Hayabusa Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 so today im waiting for the train, and as it pulls up i notice a bird flew into it, leaving a huge blood splatter across its side which got me thinking if birds wanted to, they could become top dog around here think about it they can prety much dive bomb us and we cant do anything about it they can bombard us with poop from above, and they are too smal, quick and nimble to get caught if they banded together, we're fucked! the little ones could pester humans into submission the bigger ones could hurt us if we got out of line if they WANTED to, they could easily kill us!!! birds are ones to watch in the near future mark my words on a related matter.....what would happen if we fed birds some exlax or something similar? would they become flying poop machines??? hmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 i think you need to stop smoking drugs homie... fun fact, birds dont have urethras, the shit and piss at the same time, thats why its milky white with a black spot in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 ^enough said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 i would own any bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 i just fed the birds in my backyard a 4pack of hawaiian sweet rolls and a french roll. i am helping them arm themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 i would own any bird. http://www.nwraptorcenter.org/images/raptors/eagles/bald/2007-01F_bald_pysht-river/DSC_1762_bald-eagle-head.jpg http://www.nwraptorcenter.org/images/raptors/eagles/bald/2007-01F_bald_pysht-river/DSC_1762_bald-eagle-head.jpg http://www.nwraptorcenter.org/images/raptors/eagles/bald/2007-01F_bald_pysht-river/DSC_1762_bald-eagle-head.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE BIRDS DESCENDED FROM VELOCI-RAPTORS FUCKING FURRY MIDGET DINOSAURS FLYING AROUND PISSING AND SHITTING OUT THE SAME HOLE DIVEBOMBING TRAINS AND SHIT FUCK THAT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 chain mail bee keeper suit and tennis racket with high pressure water hose. fuck a bunch a bird overlords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEATNORMOUS Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 dudes, its called a tennis racket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 que fuma este vato? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 no se.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 did dude just bite my post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 ^ I think he did. You should pwn his ass in a non-homosexual manner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HollerBackHeartAttack Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I watched this thing on Discovery channel where they are trying to basically reverse engineer birds back into dinosaurs... ... So basically, co-signed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Somebody told my little brother that Jellyfish are going to evolve soon and take over the world. Now he wont shut the fuck up about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the birds will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new winged overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted forum lurker, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground birdseed caves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HollerBackHeartAttack Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I can also turn most situations into a Simpsons quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 It's difficult to tell from this point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the birds will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new winged overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted forum lurker, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground birdseed caves. Sooooo what you're trying to say is... writing in long-winded sentences makes you sound smart an witty. Annnnnd what I'm saying is.... I can't get my eyes to stop bleeding. You're not writing a physics book from 1874. You're trying to depict Orwell's fucking Animal farm... or Stargate, but with humans losing to birds. Which doesn't nearly have the same amount of funny as if millions of retarded kamikaze birds flew into shit, smashing through car doors, impailing kittens and babies, knocking down telecommunication satellites and crashing Wallstreet. This isn't DnD, nigga. Learn to fucking write. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I can also turn most situations into a Simpsons quote. I think you just failed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HollerBackHeartAttack Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Soup, http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/000399.html You need to stop staying up all night doing blow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Sooooo what you're trying to say is... writing in long-winded sentences makes you sound smart an witty. Annnnnd what I'm saying is.... I can't get my eyes to stop bleeding. You're not writing a physics book from 1874. You're trying to depict Orwell's fucking Animal farm... or Stargate, but with humans losing to birds. Which doesn't nearly have the same amount of funny as if millions of retarded kamikaze birds flew into shit, smashing through car doors, impailing kittens and babies, knocking down telecommunication satellites and crashing Wallstreet. This isn't DnD, nigga. Learn to fucking write. Wow! A cynical internet forum literature critic! You must have an interesting life! It's a Simpson's quote..., ya dickhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Who the fuck are these new kids, and am I dickhead for not knowing every gay simpsons episode, or for not replying to a simpsons quote with another simpsons quote? And what alternate asshat universe did I just step into? This shits about birds nigga. Fuck your simpsons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 No, you're a dickhead for not seeing the blatant reference to the thread title. Secondly, I'm also a touch older than you, that would make you the kid. Mate, I don't know why you've got all that sand stuffed up your vagina but why don't you go wash it out and just relax a little. I know you feel like a hero behind your little keyboard but it's only you that's getting all upset and throwing E-tanties. It's a forum dude, don't take yourself so seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Back on point........ Fuck that son, Birds a'int got shit I couldn't take from them. Even an eagle. Look up Carrier Pidgeons for example, or Doo Doo birds. I'd fuck up some birds on some save the planet shit for real. Octopus overlords, that's different. They actually have brains intelligent enough to solve problems, and learn in a similar way to humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I think I can sum it up with... Good thing most are as dumb as bricks. /nohawk /noowl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stresssack Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 tennis racket my ass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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swedish erotica Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 this guy didnt do so well. im pretty sure the others would follow suit if they became a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I WISH A BIRD WOULD COME THRU ON SOME MOB DEEP SHIT TRYIN TO TAKE OVER THE BLOCK, ID HAVE THE CHINESE FOOD JOINT STOCKED WITH WINGS TILL 2034. LAST TIME A BIRD TRIED TO TAKE OVER MY LIFE WAS IN COURT WITH KIDS THAT AINT MINE. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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