Commanderkeen Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 So I was banging out my at that time new girlfriend doggy style. This is after a good 7 or 8 minutes of pure pussy pounding! I was on a roll that night and gave the woman a taste of all of the great positions known to man. So I'm pumping away and what not, and finally pull out and bust all over her ass. She then collapses on the bed, butt naked of coarse, and to my shock and amusement begins wildly queefing. It wasn't a small dainty queef, I mean there was some major air that needed to be released from her vag, and it was released along with some ungodly sounds. So she's queefing away on the bed and I'm laughing my ass off, slightly turned off but at the same time heavily amused. She was embarrassed that I took notice and found humor in her queefing, but I assured her that there was nothing to be ashamed of. I've had other similar experiences but have never heard another queef of that caliber. I know it's a shitty story, but if anyone has any of there own queefing experiences, please share. Rest In Peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 it happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 This thread doesn't live up to your awesome name at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commanderkeen Posted February 2, 2008 Author Share Posted February 2, 2008 Thanks, nice name yourself buddy ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 queefs are uninteresting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 yeah. they happen all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commanderkeen Posted February 2, 2008 Author Share Posted February 2, 2008 True ^^ good times though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 wow great thread.... fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ﻵﻶﻷﻸﻹﻺﻻﻼ Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 did he just flick a queef? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 WELCOME TO 2002. AND NO, PLEASE DONT BUMP IT JUST SO YOU CAN BULLSHIT ABOUT "BANGING OUT" SOME CHICK FOR NINE MINUTES. http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=60296 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 This guy made his sex seem epic but made the mistake of including the 8 minute mark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commanderkeen Posted February 2, 2008 Author Share Posted February 2, 2008 This guy made his sex seem epic but made the mistake of including the 8 minute mark. great job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 This guy made his sex seem epic but made the mistake of including the 8 minute mark. Epic??! Dude made it sound like 40 year old virgin... but I imagine this dude with like ADHD and turrets. So man have you even had sex before? Of course I have... WITH A GIRL.... and oh yeah: SHE WAS NAKED so how was it? IT WAS PRETTY GOOD. WE WERE DOING LIKE POSITIONS AND STUFF FOR EIGHT MINUTES. Oh yea? Which ones? THE GOOD ONES... AND THEN HER PUSSY FARTED. Really? YEAH. I GOOGLED KARMA SUTRA FOR POSITIONS AND HER PUSSY FARTED. Wow dude. Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 I am seriously contemplating putting this kid on my ignore list after reading this thread.. Oh and dude you need some help if you think 8 minutes is epic sex... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 and she was all. yeah lets srcrew. and they felt like bags of sand. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 so i decided im gonna pour bushmills all over my hog next time some woowoo is about to smoke it and tell her i got whiskey dick haha. thats fucking epic sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 this dudes whack attack mcgee for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Congratulations for having sex for an absolutely average amount of time, and taking the time to detail a natural occurrence your girl experienced after the "pure pussy pounding!" Sounds like you really gave it to her. If 8 minutes means your on a roll I'd hate to know what an off night is for you /nh. Fail? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Is there a thread dedicated to Queefing? OH, SNAP! NOW THERE IS! OH SNAP! THERE'S TWO THREADS ON THIS! http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=60296 OH, SNAP! AND NO ONE BOTHERED TO USE THIS! http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/search.php GUESS WHAT ELSE? OH, SNAP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 LOL @ REALISM. AND ID LIKE TO ADD, I LOVE MAKING BROADS QUEEF. SHITS HILARIOUS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commanderkeen Posted February 2, 2008 Author Share Posted February 2, 2008 Epic??! Dude made it sound like 40 year old virgin... but I imagine this dude with like ADHD and turrets. So man have you even had sex before? Of course I have... WITH A GIRL.... and oh yeah: SHE WAS NAKED so how was it? IT WAS PRETTY GOOD. WE WERE DOING LIKE POSITIONS AND STUFF FOR EIGHT MINUTES. Oh yea? Which ones? THE GOOD ONES... AND THEN HER PUSSY FARTED. Really? YEAH. I GOOGLED KARMA SUTRA FOR POSITIONS AND HER PUSSY FARTED. Wow dude. Wow. Your really smart!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 hahah you tried to brag about beating up a pussy for 8 mins. thinking everyone was ganna envy you and call you king and shit. thats fucking pathetic. hahahahaha. "dude, i so like totally beat her pussy for 8 mins" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 sometimes leaving certain things out makes for a good story remember that next time :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 wow 8 minutes? is that all i takes you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Your really smart!!! no you're just retarded! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 Eight whole minutes. Well done, you clearly wore the girl out. You heard queefing because her vagina was making fun of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ﻵﻶﻷﻸﻹﻺﻻﻼ Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 haha. graphic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 QUEEN LAQUEEFAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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