Some1 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Hey 46" Aquos for $800 depends on it... and I want to get back with this girl...It prolly wont happen so I'll take the TV from her dad as a consolation prize ... Aint that the thing though. You go all out for a girl and they are like "All I wanted was dinner and a quiet night alone." If you give them that then they are like "YOU NEVER DOING ANYTHING FOR ME!" Guys we cannot hab winz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 i'm gonna make sook fried chicken :) with extra bones and feathers gross... you know i hate bones and feathers. you can make me fried bananas instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 not as awesome as the one you sent me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 ugh thanks you got me a tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 ugh thanks you got me a tv isnt that every girls dream gift? a romantic tv? thats what i got you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 No no no I am getting the TV...see this is how it went down... So I went to book the day at the spa $300 for her but there was so many choices and monday (day she has off for her b-day) was blacked out. So I just got her the $300 gift card so she can pick what she wants. A dozen pink roses are being reserved today, so is dinner thursday at this nice restaurant. All for "her birthday."(which is monday) Seriously this TV I am getting better be dope as shit I better get a BJ out of it too...shit... man you guys are going all out for vday. i just want a foot massage, maybe a home cooked meal, and a game of wii. Hey 46" Aquos for $800 depends on it... and I want to get back with this girl...It prolly wont happen so I'll take the TV from her dad as a consolation prize ... Aint that the thing though. You go all out for a girl and they are like "All I wanted was dinner and a quiet night alone." If you give them that then they are like "YOU NEVER DOING ANYTHING FOR ME!" Guys we cannot hab winz... You guys messed me up quoting this and I lost track of my flossing at my desk...wtf.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 a tv that only plays soft pronz and lifetime gold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 isnt that every girls dream gift? a romantic tv? thats what i got you. no, i don't want a tv. you can massage my boobs. cause that's what i got you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 no, i don't want a tv. you can massage my boobs. cause that's what i got you. oh fucking awesome!!! i always wanted spare boobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 can a get a fuckin sandwich fuck god damn lazy ass no sandwich makin ass lee press on havin ass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 oh and its got to be a sandwhich on artisan bread pressed in a pannini maker......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 i dont fucking cook, not even sandwiches espif i have on lee press on nails and whatchoo know about press on nails hmmm...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 man after reading all these expensive things you guys are getting your girls, make me feel like a cheap ass... well i'm poor so i went with a huge teddy bear from walmart (sad i know) a few pictures of us framed that i gave to her last weekend cause i wont see her on valentines day but i sent out a nice letter that will show up to her on thursday. i'll see her saturday this weekend so we'll see how it all goes over... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 i'm giving my boyfriend a boner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 that sounds very sweet... you should get oil (olive oil from the kitchen if you can't afford massage oils) and rub her down nice and slow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 yeah paninis and shit -------- if you wanna do something super fuckin drop dead cool and make her putty on yer dillz make her a mixtape and i mean a fuckin cassette tape take it back one time for 'ol girl computer love son computer love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 yeah paninis and shit -------- if you wanna do something super fuckin drop dead cool and make her putty on yer dillz make her a mixtape and i mean a fuckin cassette tape take it back one time for 'ol girl computer love son computer love. Uh oh I know you just didn't take it back to Zap and Roger now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 oooh yes i did throw somma bel biv devoe's 'poison' in the closing tracks n shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 damn man you gettin me wet and I aint even got no vagina... no omoh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 that sounds very sweet... you should get oil (olive oil from the kitchen if you can't afford massage oils) and rub her down nice and slow. cheap and later you can re-use it for dinner... mmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 better yet, after the massage just throw her in the oven and have her all nice and warm and crispy. mmmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 http://www.doubleviking.com/videos/page0.html/7976.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Aint that the thing though. You go all out for a girl and they are like "All I wanted was dinner and a quiet night alone." If you give them that then they are like "YOU NEVER DOING ANYTHING FOR ME!" Guys we cannot hab winz... word. i think sometimes you have to do both. do something big and ridiculous, then when she's in a good mood, have a pleasant normal night, with some food, a movie, and hot gay bonin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 http://www.doubleviking.com/videos/page0.html/7976.html thanks casek. i need this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I bribed some elementary kids to make me some valentines for me. Child labor rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZYcqlEZxGQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 best gift ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 my lady paid my car registration and got me a new era cap... someecards.com has some funny ass valentines day cards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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