dosa312 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Oh... and don;t forgot to carry around your bike messenger ten speed with stickers for Wahoo's Fish Taco's all over it wherever you go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 I feel you. I wish I could help you out with some "inside information" or something, but I don't know her like that. LOL AT LEAST YA HEARTS IN IT KID. WHATS THE GENERAL VIBE YOU GET FROM THIS CHICK? I DONT REALLY KNOW HER FROM A HOLE IN THE WALL AND I KNOW ITS WRONG TO JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER NAHMEAN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 gotta love the advice in this my personal favourite: if that fails just cold-cock the bitch. and smash while shes out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 you gotta kinda watch out to MERO. some of these girls are "natrual hipsters". they dont shave or wash their hair. other nasty shit too. watch out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heel.moeilijk Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I've been trying to fuck hipster bitches forever now, and nothing's working. I'd like to say I'm above trolling outside of Hot Topic for self-esteemless women, but I'm a truth-telling kinda guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 NAH I BE SMELLIN THOSE ONES A MILE AWAY WITH THEY "I GOT BACTERIAL VAGINOSIS" ASSES, BITCH YOUR PUSSY JUST STINK CUZ YOU A DIRTBAG BITCH ON A WEDNESDAY PLAN*. *SHOWERS ONLY ON WEDNESDAYS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 ive ran into bitches like that. its nasty when they lif their arms and its just a patch of hair. and they fucking stink. talking about being natrual. saving trees and shit. bitch wipe your ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 take this photo, and put it into a fashion blender, add a little bit of neon pink and harbor blue to an old pair of nikes, and you should be ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 well, she might rock some of that "streetwear" shit, but I dont really think she's a hipster. Fronts, fitteds, baby phat gear, short skirts and big puffy winter jackets with fur collars has been her steez for years. I can shoot you some info on the dude she's dating right now and you'll see what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Doodles Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Tell her you got that new Cut Copy if that bitch is a Hiphopster type hipster...oh and don't forget the fuckin' Yay (and PBR)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HollerBackHeartAttack Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 She's a canadian hipster? Just play some Chromeo dude, easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 YEAH SWHAT IM TOMBOUT MY NIGGA, SHE'S A HIPHOPSTER. I SPOKE TO SHORTY A LIL BIT SHORTY SAID "I GOT A MAN BUT I AINT WIFED UP" OHHHHHHH!!!! ITS LIKE THAAAAAAT?! SO I WENT IN, BUT ITS LOOKING WACK. I WAS PLANNING A TRIP UP TO THE GREAT WHITE NORTH SOON B CUZ MY HOMEBOY IS MARRYING SOME CANADIAN BITCH SO I GOTTA GO UP THERE AND THUG OUT THE SESSION PLUS HE JUST BEAT A CASE SO HE'S AMPED UP AND HE REALLY WANTS ME TO GO UP THERE AND PARTY HARDBODY KARATE. SO I WAS GONNA MAKE THAT CONNECTION AND SMUGGLE THIS CHICK BACK TO THE HOOD AND PUT HER ON. I DONT KNOW THOUGH B...BUT YO PUT ME ONTO HOMIE, MAYBE WE CAN SHARE. OR MAYBE I CAN BATTLE HOMIE FOR HIS BROAD. HA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 when you kick it shorty MERO play shit this. this bitch does hip hop and shes canadian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 MERO--fuck all this shit. forget about the cocaine, forget about the PBR's and bright nikes. forget about the canadian hip hop. all you need to do is go back to basics. if you don't have a wonky looking pet dinosaur, don't worry, i'm sure you get the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 it sounds like your working to hard and the way you're describing her, "SHORTY MAN LOOKS LIKE A HALF ASIAN WHITE DUDE", it doesn't seem worth it...I mean unless you're into half white asian men, in which case, just say you're not, keep your cred, and hit up google for answers. really, i say drop the bullshit and move along...fish in the sea, fish in the sea. ps. The bus I take every morning is filled with black hipsters on their way to school, its like an ad for urban outfitters or H&M. Today i heard one girl say, "Black girls dont wear blue eyeshadow", and then clown the girl for a solid 5 minutes, I had to bite my cheek to keep from laughing. (this is while wearing headphones, listening to loud noisy music) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Give them some of that yaddada Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 THAT ETERNIA BITCH IS HILARIOUSLY WACK B. WOWWWWW DOG, LIKE IM LOL'ING AT THAT BITCHES SHIT RIGHT NOW AS IM TYPING THIS B. IM MAD I GAVE HER WEBSITE A HIT, I WANT THAT SHIT BACK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 hahahahahaha. yeah eternia is whack. but. its candian cant fuck with