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Poop Man Bob

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there are soooo many of these people where i live now. Why cant they just go back to NJ or if you turn into one why cant you just be quarantined there?! I fucking hate it they all think they are so fucking tough.

 

Douche: Dude Dude! You juuuuust buuuumped into meeee...

ME: Ok sorry its crowded what do you want me to do. I said excuse me...

Douche: What?! Are you getting smart with me?

Me: No I said excuse me you looked at me and I walked by you...

Douche: Whoa buddy I didn't hear you say anything...Looks like you need a lesson in manners. (his boys all looking like they wanna do something)

Me: Are you fucking serious?! No you know what fucking hit me go ahead fucking hit my ass for bumping into you. I don't think your gonna do shit. (I step up to him)

Douche: Dude youre looking to get into a world of trouble.

Me: Fuck you your not gonna do shit. Push the kid back into the bar.

Douche: Oooooohhh man thats it. (Slams his beer down on the bar)

 

This dude steps to my face with his over inflated chest still not doing anything so I push him again a bouncer (my boy) grabs me pulls me away up to the owners office. I hear the kid screamin OOOOOH HE IS SOOOOOO LUCKY HE GOT TAKEN AWAY I WOULD OF DEEESTROOOOOOYED HIM!!!!

 

Little does he know I the room full of my friends 2 training for amature UFC shit 2 bouncers that are my boys. I spent the rest of the night drinking grey goose and then ended the night with moet with some fine spanish and italian chicks w/ the owner of the bar...god I forgot what it was like to be fucking awesome...

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