DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 I thought your screen name was supposed to be ironic. No? Fuck. Whats funny is that some faggot stole my shit. What's funny is that you're crying about it like a little girl, instead of looking for whoever it is that you "have an idea took it" with a baseball bat and some freinds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 sounds like you're just mad cause you got your shit stolen. fuck it. shit happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted February 17, 2008 Author Share Posted February 17, 2008 What's funny is that you're crying about it like a little girl, instead of looking for whoever it is that you "have an idea took it" with a baseball bat and some freinds. actually. your probably right. fuck. i need to get to work on this detective shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Oh I know. Im thanking god it wasnt my decent camera. And no, they are not the scum of the earth. They are a complete peice of shit. And I have a good idea of who took it. Fucking highschool footballin crowd. God damn. AAAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!! Are those seriously the kids that you think took it? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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thecoldmidwest Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Start lifting wieghts and sign up for boxing, and buy some mace. If anyone ever mugged me at gun point they'd be very disappointed as I never carry more than $20 with me. Even the worthless things I have with me I watch like a hawk. I'm extremely paranoid about being robbed, even though I never have been.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted February 17, 2008 Author Share Posted February 17, 2008 No. Thats not who took it. I sort of wish it was. Theyd get stomped out. Ah ha ha ha. I think i know who took my shit though. Im sure they fucked it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 regaurdless of size or anything. if you care about this. do something about it. if not. let it go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 When I was a kid me and some freinds took a skate-trip to DC. When we got to Polaski park I took my watch off and put it in my book bag. When we where done I noticed that somebody had gone in my bag and took my watch... but left the bag. Like instead of just walking off with the bag, they actually took the time to open it up and grab my watch. :lol: Oh well. Lesson learned. Keep a eye on your shit next time, especially if you're not in your element. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecoldmidwest Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 It was out of battery when they took it. And that particular camera had been discontinued. So the likelihood of them finding a charger for it is low. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Dear __________, (To whom it may concern) You are a fucking idiot. And by you I am referring to the unfortunate mass of retardedness that managed to steal my backpack . Its contents are irrelevant, but for the record, it contained my camera, sketchbook, a white meanstreak, headphones, skate tool, and hat. An estimated value of 4 to 5 hundred american dollars. I can only pity you. did you actually think that you would be gaining anything from this selfish act of stupidity? Did you even for ONE second consider the fact that you would not be able to USE any of the shit you stole (except for the 15 dollar headphones, big win, jackass) What I am most concerned about is not the fact that my stuff is now gone. But the fact that there are people out there who would take it. Did your parents abuse you as a child? were you dropped on your head when you were young? Perhaps you were in need of a quick ego-booster. You should really do us all a favor, and just end your worthless life right now. Just go ahead and walk yourself into oncoming traffic, maybe throw yourself off a building, light yourself on fire. I honestly dont care, and neither will anyone else. I say that loosely because I do of course realize that SOMEONE out there will care. But if they are actually stupid enough to affiliate themself with someone as worthless as you, they should not be considered people. Did I mention your a fucking moron? Recap Your a fucking moron. Id ask you to give my shit back, but I know that would be in vain. No one stupid enough to grab a busted ass camera with no charger, some cheap headphones and a sketchbook would think twice along the lines of, oh sayy...... returning it? I take pride in my knowing this might actually be the highlight of your week, because while you gloat over your mediocre excuse for whats not even a petty theft, I am sitting here writing this, which is more of an accomplishment then anything you have, and probably will, ever do. Fuck You. -Me. Sucks for you. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted February 17, 2008 Author Share Posted February 17, 2008 anyone wanna come out to boston and beat up highschool kids with me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kage212 Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 why are you hanging out around highschooler's anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted February 17, 2008 Author Share Posted February 17, 2008 Maybe im in highschool? It was at a skatepark by the way. I go there at least 3 times a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 anyone wanna come out to boston and beat up highschool kids with me? ARE YOU PUTTING THE CALL OUT ON THE INTERNET TO HANDLE YOUR BIZ... WHICH INVOLVES, HOLD UP... HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS?!? I CAN SEE YOUR GLASSES MAH DUDE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kage212 Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Maybe im in highschool? It was at a skatepark by the way. I go there at least 3 times a week. that would explain it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted February 17, 2008 Author Share Posted February 17, 2008 ARE YOU PUTTING THE CALL OUT ON THE INTERNET TO HANDLE YOUR BIZ... WHICH INVOLVES, HOLD UP... HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS?!? I CAN SEE YOUR GLASSES MAH DUDE hey faggot, it was a joke. Fucking internet could not get any stupider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted February 17, 2008 Author Share Posted February 17, 2008 biz? the only people who can say that are... in hihgschool? and female? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 you got jacked! get the fuck over it. or handle it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted February 17, 2008 Author Share Posted February 17, 2008 oh, it will be handled. handled it will be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 my roommate's girlfriend stole a sweatshirt from me right off the couch and i caught her wearing it 2 days later. I gave her the Larry David stare after she claimed a "friend from work" had gave it to her. She was like "he does merch for animal collective." whatever the fuck that means. Then she was like "what a coincidence! You can just have mine." depraved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 hey faggot, it was a joke. Fucking internet could not get any stupider. LOL that was a joke too dont get your feelings all hurt on the internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 ^ Too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted February 17, 2008 Author Share Posted February 17, 2008 /psych. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 My boy Mike left his bike and jacket in a freinds car when he was visiting from out of town and it got stolen. He put up flyers the next day saying "$500 dollar reward no questions asked." This crack head called claiming he knew who stole it. So since he was out of town by the time the crackhead called he set dude up for a ass woopin saying "meet me at the park and I'll pay you for it. It wasn't my bike and I have to give it back." Naturally he got his shit back for free and good revenge. You have to do your own detective work if you want your stuff back.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 i took your bag and am currently hitting up your blackbook when im done ill take pictures with your camera and post them on here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 ^ :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 last night someone stole my jacket so I stole someone else's or maybe I was just really drunk and lost mine either way I took yer backpack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 i've done that before, but with beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 I'm glad to see most people on here are clowning this kid along with me...I expected this to be one of those things where people were like "OMG, SOME SCUMBAG STOLE YOUR BACKPACK?! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO" Sometimes the population of Channel Zero feels very anti-criminal...this isn't one of those times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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