wordsworth tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 hipster people are taking over the world. besides everyone thinks everyone else is a hipster. you just got to brain rape these hoes. yay helps with older ones. the younger ones just want to bust down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 it sounds like your working to hard and the way you're describing her, "SHORTY MAN LOOKS LIKE A HALF ASIAN WHITE DUDE", it doesn't seem worth it...I mean unless you're into half white asian men, in which case, just say you're not, keep your cred, and hit up google for answers. really, i say drop the bullshit and move along...fish in the sea, fish in the sea. ps. The bus I take every morning is filled with black hipsters on their way to school, its like an ad for urban outfitters or H&M. Today i heard one girl say, "Black girls dont wear blue eyeshadow", and then clown the girl for a solid 5 minutes, I had to bite my cheek to keep from laughing. (this is while wearing headphones, listening to loud noisy music) NAHHHHH MY NIGGA MY GIVEAFUCKABOUTTHISSHIT METER IS AT LIKE 2% OUT OF A 100. IM NOT EVEN SWEATING SHORTY IN THE LEAST. I NEVER SWEAT A BITCH B, CUZ MY MIND IS ALWAYS RIGHT WHERE YOU SAID B, FISH IN THE SEA...YOU KNOW HOW MANY SHORTIES THERE IS IN THE BX ALONE? I COULDNT FUCK WITH ALL OF EM IF I TRIED DOGS. BUT SOMETIMES WHEN I AINT DOIN SHIT BUT SITTIN AROUND PLAYING MADDEN AND DUMPIN DUTCH GUTS I THINK ABOUT TRIVIAL SHIT AND DECIDE TO POST IT ON 12OZ. DIG? BLACK HIPSTERS ARE REAL WACK TOO B. I SEEN A COUPLE, I ACTUALLY SEEN THE BLOC PARTY DUDE OR SOMEONE THAT LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE HIM AT A BAR IN THE LES WHILE I WAS WITH THIS JAPANESE JAWN DRINKIN VODKA TONICS. I LAUGHED DUMB LOUD AND WAS LIKE "OH SHIT THE NIGGA FROM BLOC PARTY, NIGGA LOOK CRAZY." NOBODY ELSE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY BUT YO, ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Street Fid-id-id-id-dam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 yo like a month ago some black hipsters tried to fight me in a bar, they got all niggerish and shit right scream and wilding out while we was nose to nose. When i called dude out for being a Skateboard P looking white boy I seriously thought he was going to cry.....like dude for all seriousness if i was on a block and some faggot looking r n b loving nig tried to gorilla my shit I'd be going home with his suit jacket and fitted on. Is that some local shit to my suburban ass or what? you guys got black dudes dressed like faggots trying bang out blocks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 IN HARLEM ITS TOTALLY ACCEPTABLE TO DRESS LIKE A HOMO AND PASS IT OFF AS BEING "FLY" IN THE BRONX HOWEVER, NIGGAS OVER 16 KNOW BETTER AND YOU'LL GET KNOCKED OUT YOUR SB'S IF YOU DARE ROCK SOME SHIT LIKE THAT AND HOLD A BOTTLE OF HENNY IN FRONT OF YOUR BUILDING AND TRY TO THUG IT OUT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 Street Fid-id-id-id-dam RED CAFE WENT THE FUCK IN ON THIS TAPE, IM NOT GONNA FRONT THOUGH FAB SOUNDS A LITTLE WEIRD WHEN IT AINT CLUE BEHIND HIM. DRAMA GOT THIS SOUTHERN VIBE THAT DONT GO WITH FAB. EVEN THOUGH I HATE JOE BUDDEN, FABS VERSE ON "FAMILY REUNION" WAS FUCKING BLACKOUT CRACKOUT PULL THE MAC OUT AND HAVE A CLAP OUT...CRAZY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 FABS VERSE ON "FAMILY REUNION" WAS FUCKING BLACKOUT CRACKOUT PULL THE MAC OUT AND HAVE A CLAP OUT...CRAZY. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: yeah i was feeling most of the tape some of those southern beats don't go too well with fab though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 ^^^^best thing I read today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 tell her your k-os, you just cut the dreads a month ago all browns look the same, she shouldn't be able to tell the difference step up your tight shirt and vest game nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 BLACK HIPSTERS ARE REAL WACK TOO B. I SEEN A COUPLE, I ACTUALLY SEEN THE BLOC PARTY DUDE OR SOMEONE THAT LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE HIM AT A BAR IN THE LES WHILE I WAS WITH THIS JAPANESE JAWN DRINKIN VODKA TONICS. I LAUGHED DUMB LOUD AND WAS LIKE "OH SHIT THE NIGGA FROM BLOC PARTY, NIGGA LOOK CRAZY." NOBODY ELSE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY BUT YO, ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK. These kids are weird, really nice clothes but talk like they're coming out of SW D.C. (the equivalent of Harlem, i guess). If there is such a thing as black wannabe, thug, wiggers, thats them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 they either gay or tryn to get white hoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 YEAH ITS KINDA SAD B CUZ IT USED TO BE THAT BLACK DUDES WERE THE EPITOME OF WHAT "STYLISH" WAS AND ERRBODY ELSE WOULD TRY TO EMULATE. NOW JAPANESE PEOPLE DECIDE WHATS POPPING? WTF HAPPENED B? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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