KILZ FILLZ Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 so these mini goats are like the size of a cat i wonder if they are smart enough to use a litter box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Theyre probably fairly intelligent. Better than a cat or dog for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 mmmmmmm... mini goat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 so these mini goats are like the size of a cat i wonder if they are smart enough to use a litter box if you can get a rabbit to do it, i don't see why a goat couldn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 yo mini rabbit KEYCHAINS?!?!?!!!!!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted February 27, 2008 Author Share Posted February 27, 2008 Maybe. I guess if you lived in an apartment and wanted a mini-goat. But that just seems wrong. Mini-goats need to run free. And have all the fainting room they could ever want. Trying to keep a mini-goat in an apartment is like trying to put a rainbow in a box. Or a kitten in a cage. It's just not right. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MountHolyoke Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I LOVE THIS VERY MUCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 mini horses are way more hood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLSE Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 mini goats are the shittttt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 mini horses are awesome, i wanna see one of said goats to see what all the hype is about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted February 27, 2008 Author Share Posted February 27, 2008 If you knew how to properly navigate the internet, you would know that when there is a link, you can click on it and it will take you to a different page. If the link has the words "youtube" in it, you can pretty much assume that you will be seeing a video. Seeing how this is a thread about mini-goats, and I posted links in the initial post, then rational thinking would lead one to figure out that they were links to clips featuring mini-goats. Or it could be some elaborate hoax to totally Rick Roll you. It's not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I Am The Black Goat Wandering Amongst The Trees Bastard Of Thousands Selfish God Of All Sullen Skies Alight In Curiosity If All Else Ends, This Time Man Has Arranged A Doubt In All Shortcomings Brings This Struggle To Ignite The Once Force Of Stable Unity To Die As One In This Creative Legion These Colors Of Life Almost Bleed Out Loud These Ancient Lores Of Kindreds Unknown A Myth Unveiled To Bring The End Of Eternity I Am Drunk On The Blood Of The Unborn Child The Wolves Gather Around To Greet Me In The Shadows Black Candles Burn As The Demons Swarm My Eyes Blood Is Shared... Invocation To The Elder Gods Rights Of The Blackened Angel Now Come To Me I Hear The Voices Call To Me In The Darkness Untold Oceans Of A Black Beyond... Cast Out For These Deeds Infect The Bloodline To Bleed All... Glorious Taste Of Victory This A Key That Lies Within... The Flesh Of A New Frost Bitter To Summon Locust Winds... Among Gardens Of Pain I Am The Testament Of Lucifer I Shall Give My Kingdom To The Beast I Call Upon The Four Corners Of Hell Come Forth To Me With Your Wrath Wormholes Descend For Eternity Mausoleum Of Tears Combust Into Fire Visual Myth Of The Underworld Taught To Keep A Mortal Man To Fear Release The Black Curse And Drink The Poison Of God Uncleansed Hands Breath Death Into This Stream An Offering Of Tranquility Upon The Winds A Scavengers Brittle Silver Wings To Yeild This Sickle Of Contemplation... ...Upon All Who Have Denied ...Silence Grows Weak ...A Dormant Lying Disease ...Not A Soul Shall Speak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 ^hmm, is it just me or does that goat have tits? oh yeah and scary words, very devilish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 This is gonna be rob and bigs next pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 ^hmm, is it just me or does that goat have tits? oh yeah and scary words, very devilish hahaha. yeah, satanic lyrics make me chuckle. i find them to be ridiculous, and those are especially verging on nonsense/gibberish. and of course baphomet has breasts. the set in that image are actually small compared to the norm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 First time I've seen a mini goat....Those are pretty awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Its funny, but Baphomet has nothing to do with Satan In fact Baphomet was invented as a Templar symbol and then recreated by Eliphis Levi in the 19th century. Dont believe what the metal albums tell you. Baphomet is not apart of the legions of hell Random is schooled in teh demonology Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Its funny, but Baphomet has nothing to do with Satan In fact Baphomet was invented as a Templar symbol and then recreated by Eliphis Levi in the 19th century. Dont believe what the metal albums tell you. Baphomet is not apart of the legions of hell this is mostly true. baphomet as named by the knights templar was not a demonic character. the character of the sabbatic goat drawn by levi was a symbol of satanism and the occult. he may have misnamed his character, but the drawing of the goat has become accepted as the image of baphomet--and the goat is very much a part of "the legions of hell." