Milk Grenades Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 i liked porkchop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 i liked porkchop two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I'm eating a pan con lechon right nao, i drove to the get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Smokin some porkchop right nao Nah, really, good bump. SEPTA is guaranteed entertainment always. i was riding one time and this 70-something woman gets on in a terry cloth bathrobe. weird but whatever. she rides a few stops and is sitting there humming something the whole time. She gets off, reaches up her bathrobe and removes a plastic bag that has her fare and some other shit in it, straight hands the money out of the bag/her ass to the driver... dips... fuckin raw. I might have a cellphone picture of this female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 who eats this filth? remember porkchop got hit by a car? or a bus? or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Can't ride a bus for free mate. lies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Depends where you are I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 white beard! I am motherfucker trippy image: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Fuck riding the bus. Always terrible, and filled with the scum of the earth. Trains are the shit. Look at graff out the window, drink booze, and talk to women. the choice is a no-brainer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IllSkillet Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Indianapolis, Indiana has one of the worst public transportation systems in the country. It's probably because of the Indianapolis 500 in May and the fact of car promotion.. either way, there are no trains, light rail, trolleys, even no extendo accordian buses for a city ranked 14th largest in the u.s with over a million living here. There is no central bus hub and the connections between routes is lame. The latest buses stop at around midnight and there are no heated stops (hardly any benches either) which makes it very horrible in the fall and winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 I was coming home from the movies tonight with my girl and this blind guy tries to get her to sit next to him...No lie he was like you can sit next to me, I have two empty seats(one was empty because this girl moved away from him) I had to tell him that she was with me and that we were fine where we were...He seemed a lil off cuz he just starts singing randomly...Anyway turns out dude is a perv because the girl that moved away from him said that he gets on that bus all the time to try to feel up girls and take advantage of his blindness. As she was telling us that I guess he hears her and tries to find where she was sitting and talk to her but he ends up next to another lady and she was definitely umad:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 i also saw an old crackhead lady pull her extremely saggy tits out and put them in a plastic bag...:o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a mutant rancor Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 I hate it when someone who has real bad b.o sits in front of you on the bus or train. the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 the amount of stories i have from taking the train, fuck. the worst i the fat, ugly, junkie mum whinging and complaining loudly on the phone about her "SISTER IN LAWS SHACK AY, ITS A MESS MUM, REALLY NONE OF THEM ARE CLEANIN' AND I SAID TO EM, I SAID YOUSE ARE ALL DIRTY" meanwhile there asshole fucking baby is crying/toddler is running up and down the carriage being a fucking piece of shit. fuck metro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 I'm a huge fan of public transportation for the most part. I love people-watching and all the crazy shit that goes with it. On top of that, PDX has the illest public transport i've ever lived around. This fella was nodding out and dropping his shit all over the place. felt bad for him. saw him a few days later and he was doin' fine. i've seen bottles get broken over heads, lots of verbal confrontations, and, of course, bus hoppers in frisco mobbing the shit out of it, which is always entertaining... oh, and the 100 from frisco to oakland at 3am was always cracking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 I got so many public trans. stories, dont know where to start. One time i was on the B7 (nyc) and everytime i took this bus i would see this old ass beaver/squirrel looking dude wearing the same thing every time (dirty beige khakis, stained white tee filled with holes, and black shoes that were held together with duct tape). Dude was strange and smelly but kept to himself, never made anyone really uncomfortable (besides his general hygiene). Well anyway he presses the button for his stop, gets up and after talking one step his pants fall down. I have never seen or smelled anything so rancid. Brown and redish stains ALL OVER the back and piss stains all over the front of his no-longer tighty whities. Felt kinda bad for dude cause you could tell he was mortified. He then pulled up his trousers and got off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Another time me and my boy get on the Q train toward Manhattan and see this crazy crackhead with a bag full of metal hangers. We sit about 6 feet away from him so we can hear all this nonsense hes talking to this young spanish kid and his girl. Dude puts up with Crackman berating him to his girl for about 3 minutes (guy was askin if he gives her the good dick, does he pack a baby pecker, does he hit ur spot, etc.) then sternly tells him to knock it out. Cracky starts goin harder wit the insults and you could tell the girl was deffinately feeling intimidated. So me and my boy get up (so does her bf) and tell him to chill the fuck out and stop actin a fool cause hes making everyone in the car uneasy. The guy pulls out a bent up hanger and stands on the seat in the corner mumbling about how hes not afraid to use it. As the train was pulling up to a station (prospect park) Crack swings the hanger at the girl. I go to grab him when, BAM, spanish kid breaks a snapple bottle over dudes head and grabs his girl and dips outta the station. Me and my boy start laughin at him and tellin him thats why you shouldnt speedball and smoke meth, then switched cars and had to wait half an hour cause Crackster was leakin bad and screaming for someone to call the cops. DOUBLE SPICY STORY ESÉ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IllSkillet Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 once, me and my homie were riding on the 54 bus in Chicago from the northside to the southside and a pimp type dude came on the bus. my homie and I were sitting on the seat right behind the back door with the little wall blocking the back door, but this dude and his hoes went to the back and proceeded to shoot up some shit in their arm. then they got up somewhere on the west side and we proceeded to go to the spot. then once in seattle me and some homies saw some crazy dude talking really loud to himself and causing a rukus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 ^^ Thank you!