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ON A RELATED NOTE, I GOT AN UNCLE WITH A LITTLE BABY HAND, LIKE THE NIGGA IS A GROWN MAN B BUT HE GOT A BABY HAND. NIGGA LEFT HIS CAR WIT ME CUZ HE WENT O.T.

 

SO HE COMES BACK THE OTHER DAY TO GET HIS WHIP AND IM SITTING HERE PLAYING MADDEN AND LISTENING TO STYLES

 

NIGGA GOES "YO LEMME BUST YA ASS REAL QUICK"

 

IM LIKE "NO DOUBT NIGGA YOU GONNA BEAT ME WITH YOUR LITTLE TODDLER GRIP"

 

NIGGA PICKED THE TEXANS AND SLAYED ME BY 3 TOUCHDOWNS...CRAZY B. NIGGA WENT IN WITH HIS BABY HAND, AND TO PRESS R1 NIGGA HAD TO DO THIS CRAZY MANEUVER AND HE STILL SLAYED. JIM ABBOT ASS NIGGA.

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i went to school with this guy who had two baby hands.

shit was fucked up.

 

he would always say 'they make my dick look huge when i hold it!'

 

poor carlos.

 

we used to call him baby hands.

or baby hands mcgee.

 

one time i called him boogie hands, by mistake.

i lol'd.

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NAH LIKE IF YOU LOOK AT IT IT LOOK LIKE IT BELONGS TO A 5 YEAR OLD. BUT THE THUMB IS KINDA CHUBBY. ITS NOT OD GROSS LIKE MOST BABY HANDS. MEMBER THE NIGGA IN SCARY MOVIE? "GRAB MY STRONG HAND!" ITS NOT LIKE THAT.

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GLIKS DID THE RIGHT THING THOUGH, WHY NIGGAS ALWAYS WANNA KNOW "WHAT SHOULD I CHECK OUT IN NYC BRO?"

 

NIGGA JUST GET ON A TRAIN AND WALK AROUND AND SHIT B, THATS THE BEAUTY OF NY, THE MTA WILL TAKE YOU TO EVERY CORNER OF THE CITY 24-7 AND IF YOU AINT BRAINDEAD YOU WONT GET LOST. IF YOU END UP IN THE WRONG HOOD, OH WELL, ITS JUST PART OF THE EXPERIENCE. HOW YOU EXPECT TO SEE NEW THINGS IF YOU COME TO NEW YORK, GO TO FLIGHT CLUB AND BUY A WACK PAIR OF OVERPRICED KICKS (WACK!!) CANAL STREET (CACA!!) AND 42ND STREET (LAAAAAME!!) AND THINK YOU DID SOMETHING MAD NEW AND CRAZY BY GOING TO BROOKLYN? NIGGA BROOKLYN IS WACK EXCEPT FOR LIKE 4 BLOCKS!

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and to add to Mero dont even bother going to Queens

 

Queens is strictly for catching flights outta town. Even then just fucking go to Newark.

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and to add to Mero dont even bother going to Queens

 

Queens is strictly for catching flights outta town. Even then just fucking go to Newark.

 

Damn, ain't that the truth.

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and to add to Mero dont even bother going to Queens

 

Queens is strictly for catching flights outta town. Even then just fucking go to Newark.

 

 

 

 

MERO MILLIONS

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