HydrogenPeroxide Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 any online info you can link to? Two AI Pioneers. Two Bizarre Suicides. What Really Happened? Here you go. I read Wired every month religiously. Even though the entire thing is available online, its the only magazine that I'll actually pay for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 Here is a good resource I haven't spent too much time with on Semantic Webs: EDIT- Peroxide beat me to the link for the wIred article. and here is my own take on some of this: We learn things. We remember things. We forget things. We create things. We guess at things. And lastly we imagine all of these things possible. How do we get an “artificial intelligence” to replicate all if any of these things? At what point will we be able to question the supposed differences between bundles of web services and an intelligent agent sorting through information to propose a specified answer to a specific question in a textual conversation between it and a human counterpart? We all remember HAL. As do most of us remember Ripley’s conversations with Father and Mother in the Alien series. And even as humorous as Scotty’s mistake with an antiquated (by his standards) pc in the Star Trek movie where they travel back in time to save whales (he tries to talk into the computer through the mouse, gently as saying hello as to coax the machine alive). Yet they all have the conversational tone to them. While science fiction gives us an image and vision of how our interactions with intelligent machine agents may feel like, it doesn't give us much more than that. How can we make a program that not only can understand our questions, but can yield entire answers about broad ranging concepts and entities within those concepts? The answer is to use a structure based on probability, statistical occurrence and the relationship between semantics and syntax to create what is essentially a working machine model of our own linguistic processes. I can go on. but I will save that for crossfire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Im digging Seed Magazine More and More http://www.seedmagazine.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 ***OFF TOPIC BUT WE ARE BOTH FROM HOUSTON *** i got really really baked today and went to the MFAH. my friend had never been and i wanted to show him the crazy ass flourescent light tunnel thing. even with a tomtom, we got lost for like 20 minutes driving around looking all the awesome graffiti that houston has. so it was actually kind of nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 haha. its funny seeing stuff get up in the amount of time before i come home... it almost makes it look like houston has a scene. mfah is so awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 oh man. i saw an SWS spellout done by sumo...shit was nuts. and that SLUR/CYN shit..i hit that same spot 3-4 years back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 T;6048526']Im digging Seed Magazine More and More http://www.seedmagazine.com/ this looks like a good mag, i'll be bookmarking it. thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 haha, i didnt even realize it, but i bought that yesterday for the cover article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubOGTrn5gZg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 thanks theo. goddamnit. now the movie computer is failing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Phil Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Shit. I had a solution. Just answer the door with all the lights out and spooky music playing in the background. Answer the door wrapped in a bedsheet, and say in a deep voice, "YESSSSSSSSSS?" When the pizza person gets freaked out (they will) and says. "Uh.....here's your pizza," just say, "YESSSSSSSSSSSS! THE SACRIFICE!!!" and hand them exact change, then slam the door in their face. They will get more mileage out of that stunt than any tip could provide. /personalexperienceoner this shit had me in stitches. nabbing that next time I'm low on fundage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 I usually tip delivery people like shit...I tip waiters real well though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 I usually tip delivery really well. My parents met working at a Dominos in college. So i figure my birthright better recieve some sort of respect from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Delivery people make shit money without the assistance of tips. I worked bike delivery for 1.5 years in Chicago. No tip is a major bummer. And I'd remember the non-tippers. Lets just leave it at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellbound Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 your first picture post was on point and hilarious. glad you got you Pizza mang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 i knew i shouldn't have clicked in this thread, now i want some pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 TACOS FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezske Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 always make sure you tip him atleast something, my boy is a pizza delivery driver and tells me some fucked up shit hes done to ppl who never tip's food. ever since the first story he told me i always give them something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Shit. I had a solution. Just answer the door with all the lights out and spooky music playing in the background. Answer the door wrapped in a bedsheet, and say in a deep voice, "YESSSSSSSSSS?" When the pizza person gets freaked out (they will) and says. "Uh.....here's your pizza," just say, "YESSSSSSSSSSSS! THE SACRIFICE!!!" and hand them exact change, then slam the door in their face. They will get more mileage out of that stunt than any tip could provide. /personalexperienceoner haha I remembered this for a long time and me and a few people on this board did it on fri. it was amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 this is an approved bump... lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 The future is not set. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Shit. I had a solution. Just answer the door with all the lights out and spooky music playing in the background. Answer the door wrapped in a bedsheet, and say in a deep voice, "YESSSSSSSSSS?" When the pizza person gets freaked out (they will) and says. "Uh.....here's your pizza," just say, "YESSSSSSSSSSSS! THE SACRIFICE!!!" and hand them exact change, then slam the door in their face. They will get more mileage out of that stunt than any tip could provide. /personalexperienceoner bumping because it is very seldom the internet actually makes me laugh and this did. In the middle of class... when im not supposed to be logged online & browsing. My cover = BLOWED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 some people are nice and tip terrible others want to be left alone and tip really good I honestly dont like people. I dont like the ones I kno & I assume I wont like the ones I dont kno. People who work for tips are usually pretty charming but as I want nothing to do with them, I'm borderline rude so when it comes time to tip I feel guilty and over tip. I'm guessing thats the psychology behind my ways. Or maybe I subconsciously want them to like me even tho by default I dislike them. Or perhaps it's insecurity for financial ineptitude and overcompensation by fronting like I got it like that. Maybe it just comes down like I rather lose and look good than win and look bad... Or I could be over thinking this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d a m a g e Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 We dont tip at all in Ireland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 northern or south? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 abcs with the serious self reflection. that was very interesting to read, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Shit. I had a solution. Just answer the door with all the lights out and spooky music playing in the background. Answer the door wrapped in a bedsheet, and say in a deep voice, "YESSSSSSSSSS?" When the pizza person gets freaked out (they will) and says. "Uh.....here's your pizza," just say, "YESSSSSSSSSSSS! THE SACRIFICE!!!" and hand them exact change, then slam the door in their face. They will get more mileage out of that stunt than any tip could provide. /personalexperienceoner :lol: it's a shame so many of the older members barely post anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 JUST GO PICK THE FUCKING PIZZA UP YOU BUM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 i delivery wings on a bike tip me or die. props to the 10 dolla tippas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 and im craving some za Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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