Prime Chaos Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 I was driving home from my friend's place tonight and on my way home i have to drive some wooded areas. anyway on the side walk at about 12:40 i see this white figure up ahead walking on the side walk.. as i get closer i can see its this older lady in a white bathrobe just wondering down the side walk in the rain. I slow down and she has this really surprised look on her face looking stright ahead. she didnt even turn to look at my car or anything. I would of taken a picture for you guys but i didnt think of it at the time. sorta gave me the creeps. stright out of a horror movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Shoulda offered her a ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 and asked for a blow job. if she was old and had no teef...............you=WINNAR :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holy roller. Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Alzheimer's Disease Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 k4mart is on the right track with this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 and asked for a blow job. if she was old and had no teef...............you=WINNAR :D the teeth was in her pussy.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 No but seriously, this guy i worked with.. he too lives outside the city, the boonies and shit, all dark full of trees... well this guy is driving around 2 am and he spots some pregnate chick with a white robe. the chick doesn't look surprised, doesn't turn to look at the car, and my friend just speeds off cuz he knows that shit aint right.. dont fuck with the undead.. anyone have similar tales from the crypt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Do what I do and treat old people like ten year olds who drank way past their limit. Something tells me that woman's night probably didn't go accordingly to plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted February 10, 2008 Author Share Posted February 10, 2008 idk but she was about 5 miles from any house. the wooded place is a huge park with a street through it. seeing her left a erie feeling in me tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted February 10, 2008 Author Share Posted February 10, 2008 No but seriously, this guy i worked with.. he too lives outside the city, the boonies and shit, all dark full of trees... well this guy is driving around 2 am and he spots some pregnate chick with a white robe. the chick doesn't look surprised, doesn't turn to look at the car, and my friend just speeds off cuz he knows that shit aint right.. dont fuck with the undead.. anyone have similar tales from the crypt? probably was kept as a breeder for mutant babies and escaped from her shackles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 go back and take your camera, the flash will blind her temporarily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 probably was kept as a breeder for mutant babies and escaped from her shackles. i dont know about that, i mean what if she was just sleepwalking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted February 10, 2008 Author Share Posted February 10, 2008 idk. i bet theres some fucked up shit, people, and places that no one ever hears about or should ever see.. i bet if your unlucky enough you could stumble upon some things that will turn white to black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 you seen such a place? I've had some serious nightmares that felt so real, I would weak up with my heart pumping like crazy. chills that ran through all throughout, For some reason I find this sort of stuff interesting like seeing some wicked shit and notsome Hollywood steeZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOT TAR & DEATH Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 creepy..........burn some sage or ceder. /no hippie she could have fallowed you home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted February 10, 2008 Author Share Posted February 10, 2008 you seen such a place? I've had some serious nightmares that felt so real, I would weak up with my heart pumping like crazy. chills that ran through all throughout, For some reason I find this sort of stuff interesting like seeing some wicked shit and notsome Hollywood steeZ have i? no thankfully. but some weird shit has happened to me. when i was 15 i would find krusifiks and crosses in my room. like i would get out of bed in the morning brush my teeth walk back over to my bed and there would be a little bronze cross laying on my pillow.. sometimes for weeks i will have very vivid dreams where im killing people and family. lol shit sounds really weird when i think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Alzheimer's Disease word. i've had family get that shit. it's not fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 "i needed a ride" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohefdubs Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 anal fist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 this thread is a lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 dude... you didn't get a gummy from grandma... and you didn't even offer her a ride or stop to see if she was ok.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 that is some strange shit. she was probably doped up. or the undead are making a comeback where ever you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 i'm thinking that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 you slowed down? let me catch some creepy shit like that im gonna floor it and swerve right into that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 she could have been waiting for a nice young man to help her out, then drugged you and proceeded to make windchimes out of your testicals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted February 11, 2008 Author Share Posted February 11, 2008 she could have been waiting for a nice young man to help her out, then drugged you and proceeded to make windchimes out of your testicals exactly why i didnt stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 personally, i'd check your local newspaper and see if they're looking for any seniors that left a nursing home or something like that. it happens all the time over here (northeast) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 thank god i dont live near wooded areas, my friend that does tells me he always feels like something is watching him when he looks out his window into the woods, i just tell him its good ol' Micheal Jackson getting his peek on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 should have hit her, grannies in robes are worth and extra 15 points. i'm going to hell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 you should have stripped her naked so the next guy to drive by gets even more tripped out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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