ikickrocksyo Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 I have really long hair and i have this section of short hair where I usually get a tape up on my sides and back. N my sideburns go really thin up to my jaw line. So every once in a while, I get a tape up from the usual barber (some dominican nigga) who does it fresh. But for about 5 years, my brother has been doing shape ups on people, he even does his own shit. Now before he used to be trash and I was always his test subject and he's always fuck up the line, make it wild uneven, or dig the blade into my skin. But its free, much rather him than pay 7 bucks for a tape up). In that 5 years though, he's gotten alot better, but messes up every once in a while. Like a month back he fucked up horribly. In an attempt to fade my sideburns, money fuckin cuts my hair too short where the fade was supposed to begin, so he had to even out the other side...Next thing I know, I have 0 side burns...I was gettin ragged on hard by my boys cuz I just had these wild big bald spot on both sides of my head from where my fade usually begin... I'm never going back to my brother. But I feel ur pain...you will get made fun of....hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LICKERISH Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 some lady that filled in for my barber when he was on vacation did that shit to me, but she cut up the fucking side of my head, and the other side was even with my ear. I had to wear a hat cocked to the right for about 3 weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 or the oldschool tupac line my goal of 08 is to rock this haircut for one day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 strawberry, i told you to cut those sideburns! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 strawberry, i told you to cut those sideburns! hahaha Wheres is this from?! I remember some dude freaking out trying to figure out what the dude wanted after he already shaved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 hahaha Wheres is this from?! I remember some dude freaking out trying to figure out what the dude wanted after he already shaved it.[/color][/center] Mr. burns was telling mattingly to cut his side burns when they had that all star team. :lol: ken griffy jr with the nerve tonic :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 WARNING::MAY CAUSE GIGANTISM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 one time this nigga at the shop gave me a fade and left my sider burns intact cause i said "leave em" when he asked how i wanted them, a question that i never got before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 might have to go out and buy some of these i wanted a badly with my sideburns the size that they were.... so she leave em on......not even trimmin em.... this happened to me once....when i said leave the sideburns the same size..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 my haircut turned out awesome. hair currently looks like james franco's in freaks and geeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 i was getting lined up at my usual spot today, and dude asks me if i wanted my sideburns cut, i said no thanks. before i know whats happening my left side burn is completely gone, and i have to let the other one go as well. im not gonna give the dude shit because ive been getting my hair cut there for years, but this shit is pretty bad. fucking shit god dammit. now i look like a cop, redneck, mexican migrant worker, or some shit. who else rocks the no sideburns deal? Maybe if you lost the mullet you wouldn't have to worry about looking like a cop/redneck/mexican/some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 I'd die without sideburns... ...My friends actually say (and believe) "Never trust a man with no sideburns". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted February 17, 2008 Author Share Posted February 17, 2008 yea i miss my FUCKING sideburns im drunk and i dont care about it that much anymore, but i was real jointed earlier and the no sideburns deal was killing my high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 sideburns are the shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 i always shave my off when i get a fresh cut. since its a razor fade. but i wait a week and get it tapered and i have average legnth side burns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
escoone! Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 i was flipping through channels and on mtv and saw that ryan sheckler show and he was rockin the no burns rofl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitepower Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 sideburns are fresh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheepOrDie Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Hey those look a bit like your sideburns! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitepower Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 yea i miss my FUCKING sideburns im drunk and i dont care about it that much anymore, but i was real jointed earlier and the no sideburns deal was killing my high. you can always get these glasses that come with sideburns. you wont b sad anymore and all the ladies will dig you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 ah man, amusing little story but I got to give you props for following it up with The Simpsons reference, good episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 my barber fucked my line up :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 I have a bald spot on my sideburns........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utalk2muchon12oz Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 So i used to go to this dude who was a patient of mine right down the street from the club i used to work at. I intentionally brought a few bong loads of a very high sativa strain to smoke before he started cutting. This dude would take an hour to cut, but he never left a hair outta place. The last time i went in he wasn't there and I was in a hurry so I let the other dude chop me....bad mistake. It's a black barber shop and I'm not black. Not like they "wouldn't serve my kind round these parts", just they're used to short fades and toothpick side burns. I didn't realize until I got home that he turned my sideburns into little lines. Fuck that yo, side burns don't make the man, but they can make them look foolish. And rocking lines on my face aint kosher. I see you Towel...lurkin like a lurker... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 you can always get these glasses that come with sideburns. you wont b sad anymore and all the ladies will dig you. ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Yeah it aint cool when they straight line the side burns... Just fade them up, it's that simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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