viperface Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I read that cockroaches will climb the ceiling and drop right into your soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEE.THE.VIPER Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 got to check your food if you live with roaches...I used to hunt mice with a blowgun, the was this one mouse that used to like to jump over my shoulder when i got cereal out the cupboard, then run between my feet to a mousehole. He was slick, I'd try to psych him out, but he would hide till he could jump right past my head and scare the shit out of me. Never did get him with the dart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I would fucking leave the country! How could you ever sleep with the possiblity of anything THAT horrible entering the room? I have trouble sleeping now, and its too cold and damp to sustain anything bigger than woodlice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 ...one of them stuck there arm up through the drain of my shower the other day... AHHAAHAHAHAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NayS Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 , Open my door to my good pals the Cockroaches, who are now speaking fluent Spanish and drinking Coronas with me. that sounds banging. the most i get nowdays is some random slug that keeps appearing in my kitchen and leaving slime tracks everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 My friend had such bad roaches as a kid that if you set your coat down at his place, you had to shake it out and check the pockets for 'em before you left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 man.....while reading this i just told my brother to pick up that plate of food he left in his room.:D roaches are nasty. :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Brady's Smile Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I lived with these shits for the past what, 12 years or so.... You know it's bad when you poor yourself a bowl of cereal and a cockroach comes rolling out. Shit ain't cool. And when fools come over to my place and comment, I just tell them to fucking eat it if it bothers them that much. It's weird though, my room is roachless. <- IS CLEAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 glad we don't got roaches here, just rats and mice, i got a rat in my radiator next to my bed so all night you hear it scratching and running around in the wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I have heard stories of those little fuckers laying eggs in your ear. Shits fucked up. Imagine a bunch of roach eggs all squashed and shit coming out on the end of your q tip. Or worse... Hatching up in your skull on some roach invasion shit. I hate bugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Brady's Smile Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 ^How white of you for making such bull shit up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I hate bugs....so... All day son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 All Ears I can probably attribute a substantial percent of my lifetime income to ears (although I have never done the math). In pediatrics, otitis media (middle ear infection) is a staple for office visits during the winter, and otitis externa (swimmer’s ear) is a frequent reason for visits during the summer. So I have spent a substantial amount of time (probably several weeks) of my life looking in people’s ears - especially children. Over the years, I have made several observations. First I have noted that people tend to be very apologetic about the wax in their ears. I am not certain why this is the case, as it is a natural condition to have wax in the ears, in fact the absence of wax can cause problems (I once heard that wax keeps bugs out of people’s ears, but I could not verify it). People often say something like, “I’m sorry about my ears. I didn’t get to clean them out.” What are they thinking? Do they really think I am offended by the sight of wax? I got some understanding of why people apologize in this situation when I went to get my teeth cleaned and found myself apologizing for the tartar on my teeth. Same thing. Second, there are a number of odd things I have discovered in ears. Kids tend to put things in their ears and never tell people about it. I have found beads, breakfast cereal, and other assorted small objects in the ear canal. One older gentleman had a toothpick in his ear that he did not know about. The worst thing is when cockroaches get in ears. I usually get my nurse to irrigate ears, but with roaches I just do it without telling her as she has a strong aversion to these critters (as we say in Georgia). Roaches enjoy the warm and dark atmosphere, but can’t back out well and so usually die (maybe the wax kills them). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I wasnt making it up. One google search later and a dr verifys my story. Say your sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 ...ZING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eliserx Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 i used to live with a shitload of roaches in houston. i stopped fighting them and they became my family. I think I'm ready to surrender. Used to, one big one would pop up every now and then and I'd kill it. Now there's all these little ones in my kitchen that I just pretend I don't see. My friend says she has a phobia of roaches. We all think she's bullshitting/an attention whore. Gag roaches, real roaches, Papa Roach.. they all make her cry. OHWELL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikickrocksyo Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Nah, I dunno, I'm from NYC, and roaches are all but uncommon. Every apartment I've ever lived in has had roaches (much better roaches than mice...I used to have a severe mice problem in my last two apartments). Seriously though, I don't get freaked out...I guess I'm just so used to them, Not like they're my friends or anything... But you know what you do. Go out and get ur some of this Its called Boric Acid and usually comes in these types of containers... Now I've used Combat before and I legit think that shit doesn't work, plus its alot cheaper than Combat cuz it doesn't have that million dollar corporation label on it). But over a month of using Boric Acid, all the roaches are gone and afraid to come back (thats alot considering there used to be an assload.) Alls you do is poor that shit everywhere....Like don't be afraid, especially in the kitchen. Put in the cabinets, the pantry, the fridge, the kitchen counter, the stove. Make sure you put some just about everywhere, and watch ur roach infestation gradually decrease.... I no gass almost have 0 roaches. Like everyonce in a while, I'll catch one of them roaming around, but not bad considering before they used to fucking scatter whenever the lights turned on. Hope that helps =] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I dont know how safe that shit is. Think about this shit when you wake up with a tumor on your dick... Then again.. It might be worth it, these things are gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Boric Acid does a lot. And lots of the Orkin Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerFuct Posted January 28, 2008 Author Share Posted January 28, 2008 with a screenname like s. pellegrino...you should be living somewhere without roaches. What Can I say? I like me a good sparkling water. I know, I know. There so expensive, but that 1.95 Doesn't phase my American Express black card, shiiiit. I straight shut down the factory. You big dummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffie crave 7 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Open my door to my good pals the Cockroaches, who are now speaking fluent Spanish and drinking Coronas with me. i just lol my pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I FUCKING HATE ROACHES! when i was poor and lived in a shitty building we had them, i like freak out when I see them, I hate them so much fffffffffffuuuccckkk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 i just lol my pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 i would freak out if they crawled on me when i was sleeping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 joes apartment anyone? . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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