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I BEEN ASKIN FOR FREE TATTOOS, SOME FREE GEAR, AND SOME FREE BOOKS/VIDEOS/ENTERTAINMENT FOR MAD FUCKIN LONG AND NIGGAS AINT EVEN BLESSIN ME! I BE MAKIN YALL NIGGAS LAUGH FOR FREE ALL DAY...SHOW SOME FUCKIN LOVE B, BEFORE I SET THIS SHIT UP SO YOU GOTTA PAY A DOLLAR EVERYTIME YOU READ ONEA MY POSTS B.

 

AND A DOLLAR IS LIGHT, MUTHAFUCKAS PAY MAD GUAP TO LISTEN TO DAVE CHAPELLE STRANGE ASS TALK ABOUT BOTOXIN HIS NUTS AND BUMS JERKIN OFF. YOU SERIOUS? I ADDRESS REAL ISSUES, LIKE MAKIN BITCHES DRIVE YOU AROUND, COVERT SEX TAPE OPERATIONS, INFORMING YOU OF HOW GAY THAT WHOLE "ROCK MUSIC" SHIT IS, AND ALL I GET IS SOME MUTHAFUCKIN "PROPS"?? DAVE GOT 50 MIL!!! SHIT.

 

 

THIS IS GONNA BE THE "HOOK MERO UP" THREAD, AND THE FIRST HOOKUP I NEED IS SUMNA EAT AND A PORNO PASSWORD. SO SOMEBODY EMAIL ME SOME PASSWORDS TO ASSPARADE, OR BIGWETBUTTS, OR ONIONBOOTY.COM AND A BEEF PATTY WITH CHEESE AND PEPPERONI AND A CHERRY COKE...AND A NEWPORT... THATS AN ILL RUN ON BUT ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK. :cool:

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ME GOING THROUGH A PUSSY DEPRESSION IS LIKE COLOMBIA SUFFERING A COCAINE SHORTAGE DOGS.

 

LETS GET REAL, THIS IS FOR ME TO GET SHIT I CANT ASK A BITCH FOR. HOW THE FUCK IM SUPPOSED TO ASK SHORTY FOR PORNO PASSWORDS? OR TATTOOS? A BITCH AINT FINNA PAY FOR A NIGGA TO GET A TATTOO UNLESS ITS OF HER NAME. WHICH IS BAD NEWS, TRUST ME. GETTING WEED DRINKS AND GRUB OUT A CHICK IS LIGHT WORK, GEAR IS SLIGHTLY MORE DIFFICULT BUT IS DEFINETLY DOABLE. BUT FUCK THAT I WANT YALL NIGGAS TO SHOW SOME APPRECIATION. DONT WORRY ABOUT THE BITCHES, I GOT THAT UNDER CONTROL.

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I know all about the 12oz hook ups.

The care packages.

The free tattoos.

The paid vacations.

The love connections.

 

High Life and black metal.

Get on my level.

 

DONT TELL ME THAT, TELL YOUR PUSSY...ACTUALLY THANK YOUR PUSSY. AND YOUR TITS, AND YOUR Y CHROMOSOME. CUZ IF YOU WERE A DUDE YOUD' BASICALLY BE DOBSILLA, AND I DONT SEE HIM GETTIN NO FREE SHIT.

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No bad words on Dobsilla, I know that kid in real life....but I am better than him in every way.

I make fun of him at house parties.

He is a good kid, but quite caught up in being scene or being hip or being something.

I don't try and things happen.

 

The shit that comes my way is not connected to sex at all.

I don't do that.

I am not much to look at.

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AND YO, EVEN IF YOU NOT FUCKING THESE NIGGAS. MUTHAFUCKAS GET MAD EXCITED ABOUT "COOL" BITCHES. THESE NIGGAS LOVE A TATOOED HEAVY METAL BITCH BOOOYYYY!!!! THE SAME WAY I LOVE A BITCH THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS m_5f7d812ffff7d8b20ec428da640589cd.jpg

 

AND GOT A FAT ASS, THEY LOVE A BITCH THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU, WITH A "PAST" AND A VAST KNOWLEDGE OF SOME MUTHAFUCKIN TERRIBLE MUSIC.

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No bad words on Dobsilla, I know that kid in real life....but I am better than him in every way.

I make fun of him at house parties.

He is a good kid, but quite caught up in being scene or being hip or being something.

I don't try and things happen.

 

The shit that comes my way is not connected to sex at all.

I don't do that.

I am not much to look at.

 

 

IM NOT SAYIN YOU FUCKIN THESE NIGGAS, IM JUST SAYIN YOU FUCKIN THESE NIGGAS.

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I am over rated and over appreciated.

Without the internet, I don't have much to live for,

 

...WORD?

 

I WASN'T EVEN WALKIN UP THAT STREET.

