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Is there a thread dedicated to Queefing?

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So I was banging out my at that time new girlfriend doggy style. This is after a good 7 or 8 minutes of pure pussy pounding! I was on a roll that night and gave the woman a taste of all of the great positions known to man. So I'm pumping away and what not, and finally pull out and bust all over her ass. She then collapses on the bed, butt naked of coarse, and to my shock and amusement begins wildly queefing. It wasn't a small dainty queef, I mean there was some major air that needed to be released from her vag, and it was released along with some ungodly sounds. So she's queefing away on the bed and I'm laughing my ass off, slightly turned off but at the same time heavily amused. She was embarrassed that I took notice and found humor in her queefing, but I assured her that there was nothing to be ashamed of. I've had other similar experiences but have never heard another queef of that caliber.

 

I know it's a shitty story, but if anyone has any of there own queefing experiences, please share.

 

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This guy made his sex seem epic but made the mistake of including the 8 minute mark.

 

Epic??! Dude made it sound like 40 year old virgin... but I imagine this dude with like ADHD and turrets.

 

So man have you even had sex before?

 

Of course I have... WITH A GIRL.... and oh yeah: SHE WAS NAKED

 

so how was it?

 

IT WAS PRETTY GOOD. WE WERE DOING LIKE POSITIONS AND STUFF FOR EIGHT MINUTES.

 

Oh yea? Which ones?

 

THE GOOD ONES... AND THEN HER PUSSY FARTED.

 

Really?

 

YEAH. I GOOGLED KARMA SUTRA FOR POSITIONS AND HER PUSSY FARTED.

 

Wow dude. Wow.

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I am seriously contemplating putting this kid on my ignore list after reading this thread..

 

Oh and dude you need some help if you think 8 minutes is epic sex...

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so i decided im gonna pour bushmills all over my hog next time some woowoo is about to smoke it and tell her i got whiskey dick haha. thats fucking epic sex

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Congratulations for having sex for an absolutely average amount of time, and taking the time to detail a natural occurrence your girl experienced after the "pure pussy pounding!" Sounds like you really gave it to her. If 8 minutes means your on a roll I'd hate to know what an off night is for you /nh.

 

Fail? Yes.

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Is there a thread dedicated to Queefing?

 

OH, SNAP! NOW THERE IS!

 

OH SNAP! THERE'S TWO THREADS ON THIS!

 

http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=60296

 

OH, SNAP! AND NO ONE BOTHERED TO USE THIS!

 

http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/search.php

 

GUESS WHAT ELSE?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OH, SNAP!

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Epic??! Dude made it sound like 40 year old virgin... but I imagine this dude with like ADHD and turrets.

 

So man have you even had sex before?

 

Of course I have... WITH A GIRL.... and oh yeah: SHE WAS NAKED

 

so how was it?

 

IT WAS PRETTY GOOD. WE WERE DOING LIKE POSITIONS AND STUFF FOR EIGHT MINUTES.

 

Oh yea? Which ones?

 

THE GOOD ONES... AND THEN HER PUSSY FARTED.

 

Really?

 

YEAH. I GOOGLED KARMA SUTRA FOR POSITIONS AND HER PUSSY FARTED.

 

Wow dude. Wow.

 

Your really smart!!!

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hahah you tried to brag about beating up a pussy for 8 mins. thinking everyone was ganna envy you and call you king and shit.

 

thats fucking pathetic. hahahahaha.

 

"dude, i so like totally beat her pussy for 8 mins"

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