the.crooked Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 My pizza order costs $12.86, potentially. I have $13.30. Do I order the pizza? quick replies people. this is important. Do I leave the driverman no tip? or do I suffer of hunger merely to stay in good social standing with someone i don't even know? + or + ? quick.... five minute voting time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 do it. in the mean time look for loose change!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Handjob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 thats rude if you don't tip. eat what you have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 give him some used Porn. Shit lyeing around the house. A used book. Talk about the bible and how you would like to save him he'll run and forget. Talk like Tom Cruise in his video about scientology. But Pizza is a must order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Tipping as a rule is totally foreign to me, so I say go for it. I'll usually take any notes they're giving back, but if he has to count out coins I'll let him keep it. Same rule applies to taxis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 just dont tip and next time you order tip him a 5 spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 For some reason i keep smelling pizza for the last 30 minutes foreal but i know there isnt any and now this thread. Coincidence i think noes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 thats rude if you don't tip. eat what you have. im out of food. i need to go to the grocery store tomorrow. i are so hungriez. i can has pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Give him a Free Slice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 No, crooked is across the country. Handjob only if the delivery person is female. Used porn if male. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 ooooooohhhhhhhhhh HOUSE MATE WITH THE LAST MINUTE SAVE. I don't have to be a dick. Just have to owe my boy two dollars. pizza ordered. done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Damn Roomates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 i came in the house and my room smelled like spaghetti-o's. i hope thats not my everyday natural smell, but it would explain why overweight chicks have been trying to holler lately. order the pizza and just explain to dude thats all you have. give him a beer or something as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 I would like to think everyone who made this possible. My housemate Sasha: without him. I would still be pondering this question until I broke down ten minutes before the place closes Suki- ten points for the support. Shai- good thoughts. Poesia- All good ideas that i probably would have resorted to had my housemate not bailed me out. and last but not least.... god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Shit. I had a solution. Just answer the door with all the lights out and spooky music playing in the background. Answer the door wrapped in a bedsheet, and say in a deep voice, "YESSSSSSSSSS?" When the pizza person gets freaked out (they will) and says. "Uh.....here's your pizza," just say, "YESSSSSSSSSSSS! THE SACRIFICE!!!" and hand them exact change, then slam the door in their face. They will get more mileage out of that stunt than any tip could provide. /personalexperienceoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 now comes the next question. what do I do with the rest of the night? Do I say fuck it. and drink some vodka while watching big lebowski? ooor do I continue reading "Semant Web: Current research and trends in ontology based systems"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 God* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 Shit. I had a solution. Just answer the door with all the lights out and spooky music playing in the background. Answer the door wrapped in a bedsheet, and say in a deep voice, "YESSSSSSSSSS?" When the pizza person gets freaked out (they will) and says. "Uh.....here's your pizza," just say, "YESSSSSSSSSSSS! THE SACRIFICE!!!" and hand them exact change, then slam the door in their face. They will get more mileage out of that stunt than any tip could provide. /personalexperienceoner if i could prop this i would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 God* no no. I made a choice long ago never to capitalize it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 *dilemma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 I would Read this article http://www.seedmagazine.com/news/2008/01/questioning_consciousness.php While eating pizza and wondering the whole time if "How can we explain why we have the impression that such fantastic qualia exist even if they do not?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 it is not that qualia doesn't exist. it is that qualia does not exist past our perception of it. qualia is our perception. but it itself is merely the amalgamation of our internal processes. formal complexity bringing about aesthetic experience and linguistic metaphor. dude, if you are interested in what i have been working on, pick up the new wired magazine and read about the two guys who did common sense AI stuff and then both killed themselves. thats me. minus the drama and the kill myself. at least i think that is what i am leaning towards with the semantic web stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 *dilemma fair enough. i thought firefox would tell me, but apparently not in the title box of the new thread page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 No props necessary. It was my friend Paul's idea when we had to raid the couch for change to buy a pizza. Shit was SO fucking funny. The delivery guy had NO idea what was going on. I think that Domino's blacklisted us, though. As far as the reading vs. the movie, well....depends on if you have a test or paper coming up on the book. If so, then get the reading over with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 mehh fuck it. its two in the mornin. i are tiredz and hungry. studying would be fruitless right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 White Russians and The Dude it is, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 dude, if you are interested in what i have been working on, pick up the new wired magazine and read about the two guys who did common sense AI stuff and then both killed themselves. semantic web stuff. any online info you can link to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 hmmm, lemme see if i can find anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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