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Porcelain

So......I Got This Remote

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no ON Buttom =Fail.

 

how you are gonna use it if it doesnt turn anything ON?

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Doesn't do anyone any good if there's no "make me a sandwich" button...

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dude brah. thats fucking sweet! I totally hate when my girl gets all bitchy and shit. you should totally send that shit in to collegehumor.com!

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who asks for hand jobs?

 

id like a 'go organize my netflix que and make sure i have some good shit coming soon.' button.

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sweet remote, but it could use a "stop hoging the bathroom button". my girl drags in the morning when shes doing her hair

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also the 'hand job' button should be replaced with 'bring hot sister' button.

 

seriously if i wanted a decent hand job i'd go for my right hand not my chick.

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