Poop Man Bob Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 A new advertising campaign by Vegas.com tries to bring in that ever-elusive douchebag demographic. Yes, it's for real. In an irony-rich kinda way, I suppose. [found via Best Week Ever] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 i think this flyer should be on billboards outside of new jersey and long island. except, it shouldn't be for a club, it should be part of a real estate campaign. "are you a douchebag? you could be home right now." put that next to the "welcome to new jersey" or "long island" sign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heel.moeilijk Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 They could've picked someone much doucheier to be their poster child. I mean, the Myspace thread is running rampant with Guidos, afterall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 trucker hat, aviators, gold chain, peace sign *edit - cigarette in ear you cant really top that level of douche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 thanks for reminding me why i never want to travel to las vegas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 holy shit, priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 trucker hat, aviators, gold chain, peace sign *edit - cigarette in ear you cant really top that level of douche. you forgot wristband(s) and spray tan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 my girls dad owns a timeshare in vegas as a part of his retirement benefits. he told her we can go anytime we want just give a 2 weeks advance notice. you know, other than holidays, obviously. maybe in a couple more months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 *he also has the "ohh im so cool in the pictures" mouth open thing going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 he told her we can go anytime we want just give a 2 weeks advance notice. dude probably has hookers crashing there, and needs to make sure they're out and all the blow is hidden. vegas: where retired men with timeshares get overpriced blowjobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 well then good on him. dude worked hard in his life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 there are soooo many of these people where i live now. Why cant they just go back to NJ or if you turn into one why cant you just be quarantined there?! I fucking hate it they all think they are so fucking tough. Douche: Dude Dude! You juuuuust buuuumped into meeee... ME: Ok sorry its crowded what do you want me to do. I said excuse me... Douche: What?! Are you getting smart with me? Me: No I said excuse me you looked at me and I walked by you... Douche: Whoa buddy I didn't hear you say anything...Looks like you need a lesson in manners. (his boys all looking like they wanna do something) Me: Are you fucking serious?! No you know what fucking hit me go ahead fucking hit my ass for bumping into you. I don't think your gonna do shit. (I step up to him) Douche: Dude youre looking to get into a world of trouble. Me: Fuck you your not gonna do shit. Push the kid back into the bar. Douche: Oooooohhh man thats it. (Slams his beer down on the bar) This dude steps to my face with his over inflated chest still not doing anything so I push him again a bouncer (my boy) grabs me pulls me away up to the owners office. I hear the kid screamin OOOOOH HE IS SOOOOOO LUCKY HE GOT TAKEN AWAY I WOULD OF DEEESTROOOOOOYED HIM!!!! Little does he know I the room full of my friends 2 training for amature UFC shit 2 bouncers that are my boys. I spent the rest of the night drinking grey goose and then ended the night with moet with some fine spanish and italian chicks w/ the owner of the bar...god I forgot what it was like to be fucking awesome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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