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted February 28, 2008 Author Share Posted February 28, 2008 I'm pretty evil. Like you wouldn't believe. Tonight my mom was being a total goblin to me. So to get revenge, I baked her a pecan pie from scratch. That will show her I mean business. How brutal am I? Really. I am totally metal, dude. Totally. One of my ex's had a tattoo of a Baphomet. His didn't have a totally sweet rack. What a faker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 i like evil goats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 I had a pet goat named Petunia when I was little. My grandfather and I would walk her around the neighborhood. She was later eaten by my family, and I was mistakenly shown her severed head in a bucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 that must have been traumatic. i haven't eaten goat in a very long time. i grew up eating it (pakistan) but its not so common here in the states. my buddy told me a mexican joint south of here has goat on the menu. i'll be hitting them up soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 this is mostly true. baphomet as named by the knights templar was not a demonic character. the character of the sabbatic goat drawn by levi was a symbol of satanism and the occult. he may have misnamed his character, but the drawing of the goat has become accepted as the image of baphomet--and the goat is very much a part of "the legions of hell." show me...sometimes people mistake other stories for dogma in the demonic hierarchy there is no goats....later some paganism was added because of the churches hatred for other religions. Cloven hoof devils where not around in the original hebrew texts they where only mentioned in limited work in 1600s and it was from popular stories. Just like some believe in the 9 levels of hell but that is not actual dogma...that is taken from Dantes Divine Comedy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 show me...sometimes people mistake other stories for dogma in the demonic hierarchy there is no goats....later some paganism was added because of the churches hatred for other religions. Cloven hoof devils where not around in the original hebrew texts they where only mentioned in limited work in 1600s and it was from popular stories. Just like some believe in the 9 levels of hell but that is not actual dogma...that is taken from Dantes Divine Comedy how far are we taking this back? and to what religion as the basis or starting/stopping point? are we stopping w/ the torah and old testament or are we going further? are we going to look at the egyptian's "set" or are we starting at when "he" became called "satan?" if we stop there why do we stop at what was added later? i understand your argument. and if we limit ourselves to what the hebrew texts describe satan and hell as, then you are wholly correct. as far as the bible, torah, or quran mentioning the significance of the goat in hell, i don't know of any beyond "sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell." i'm coming from the side that ALL of this is utterly fiction/fantasy religion/spirituality is a continually growing thing--every religion "stole" from those preceding it, as such what has come to be recognized as part of the 'religion' by its believers has to be recognized by those on the outside as part of that religion. right? it might not be the same satanism that existed in 50 AD, but its still satanism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 is this the hipsters new version of the unicorn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted February 28, 2008 Author Share Posted February 28, 2008 I don't know any hipsters personally, so I don't know what they are into this season. But I can honestly say, I have never had someone come up to me all stoked on mini-goats and lay it down on how adorable they are. I just was talking about mini-animals with someone. And they turned me on to those fainters. Then it was all over for me. And I can think of nothing else but tiny little goats passing out. And hugging them and putting their cute little heads in my mouth. I just like animals a ton. And the mini versions are so precious. I really don't get how anyone could not be into these guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 how far are we taking this back? and to what religion as the basis or starting/stopping point? are we stopping w/ the torah and old testament or are we going further? are we going to look at the egyptian's "set" or are we starting at when "he" became called "satan?" if we stop there why do we stop at what was added later? i understand your argument. and if we limit ourselves to what the hebrew texts describe satan and hell as, then you are wholly correct. as far as the bible, torah, or quran mentioning the significance of the goat in hell, i don't know of any beyond "sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell." i'm coming from the side that ALL of this is utterly fiction/fantasy religion/spirituality is a continually growing thing--every religion "stole" from those preceding it, as such what has come to be recognized as part of the 'religion' by its believers has to be recognized by those on the outside as part of that religion. right? it might not be the same satanism that existed in 50 AD, but its still satanism. We are talking about demonology, which was formed from the only religion that practices it Roman Catholicism Satan has never taken the form of a goat...you are mistaking a passage from Leviticus 16, where they talk of sacrificing a goat for the sins of the people (the scape goat) to Azazel (thought to be a demon). The King James bible was translated wrong, actually Azazel was a name of a cliff they threw the little bastard off of. NOW, if you say that goats are evil then how come JESUS referenced himself as the "Scape Goat" for the sins of the world in John 1:9 yes demons did exist through out all religions but you cannot take them and automatically say they are in leaguge with the devil. If that was true the God and Jesus hang out with Budda and Shiva and play poker on Wednesday nights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 i never said satan took the form of a goat. god and jesus do hang out with shiva--and the easter bunny and santa claus. goats aren't evil--they are significant in satanic rites though. i don't know much about roman catholic demonology, i only know the bible's descriptions of demons and a fair amount about satanism. i think we're "arguing" on two totally different planes. you coming from a roman catholic view of demons and satan, and me coming from 'satanism is the lifestyle of indulgence w/ occultish/pagan tendencies" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 fist, i havent ever actually met anyone who has studied satanism i assumed there are people who are deep into it but havent came across any so what do you believe is gonna happen after death? i am genuinely curious. i consider myself agnostic, not enough proof to say there is or isnt a higher being i think when we die we just rot in a box i am interested in this stuff after taking a mythology course a few semesters ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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