DA KID MERO Posted February 3, 2008 Author Share Posted February 3, 2008 ill make a bet with you.. the day that the knicks make a playoff run, is the day ill get you some free shit. word. THATS A BET!!!! KNICKS ARE GOIN TO THE PLAYOFFS B WATCH, ITS LIKE 30 GAMES LEFT AND THEY 6 BACK, THE NETS ARE GONNA DROP THE BALL DOG, THERES GONNA BE A 5 WAY TIE FOR THAT LAST SPOT B. WATCH!! IM FUCKIN HYPED B!! ACTUALLY NONE OF THAT SHIT IS PROBABLY GONNA GO DOWN, BUT YO, MIAMI GOT 9 WINS?! WOWWWWWWWW... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 ME GOING THROUGH A PUSSY DEPRESSION IS LIKE COLOMBIA SUFFERING A COCAINE SHORTAGE DOGS. LETS GET REAL, THIS IS FOR ME TO GET SHIT I CANT ASK A BITCH FOR. HOW THE FUCK IM SUPPOSED TO ASK SHORTY FOR PORNO PASSWORDS? OR TATTOOS? A BITCH AINT FINNA PAY FOR A NIGGA TO GET A TATTOO UNLESS ITS OF HER NAME. WHICH IS BAD NEWS, TRUST ME. GETTING WEED DRINKS AND GRUB OUT A CHICK IS LIGHT WORK, GEAR IS SLIGHTLY MORE DIFFICULT BUT IS DEFINETLY DOABLE. BUT FUCK THAT I WANT YALL NIGGAS TO SHOW SOME APPRECIATION. DONT WORRY ABOUT THE BITCHES, I GOT THAT UNDER CONTROL. true true. you could get a bitch to get you tattoos homie, i know you could. i probably could. in your case though, be just like, look ma, you fuck with me cuz im hood, and to keep my hood image proper, i need more tats. or ill put you on dick rations bitch! some shit like that. and next thing you know, baby girls on the phone getting you penciled in for the weekend at the tat shop. now the porn passwords, that is a little hard to come by. but that bitch could be paying your monthly fees for you. which again, i think you could pull. i aint gonna give you no free shit, maybe a tshirt if i come up with some new ones, but i will tell your ass this. if i ever become retarded rich, your ass gots a ticket to stardom via the most famous kid on the 12, aka the big teaseola. haha, but seriously, id have to fly you out where im out (no homo x 2) and youre job will be to just do what you do, be funny, clown on folks, drink and party with the kid, and we'll slay bitches all day and night 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 nigga I'm a send you 2 paperclips and some gum. enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 I am over rated and over appreciated. Without the internet, I don't have much to live for, Wow, this is probably the saddest thing I've ever heard...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Kid, you're the saddest thing I've ever heard, get the fuck outta here. Yo mero, post that Cormega shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 JUST SHIT TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF, MAYBE SOME SHIRTS, FATCAPS, YOU KNOW, BASIC SHIT. wait nigga. you do graffiti?? are you noxer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 y-chromosome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 ...WORD? I WASN'T EVEN WALKIN UP THAT STREET. BUT YO, CAN SOMEONE GET A PICTURE OF SHORTY AND LAY IT OUT NEXT TO A PICTURE OF DOBS? IF YOU'RE TRYING TO SLAY ME COVERTLY, YOU'RE TRIPPIN, I BE TAKING SEVERAL MONTH LONG HIATUSES FROM THIS SHIT BRASI. IF THIS SHIT WENT DOWN FOR MAD LONG I WOULDNT BE HURT, I BE FILLING TIME IN BETWEEN SHIT WITH 12OZ. ITS A GOOD LOOK, CUZ I BE ON HERE READING, LAUGHING, AND DOWNLOADING SHIT, AND BEFORE I KNOW IT ITS TIME TO GO HOME FROM WORK AND/OR SMOKE A BLUNT. WHEN IT GOES DOWN I JUST BE ON SOME OTHER SHIT, LIKE MYSPACE OR SOMETHIN JUST LAUGHIN MY ASS OFF. I don't think she was trying to attack you covertly... I remember her saying the same thing on some other thread about how she's only overappreciated on the internet or some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 you can have some of this cup of coffee if you'd like.. just no backwashing, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 y-chromosome! Yo and blood fart, if you got a Y chromosome it's a good thing you weren't trying to fuck these dudes off 12oz (I think)! Shit would've been ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 I'd send you something to smoke on, Mero (and casek, and BF), but I'm not sure how I'd go about doing that with no risk to you (all). For now, I'll just keep giving the Jamaicans down the street a few joints a week and say that's paying my hood tax. And my Yemeni and Syrian people at the corner store get a little light once in a while, too. Same deal, they never charge full price and will let me slide when I'm short. I know the toothpaste and coffee trick, but I think the feds are on to that one by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 bitches will pay for a heel of alot.. my bro just got his broad to drop 200$ on his newest tat.. Mero I dont think your gettin shit outta the degenerate dead beats of the oz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 I wanna know when the day will come when girls start hookin up dudes because they have dicks. Edit: Actually, I've seen it... but it's rare... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Mero is right on about the porn passwords tip. Alyssa Doll... Can I get a witness?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Oh, and i got some ill Puerta Rican empanadas (that's "beef patty" for all you honkies) right here. Not sharing though. i'm about to go eat colombian empandads. so good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 i get tons of free shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 ^^^ like pussy by plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 i'm about to go eat colombian empandads. so good. Word? Being Colombian myself, i've never had one..am i missing out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 I think Mero should, at the least, get a free premium account Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 i think he did get a free premium account... i remember he was like "GOOD LOOKIN ON THE HOOKUP, B." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skag Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Every post of Mero's is like taking another step into the ghetto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 I'll tattoo you. I do live in Ireland though, and not likely to be out of it any time soon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 I had a dollar for mero, but I spent it on the postage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Ya, i'm with bodice. I'd give you mad hookers and shit, but you aint in my area code. Sorry, B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Wow, this is probably the saddest thing I've ever heard...... I wasn't being serious. I don't really give a shit one way or the other about the internet or what people think about me. Real life is where I prefer to spend my time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Wow, suds thought you were serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 5, 2008 Author Share Posted February 5, 2008 Kid, you're the saddest thing I've ever heard, get the fuck outta here. Yo mero, post that Cormega shit. THIS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 5, 2008 Author Share Posted February 5, 2008 I'd send you something to smoke on, Mero (and casek, and BF), but I'm not sure how I'd go about doing that with no risk to you (all). For now, I'll just keep giving the Jamaicans down the street a few joints a week and say that's paying my hood tax. And my Yemeni and Syrian people at the corner store get a little light once in a while, too. Same deal, they never charge full price and will let me slide when I'm short. I know the toothpaste and coffee trick, but I think the feds are on to that one by now. CANT YOU FEDEX THE SHIT? WHO TOLD ME YOU COULD FEDEX SMALL AMMOUNTS OF BUD?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 ^^^ someone who wants to see you arrested? Good h3rb is expen$ive as fuck in this city. $50 for 2.5 grams of Diesel? Fuck outta here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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