MAR Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 i guess being black got played out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heel.moeilijk Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 SHORTY SAID "I GOT A MAN BUT I AINT WIFED UP" Do NY women actually talk like this? I don't think I could deal with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 my favrite mero line 'AND YOU KNOW THIS BITCH'S PUSSY SMELLS LIKE WET DOG AND GUTTER!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 SHORTY IS NOT FROM NY ALOT OF CHICKS OUT HERE TALK LIKE THAT BUT ITS A NY THING B. EVERY PLACE GOT THEIR REGIONAL SLANG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 hipster? you should take tips from east bay... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 jdavey is hipster music? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 you should take tips from east bay... ^Never that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 this nigga said "PARTY HARDBODY KARATE" that had me laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Until I read the quoted line in my signature, I just wasn't sure about your sense of humor Mero...Now, I can't stop fucking laughing at every word.. Fuck the bullshit, drop the hoe, and start a stand up routine...I was sleeping on this shit for too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Mero... I was pondering this late into the evening... and I have a perfect solution for you... try and approach her all smooth like... and if that doesn't work... pull the Loc Dog move from Don't Be A Menace... Break yourself!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqOTw90hYlI 3:45 into the clip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 or you could just be like "I'm that gangsta you talking to, When i say bitch jump, thats what you do" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 tell her you have a big cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Hey Mero, what does 'que linda' mean? Also how would you tell a spanish girl she is pretty and you are interested in a way that wouldnt offend her or make her uncomfortable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 tell her: mami mi pallo grande beso! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 YAK IS NOT A PROBLEM IM SITTIN ON A CHUNK RIGHT NOW THAT COULD SINK THE TITANIC. i had somethin like that last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 i guess being black got played out. its played out once you get out of high school. i dress Eastern European. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 mero get the bitch drunk and talk some smart book fixed gear bike shit. its either that or let your hair grow out and size down your clothing by about 2-3 sizes, dont shave. and ride a fixed gear. oh and be like oh im vegetarian bitch. but dont change the way you talk. itll throw bitches off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 see i dont know why cats are tellin mero to start rockin the hipster steez, thats desperate. if mero dresses to 'rapper gangster playboy' then why not lose that three colored NY fitted hat and the puffcoat, just put on some upperclass shit, 'hiphop corporate' or whaever Jay Z calls it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 hey mero, just out of curiosity.... did you happen to fuck my roommate? i remember we met one day a couple years back, briefly, at my apartment where i was living with my girl and the roommate in question. for some reason this thread reminded me of that, for obvious reasons. hahaha. if you don't remember who this is, i can take this to pm's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 hipster girls go for ugly dudes dressed as up like uglier girls. fuckin weird. truth of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 hey mero, just out of curiosity.... did you happen to fuck my roommate? YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I HEAR THIS QUESTION B? ITS CRAZY. HAHAHA YEAH MY NIGGA I REMEMBER, RIGHT AFTER WE WERE INTRODUCED I WENT TO THE BEER GARDEN WITH SHORTY AND GOT FUUUUUUCKED UP DOGS, WITH SOME NIGGA THAT LOOKED LIKE MURDA MOOK WITH EXTREMELY LONG DREADS AND SOME OTHER NIGGA. I FELT LIKE I WAS IN A TIME WARP B EATING BRATWURST AND SHIT, I AINT EVEN KNOW WHAT BRATWURST WAS TILL THAT DAY. ITS KINDA CRAZY CUZ I WAS LIKE "DUDE SEEMS MAD COOL" IT WOULDA BEEN DOPE TO ACTUALLY GET TO KICK IT NO HOMO BUT SHIT AINT WORK OUT LIKE THAT. BUT YEAH TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION I WENT IN. YOU STILL LIVIN OVER THERE? I WAS SCOPING THAT WHOLE HOOD FIENDIN TO HIT SOMETHIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 http://i12.tinypic.com/6arblzm.jpg Oh, this is about hipsters now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 its played out once you get out of high school. i dress Eastern European. It never was played in for me. I've always dressed how ever i want, but with out the wil.i.am/andre 3000 effect. More like male librarian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I HEAR THIS QUESTION B? ITS CRAZY. HAHAHA YEAH MY NIGGA I REMEMBER, RIGHT AFTER WE WERE INTRODUCED I WENT TO THE BEER GARDEN WITH SHORTY AND GOT FUUUUUUCKED UP DOGS, WITH SOME NIGGA THAT LOOKED LIKE MURDA MOOK WITH EXTREMELY LONG DREADS AND SOME OTHER NIGGA. I FELT LIKE I WAS IN A TIME WARP B EATING BRATWURST AND SHIT, I AINT EVEN KNOW WHAT BRATWURST WAS TILL THAT DAY. ITS KINDA CRAZY CUZ I WAS LIKE "DUDE SEEMS MAD COOL" IT WOULDA BEEN DOPE TO ACTUALLY GET TO KICK IT NO HOMO BUT SHIT AINT WORK OUT LIKE THAT. BUT YEAH TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION I WENT IN. YOU STILL LIVIN OVER THERE? I WAS SCOPING THAT WHOLE HOOD FIENDIN TO HIT SOMETHIN. ah yeah, beer garden is a bad look.... usually. i'm sorry you had to learn about bratwurst.... nobody should ever have to learn about that shit. haha. i enjoy how she introduced us by 12oz screennames. she had a tendency to do that, despite my asking her not to. i figured you went in though. i moved out of the area shortly after that. went somewhere else in bk and then broke up with my sidecar ex that i was with then. moved around, now i'm back in the city and whatnot. get at me if you want to go clown on kids at union pool or royal oak. you can probably ask this canadian broad to come. if she hasn't been there she'll love it. out of towners love those places. ugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 This reminded me of Mero's plight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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