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 fools be doing the weirdest shit on public transportation.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 years ago in highschool, my best friend and i were riding the bus home. growing up, we had tons of problems with a certain ethnic group. dude we had beef with ends up getting on the same bus. these are the kind of people who are too pussy to fight one on one. turns out he had a huge problem with my boy due to a previous altercation. plus i had been jumped by these faggots a few months prior. this kid is a pussy, starts eyefucking us /nh, and gets on his cellphone real loud saying "guess whos on this bus, meet us at the transit centre, were gonna fuck these kids up, bring everybody." you know pussy shit. he turns back to us (hes sitting a few rows up) and is like, "you two are fucking dead, wallah bro, ive got 40 people coming to beat the fuck outta you faggots." i remember saying something slick back, but not gonna lie, i knew how these dudes do, with like 20 on one stompings and stabbings and shit, i thought we were gonna get it. my boys just sitting there cool as fuck, with this weird look in his eye. he whispers to me, "press the button at the next stop." this was weird to me, because this was neither of our stops, but i decided to go along with it. so heres dude, sitting a few rows up, now hes put on his discman (remember those) and still got that stupid grin on his face, but hes no longer facing us. i guess he thought our inevitable asskicking was about to go down, so he was real chilled out. i press the button, and watch in amazement as my boy in one motion stands up, pulls out a pair of brass knuckles, and sucker punches this kid squarely in the face. dudes face literally exploded, my homeys a big boy /nh, and dude never seen it coming. we both ran off the bus before the driver really figured out what the fuck happened. cool story about fights with lebs when i was 15 bro. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnvyThis Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 sitting on the 106 bus las vegas at 3 am..dude gets on an socks the first person he sees an walks right off.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazztechno Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 These urban people were having the loudest most retarded conversation on the bus. Bus stops,urban folk get off. Mexican dude moves from the front and sit across from me. He turns to me and whispers "They're so noisy" Bus stops, urban dude with headphones gets on and sits behind the Mexican guy and starts rapping out loud. reminds me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4x-vusZ_jY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 sitting on the 106 bus las vegas at 3 am..dude gets on an socks the first person he sees an walks right off.. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 you dudes are mad lucky. phx buses stop running round 10pm. most memorble stories involve the same homeless dude. he regulary rode my college bus route. dude is obviously a bum. i saw him countless times on my route, dudes name was roger. well like i said seen this dude a grip of times on my main route. one day dude notices i hve a pack of squares in my shirt pocket. he asks to bum one offa me. i givehim one, dude is extremely happy over this. he gives me the low down on his life and why he now a transient. i sympathize on his situation. we sorta become friends. over the following months we regularly see each other on said bus route. i always give duder cigs and food/booze money in exchange for his stories nd company. one day in particular, i guess i stared at some random cholo the wrong way. dude flips and gets in my face on some "wtf u starin at guerro? u trying to get fucked up fool?!" before i can even tell this fool to chill, roger rolls up out of nowhere and fucking lays this dude out. dude is cold out doing the death snore. roger rolls up nd tells me "haha dude caught a bad one fucking with us! fuck that faggot!" i was so humbled by rogers actions i had him roll through my crib, let him get a decent shower and cooked the dude a proper meal and let hime crash on the couch. we even did two beer runs. got wasted and smoked him out. dude was a genuine bro. eventually i stopped seeing him around the lines. last time i saw roger he told me he was diagnosed with cancer. i felt so bad, like i lost a family member. to this day i ride that same route hoping to see his optimistic face. i never have since. rip roger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 jamaicans enjoy talking loudly about nothing on their phones when on buses. buses usually smell like hot dogs, drivers frequently pretend you aren't standing at a stop. they have good unions so they can get away with shit, like almost running cars off the road. grrrr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 i once hopped the lrt (light rail transit) and saw a homeless dude smoking crack sitting on the seat next to me. this bothered me, as there was a daycare riding this train to some sort of fieldtrip, and the kids on there were mad young. i launched into this tirade on how dude should have some respect for the younger generation and not expose them to his shitty addictions. dudes face went from extremely aggressive to completely remorseful. im sure it was the alcohol/drugs, but he looked at me all teary eyed, and smashed his glass pipe right there in front of him. told me it was heartwarming for a complete stranger to have such compassion for kids, and that if he had felt some of that in his younger days he may not have turned into the fucked up junkie that he presently was. he then get off at the next stop, thanked me, and told me this was the first day of the rest of his life, and he was a changed man. i was completely in shock about this, and although i doubt very highly that dude just kicked hard drugs due to my verbal assault, it was kinda refreshing. yeah, im kinda a big deal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 He probably went and overdosed due to guilt, nice going asshole 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 You'd be surprised what a few choice words can do to someone. Maybe checked himself in to rehab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Compassion, rationality, and seeing the best in people are not allowed in Channel Zero, I don't wanna get nega propped for being a fagg0t... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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