part was bullshit too. "A well-circulated myth is that the candiru is capable of swimming up the stream of urine in mid-air to a victim standing on shore or a boat. This is physically impossible as the maximum swimming velocity of the fish is opposed by the downward velocity of the urine stream, and the further impossible act of the 5–14 mm wide fish maintaining position and thrust within a 2–7 mm wide column of fluid. They are also probably not attracted to urine as commonly thought." anyway, i'm not fuckin with south america. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted February 28, 2008 Author Share Posted February 28, 2008 i saw that shit on discovery or something. fuck that noise. i just got home from seeing Juno again I dont wanna be reading this. Sorry man, didn't mean to ruin the feel-good movie buzz. Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INKHEADSCREW Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 i had one of them thar things stuck in ma peehole then i had to piss er out it was a bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 straight up, fuck that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 6 inches ain't microscopic. 6 inches is the largest it's ever been known to grow after it's been parasiting off someone. The shit is microscopic when it supposedly swims up your pee-hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 yeah i thought that part was bullshit too. "A well-circulated myth is that the candiru is capable of swimming up the stream of urine in mid-air to a victim standing on shore or a boat. This is physically impossible as the maximum swimming velocity of the fish is opposed by the downward velocity of the urine stream, and the further impossible act of the 5–14 mm wide fish maintaining position and thrust within a 2–7 mm wide column of fluid. They are also probably not attracted to urine as commonly thought." anyway, i'm not fuckin with south america. Hahaaaa... I thought that sounded like an impossible load of shit! Thanks for clearing that up. Where did you get that from? A reliable source? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 I've heard about this shit before. What I don't understand is how it's possible for some microscopic shit to possibly be able to swim fast enough to swim up a piss-stream into your cockandballs while your pissing off a boat??? I don't know about yall, but my piss stream moves pretty fucking fast. I was like 8 when i first heard that myth but i still knew it was bullshit. congrats on the old news harpo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 i had one of them thar things stuck in ma peehole then i had to piss er out it was a bitch Yo Inkheadscrew, go move to oakland and start a thread about it in Brickslayers. They need niggas like you dawg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 and the wily culprit... He ain't gonna piss right for a week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INKHEADSCREW Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 i would be aroused by one of those where can i buy one for my own use? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 where a condom in the ocean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 ^yes that'd be hard to find indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 where a condom in the ocean. I don't leave home without it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Myth. Banned. Closed. Fail. ...A well-circulated myth is that the candiru is capable of swimming up the stream of urine in mid-air to a victim standing on shore or a boat. This is physically impossible... Co-sign Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Not impressed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted February 28, 2008 Author Share Posted February 28, 2008 No threadfailz, I didn't post a source that claimed this little bastard swims up piss streams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 i remember hearing about this also on discovery, it creeped me out then, and it creeps me out now....fuck that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 6 inches ain't microscopic. "Thats what she said" bowing to golf clap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 It's real. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSLKZzuLC00 P.S. Check out this parasite video.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu9bqt2OgFM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 oh hell no.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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