fr8UNIT Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 so this morning I bought one of those tall boy Arizona Green Tea cans, the .99 jams. Opened it up, started chugging and noticed something come into my mouth, I bit down to catch whatever it was before I swallowed it, and whatever it was made a crunch sound. I spit it out and it was shards of glass. I didn't get cut by the shit but damn, what the fuck, not sure if I swallowed some tiny pieces though. Anyone know anything about lawsuits? Do I have a case? Or is it not worth the time and money since I didn't get injured? any thoughts? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 fuck i drink those everyday call them and see if you could get a free life time supply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 wow i drink like 2 of those a day well they are such a good deal i guess there has to be a few fuck up cans out there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 sue like a little bitch. you know youll get something out of it... just go straight to the company and tell them what they can do to settle the situation, without going through the courts - get a cheque within a few days rather than months of court cases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 dude I stopped drinking those after I found a piece of sharp metal in the can that almost cut my gums.. I called them to complain and they told me it wasn't their fault... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 'there's a mouse in my beer eh' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 word you can probably get some money out of this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 yeah definitely call or write them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8UNIT Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 I talked to a lady there and she is sending me a prepaid postage box to send the glass and the can to her in....she offered me an Arizona Iced Tea vest, reverseable outdoor vest........WTF? I took pictures of the glass shards and the can though so I have documentation before I ship it to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 YEAH TRY AN GET A LIFETIME SUPPLY.... NAH, FUCK THAT. ID SUE FOR BILLIONS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 DONT SEND THEM THAT SHIT FOOL! THEN YOU HAVE NO HARD EVIDENCE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8UNIT Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 I know, I drink those things at least once a day, now I don't think i would want to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Pull a Kramer-- Free 99cent arizona jawns for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 but thats only one billion arizonas though you could drink more than that before death! the new bet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8UNIT Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 DONT SEND THEM THAT SHIT FOOL! THEN YOU HAVE NO HARD EVIDENCE! yea true, maybe I should contact a lawyer first to see if it's a bad idea to send it to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 congrats: you are now rich. call an attorney. now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 GET GLORIA ALLRED TO BACK YOU UP. THAT BITCH GOT PERMANENT PMS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8UNIT Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 haha, yea pull a kramer, maybe I could be on one of their billboards instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8UNIT Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 I didn't get injured though....still have a case? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 do it!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 YES YOU FUCKNG RTARD! THIS THREAD IS ALMOST AS DUMB AS MY 'SHOULD I FUCK MY SISTERS FRIEND THREAD'! GET WITH THE PROGRAM NIGGUH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 i think so call one of the lawyers who has advertisements for free over the phone consultations hear what he thinks then get a REAL lawyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 "Who told you to mail the can with the glass?!? Jackie Chiles didn't tell you to mail the can with the glass!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8UNIT Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 YES YOU FUCKNG RTARD! THIS THREAD IS ALMOST AS DUMB AS MY 'SHOULD I FUCK MY SISTERS FRIEND THREAD'! GET WITH THE PROGRAM NIGGUH! I looked around on the internet about this shit and a lot of people are saying unless I'm injured I can't really win......ah who knows these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 WELL THEN SWALLOW IT THEN PUSSY! YOULL BE RICH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValueHorse Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 yeah dude. congrats!! L-A-W-S-U-I-T money in the pocket... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape Shit Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 i found shards of wood in my 49 cent can of Val-U-Time green beans once. I meant to write them but never got around to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 I looked around on the internet about this shit and a lot of people are saying unless I'm injured I can't really win......ah who knows these days you don't really want to sue them, but you want to get a lawyer to make them settle out of court. and who knows, you may have swallowed some glass. you'll find out next time you poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 i found shards of wood in my 49 cent can of Val-U-Time green beans once. I meant to write them but never got around to it. that is what you get! pwned by green beans! how does it feel? how does it fucking feel!?!??!?!!!?!?!!??!?! just kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 IM TELLING YOU HOMIE, GET GLORIA ALLRED TO BACKS YOU UP, SUE THEM, AND THEN SAY THEY CALLED YOU A NIGGER AND DOUBLE YOUR PAY YO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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