KILZ FILLZ 2,882 Posted February 25, 2008 lol ^ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KITTENS 35 Posted February 25, 2008 after he takes care of the witnesses with his bench made, he will demoniacally rip their dead throats open with his char black Satan penis. then he will wickedly hail a cab from the underworld and take it to the slums of uptown reno where he will viciously swipe his swift credit card for big gulp and maverick cigarillos. he then returns to his screaming banshee mother and her good for nothing warlock guido assfucker and maniacally masturbate to girls gone wild commercials. for serious guys, ive been almost brutally e-murdered by this ravenous hell spawn before, long ago, when I was buying tribal gear off bombing science in the eighth grade. i saw my entire profile flash before my eyes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stunt double 5 Posted February 25, 2008 fuck yeah, this thread made my day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ms.seyer 405 Posted February 25, 2008 LOLCOPTER whole thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
After School Special 226 Posted February 25, 2008 Re: Does anyone know the site where I can cop these shirts... ohhh damn i just got a new signature!!!! Fuck man I was totally gonna use that as mine haha. Golden. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shai 710 Posted February 25, 2008 I think I figured out who it is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seeking 292 Posted February 25, 2008 please share. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OLSE 83 Posted February 25, 2008 Re: Does anyone know the site where I can cop these shirts... you feel like punching me in the face? bring it on you faggot. I know multiple fighting styles, and I also carry a switchblade with me at all times. Something fucking tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. If you can't fucking put "cause" and "effect" together in that pathetic brain of yours, I'll help you out here. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me fucking tell you, it'll already be too fucking late to back down at that point. You might decide "well shit, I might as well stay true to my word and throw a fucking punch". This is where you will go wrong. I hope you don't have a job that requires two fucking hands, because you're going to be missing one after I'm done with you. I'll casually divert your fist off to the side, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into something you can't back up. You'll try to regroup and pull your arm back, but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Benchmade switchblade straight through the bone in your forearm, and proceed to rip your entire fucking forearm and hand off in one quick pull. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. I say 2 seconds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I reverse the knife in my hand, and uppercut it straight through your throat. You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling blood, and wondering where you went wrong. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nothing a few quick choke slams can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice across the jugular with the Benchmade. Now, motherfucker, you sure you want to go through with that punch? whats bold is pure fucking goldddddddddd Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_gooch 489 Posted February 25, 2008 that kid looks like he is 12. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slowDown 27 Posted February 25, 2008 well dang, this thread gives me chill bumps HARDCORE, LIKE WHAT?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tails0nE 171 Posted February 25, 2008 I think I figured out who it is. if he really does live in chicago and i ever saw him in public i'd automaticaly run up to him and start clownin on him.... this thread made my WEEK... :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonCheadle 203 Posted February 25, 2008 yes. thread of the week. Dude needs to come back on here and rip some more tough talk! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shai 710 Posted February 26, 2008 Seeking- I was wrong. I'm assuming it's someone from Chicago who made a backup account and is goofing around, so I've been eliminating people who I know are from Chicago. Yes, my logic is impeccable at times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PerFuct 4 Posted February 26, 2008 Louis Vuitton Dude, if this is you.. Nick Dilla Gayest Myspace ever dude. Gayest Question of where to cop a Shirt like that Gayest Gay to Ever Gay. Neg props. This thread is amazing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
!RENOBOF 86 Posted February 27, 2008 I saw the new tittle and i just loled every where Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HatoriHanzo 24 Posted February 27, 2008 Re: Does anyone know the site where I can cop these shirts... K for your information, asshole, I have seen a lion. And not one of your crap ass queen of the jungle homoerotic pussy-cat lions. A real lion, with fangs and horns and wings and shit. Don't pull your fucking wierd ass african voodoo hypnosis crap on me when you don't even know wtf you're talking about. I really don't care about what you have to say, but voodoo is Jamaican not African. Get your religions straight homie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Satans Little Helper 14 Posted February 27, 2008 "A real lion, with fangs and horns and wings and shit" Does this fucking douche live in Narnia? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Satans Little Helper 14 Posted February 27, 2008 Still, come on, horns and wings! Shit was funny though. Jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes...spaghetti, spaghetti... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teen_014.jpg 12 Posted February 27, 2008 Re: Does anyone know the site where I can cop these shirts... I really don't care about what you have to say, but voodoo is Jamaican not African. Get your religions straight homie. orly? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voodoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hayabusa 282 Posted February 27, 2008 woah you are the biggest pre-pubescent boy ever hilerious card pulled epic 08 remember how 08 began failingly, and now its turning out amazing you look like a girl from behind Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_gooch 489 Posted February 27, 2008 n.a.m.b.l.a. here he comes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DAVAK 4 Posted February 27, 2008 "you look like a girl from behind" and the front.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WorldBench 280 Posted February 27, 2008 this thread made me lose cool points for reading it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
