lord_casek Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 There is NO reason to have blueballs on this Earth. You got a hand? USE THAT SHIT AND SPLOOGE. Don't be a martyr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowDown Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 this has happened no more than 5 - 19 times in my life. they hurt, god damn virgins. ;) thats a bit of a wide margin there. But anyway, If all else fails........... Just rub it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 nah dude, there was this mad religious girl that i used to hang out with when i lived in my old town that would be always down to blow me, she'd pull over on the highway near the woods to blow me and shit, but she would never fuck, which was fine with me if she blew me all the time. i don't know where you're from though, but tell me, i think i need to buy a station wagon and start chilling in front of the local catholic school. kinda like that is that an EAGLE?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purpleplums Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 back when i was dating my ex she would sometimes be on some "no im not doing this today" type shit and whatever and one day were making out for like an hour, and feeling each other up and im like DYING to fuck but she aint down so i seriously jerked off right in front of her......i gots to get mine! word life, knock some sense into that broad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Anytime a bitch tried to front while making out they usually changed their mind once the toungue hits the clit. Just be like "aight boo, we don't gotta fuck today. Just let me lick your pussy a little while. It taste so good, just let me have a little taste boo." and then within 5 minutes you're usually knocking boots. Damn... I miss seducing young bitches. hahaha, you know that works everytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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