 

 

BUT YO, CAN SOMEONE GET A PICTURE OF SHORTY AND LAY IT OUT NEXT TO A PICTURE OF DOBS?

 

 

IF YOU'RE TRYING TO SLAY ME COVERTLY, YOU'RE TRIPPIN, I BE TAKING SEVERAL MONTH LONG HIATUSES FROM THIS SHIT BRASI. IF THIS SHIT WENT DOWN FOR MAD LONG I WOULDNT BE HURT, I BE FILLING TIME IN BETWEEN SHIT WITH 12OZ. ITS A GOOD LOOK, CUZ I BE ON HERE READING, LAUGHING, AND DOWNLOADING SHIT, AND BEFORE I KNOW IT ITS TIME TO GO HOME FROM WORK AND/OR SMOKE A BLUNT. WHEN IT GOES DOWN I JUST BE ON SOME OTHER SHIT, LIKE MYSPACE OR SOMETHIN JUST LAUGHIN MY ASS OFF.

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BUT THE MAIN POINT IS THAT I MAKE YOU NIGGAS LAUGH AND YOU ENJOY MY PRESENCE AND I DESERVE SOME KIND OF MATERIAL RECOGNITION B. THATS BASICALLY IT, IM NOT IN HERE TO TALK ABOUT MOD1 GIVING YOU THIS AND MOD4 GIVING YOU THAT. I DONT GIVE A FUCK, CUZ I DONT WANT A 6 CD SET OF SOME BAND I NEVER EVER EVER EVER HEARD OF EVEN BY ACCIDENT SCREAMING AND YELLING OVER A GUITAR THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE TURNED THE AMP ALL THE WAY UP AND STARTED RUBBING THE SHIT ON A BRICK WALL. I WANT EXCLUSIVE KICKS AND BOOKS AND VIDEOS, JUST SHIT TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF, MAYBE SOME SHIRTS, FATCAPS, YOU KNOW, BASIC SHIT.

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Didn't i start a thread where I offered to buy you weed AND dust when i was in new york last week?

 

I never got that PM B.

 

WHAT? DOGS YOU NEED TO CONTACT ME VIA PM, I BE MISSING HALF THE SHIT NIGGAS SAY ABOUT ME ON HERE CUZ IM NOT SELF ABSORBED ENOUGH TO JUST TYPE MY NAME IN THE "SEARCH" MAYBE I SHOULD START DOING THAT.

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eh MERO if you want free shit. email companies asking them to sponsor some bullshit event and sound like it has to do with giving awareness to some bullshit. most companies eat that up and send you free schwag.

 

it's hacking.... but in the real world. social hacking. people are stupid as shit.. as you know.

 

and are easily persuadable to help you out if it makes them look good.

 

these companies have money and are willing to give free shit away to get it back later from the tax man.

 

good luck!

 

:O

 

-DKODE

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The general tone of the thread was that every one thought you were gonna rob me.

 

 

 

WHY WOULD I DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? YOU'RE LIGHTING ME UP AND IM GONNA ROB YOU? YOU CANT ROB A NIGGA THAT COMES BEARING GIFTS B, THATS BAD KARMA.

 

BUT YO, IM NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU, IM SAYING IF YOU DROPPED YOUR IPHONE OR SOME SHIT I PROLLY WOULDA BEEN LIKE "NAH I DONT KNOW" EVEN THOUGH THE SHIT FELL OUT OF YOUR POCKET WHEN YOU WERE SITTING ON THE NONFUNCTIONAL RADIATOR IN THE LOBBY IN ED BUILDING, AND I SEEN IT WHEN I GOT UP TO DUMP THE DUTCH GUTS OUT THE WINDOW.

 

 

AND YO JUST A SIDE NOTE, WHY DOES NYPD THINK ALL NON-COPS ARE IDIOTS? DOG, I KNOW WHAT YOU DO, YOU COME IN THE BUILDING DOING SWEEPS, YOU SEND ONE NIGGA UP TO THE TOP FLOOR IN THE ELEVATOR WHILE THE REST OF THE NEW YORK PRICKS n DICKS WAIT IN THE LOBBY, YOU COME DOWN THE STAIRS TRYNA CATCH NIGGAS SMOKIN A BLUNT OR WHATEVER, CLAIM YOU GOT A CALL (YOU AINT GET A FUCKIN CALL DOGS) THEN YOU TRY TO SPOOK A NIGGA SO I CAN RUN DOWN THE STAIRS RIGHT INTO THE ARMS OF YOUR COWARD HOMEBOYS AND GET HIT WITH A CHARGE. THE JOKES ON YOU THOUGH DOGGIE CUZ IM RUNNING DOWN TO THIS BITCHES CRIB IN 2C WHO ALWAYS GOT HER DOOR UNLOCKED AND IMA STAY IN THERE AND SMOKE A PORT TILL YOU BOUNCE! HA! STUPID!

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