womphead Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 depending where your from...JERSEY MIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mother fucker is booomb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 key difference: all those places suck, except maybe quiznos, and they tend to be overpriced. Firehouse is the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 well, to be fair, we don't have those around here. all we have is quiznos and subways. and the occasional blimpie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 white washed? you mean hes not acting how typical hoods would act. there is a difference. white washed is kinda offensive NOT that im a bitch or anything. just sayin He talks like a white guy, on some Carlton Banks shit. And he's soft-spoken and mild-mannered. But he's a big dude and has cornrows so if you judged him by appearance you'd think otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 Being aware that this information can be used quite easily to gain the trust of white people. Whenever they say, “I’m moving to Canada,” you must immediately respond with “I have relatives in Canada.” :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 #4 Assists January 18, 2008 by clander When you say the word “assist,” first thing you think about is Steve Nash and Wayne Gretzky. White people love to pass, it’s no secret. In basketball, it’s kind of a must so that white guys can carve out a niche and guarantee acceptance on a team. Trying to be a white guy who dunks and stuff is like trying to be a white rapper - yeah, there are a few, but you have to work twice as hard for half the results. One explanation is that white people still feel guilty over slavery, colonialism, and the crusades so passing is a way to make up for it. But more importantly, it makes them feel good to help others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezske Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 i like kfc, watermelon and not working, and im white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 It's true white people can't get a regular sandwich. They have to get some kind of sundried-oat panini bread baked with herbs and mushroom seasoning, with salmon and honey-smoked lamb and romaine lettuce and seaweed and scallops on the inside, with red wine vinnaigrette and avacados and with a cantelope-cocunut sauce. And the shit is like $12.00 for a sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xHOPEx Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 It's true white people can't get a regular sandwich. They have to get some kind of sundried-oat panini bread baked with herbs and mushroom seasoning, with salmon and honey-smoked lamb and romaine lettuce and seaweed and scallops on the inside, with red wine vinnaigrette and avacados and with a cantelope-cocunut sauce. And the shit is like $12.00 for a sandwich. oh my god, the complete opposite. Reading this made me wanna puke. I like Chicken, and on my sandwhiches, the meat, and lettuce cheese ketchup. And i love black girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 I like how many people are responding with ... OH Shit thats not me .. I do ____. Humor for humors sake. This is funny shit all the way around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war terror Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 This thread made me think of this old site.. http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 so by default, i take it we can assume that black people like the opposit of everything else what people like? actually, yes, that's pretty much true. they're all stupid, lazy, and useless. thanks racist list, way to open up a bag of truth for easy consumption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wristbandit Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 this thread could be great. we dont care what YOU like, just white people in general. just exploit the stereo types of white people. you know, pasty, fat, cant dance, no style, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KniggazInDemStreetz Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 A lot of this stuff are just things a lot of people do but it is written in a proper manner thus making it directed towards whites, oh well, it's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
korokys Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Man some people bet bent out of shape over some shit.....waaahh waaah waaah...it's a fucking joke...babies. This shit is funny as hell!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avesism Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 white people all look the same to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 Man some people bet bent out of shape over some shit.....waaahh waaah waaah...it's a fucking joke...babies. This shit is funny as hell!! Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 true true I like how many people are responding with ... OH Shit thats not me .. I do ____. Humor for humors sake. This is funny shit all the way around. They're denying their whiteness, it's odd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 i like mac n cheese as a meal not a side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 white people like to make tuna caserole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 if you dont like fried chicken and watermelon...theres something wrong with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 forgot grape drank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 white people play beer pong and darts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 white people like playing sports where they get to decorate their outfits and equipment with like 1,000 sponsor logos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownshoes Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 whites like: gentrification...yes that means you too hipster. golf ted nugent swim clubs strongest man competitions big foot girls.. like making stupid faces and giving a peace sign the gap grammer typing: pwned, fail, etc.. frank rizzo charleton heston hunting ronald reagan george bush bon jovi crossing the street the swifter co-sign : the words: dude and like this list could go on for ever. disclaimer... im white.. i like old furniture charity golf tourneys budweiser..and "yuppie beers" as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 im not getting bent, i just dont think its all that funny. a lot of it is 'true' but it's true for anyone middle class in an urban area, regardless of color. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womphead Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 also true. i hear skateboarders of all ethnicitys say dude. even the brazilians always saying dude... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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