!RENOBOF Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Sex is chill Simpsons is chill Gigantic nuggs of pot are extremely chill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Blum Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 The. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 i just don't think it's funny the humor is lame and the characters suck it really just needs to end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Tim and eric needs to end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 ur craaazy. it's nice to see a program that makes a mockery of the rest of the bullshit on tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 I'm more of a ATHF guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 To the danger cart!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Foboner. It's been a minute. Anyways, don't respond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Its Fo Boner you jerk. I have a prosthetic penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 WTF??^^haha hit a nigga up BOF! i got beers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Blum Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 its Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Blum Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 and. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 of the accident reporting form, I put "trying to do the job alone" as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully, and I trust that the following details will be sufficient: I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six story building. When I completed my work, I discovered that I had about 500 pounds of brick left over. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which, fortunately, was attached to the side of the building at the sixth floor. Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the brick into it. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tight to insure a slow descent of the 500 pounds of bricks. You will note, in block number 11 of the accident reporting form, that I weigh 135 pounds. Due to my surprise of being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rather rapid rate up the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming down. This explains the fractured skull and broken collarbone. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately, by this time, I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope in spite of my pain. At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground, and the bottom broke out of the barrel. Devoid of the weight of the bricks, the barrel now weighed approximately fifty pounds. I refer you again to my weight in the accident reporting form, block number 11. As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounted for the two fractured ankles and the lacerations on my legs and lower body. The encounter with the barrel slowed me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell onto the pile of bricks, and fortunately, only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the bricks in pain, unable to stand, and watching the empty barrel six stories above me...I again lost my presence of mind...and let go of the rope! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 I stayed in West Virginia for a few months and while I was there I took a job at a Toyota dealership. Seen and heard a lot of weird shit while I was there. Boss man tells me the guy I replaced had his lady pick him up from work and the guys had him shut down the lot (lock cars and stuff) and his lady went with him. Told me it was taking longer than normal so he went to go check it out. He said he saw dudes lady riding the shifter in a Lexus, and when he said "what the..." he startled homeboy while he was fucking the gas tank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 were they white people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Tib3- Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Oh, Fuckin' Probably.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 i just dont see black people fucking a car... ...unless its a Cadillac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Blum Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 That's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bromaster5000 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 fish sticks with ketchup mmmmmhhhh:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 just now i made my self hyperventilate, but unfortunately i blacked out and hit my head on the computer desk. no bueno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 the engine fueled by greed... the engine will never die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 my engine is fueled by all natural high fructose corn syrup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 were they white people? of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 my leg is officially asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 hold it up next to your alarm clock and wait for it to go off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 whoa, that comic was deep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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