PerFuct Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Fuckin' A man. I wake up. Kill a Roach. I take a piss, another fucking roach. Make some food, Oh "Hi you dirty fucking bastard"!! Then its off to work. Walk outside oh, friendly cousins to the Roaches! Crack heads and street rats the size of cats. Now im at work. Oh lookie here!! More fucking Roaches to kill, oh and your German according to the heath boards report on the wall. Get off work, spit on another crackhead, Open my door to my good pals the Cockroaches, who are now speaking fluent Spanish and drinking Coronas with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 get some combat dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 if they drink corona and speak spanish they are okay with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Fucking Porc. And we need pics of said roaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 You need Vex Con from that show Dirty Jobs to stop by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 man i want some corona now. ill brb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I remember the first time I stayed in NY and saw a roach I almost shit myself, nasty muthafuckas I told my boy's brother, who we were stayin with, and he was just like "Nigga, this is the Bronx, of course you saw a roach" haha If I had to deal with em on a regular basis I'd be sick to my fuckin stomach, things are fuckin nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 shit try dealing with raccoons. one of them stuck there arm up through the drain of my shower the other day. and they fight above my bed everynight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Shit is a crazy reality of city life. And there is not much you can do about it except live clean and don't leave food/drinks out. And even if you do that, your neighbors/roommates have to do the same. I just learned to ignore em and squash at will. When you gonna make your way out here, S.Pell? J. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 good old cucarachas. Back in the day, In the middle of the night, i would go to the kitchen and get a drink. a shit load of cucarachas would pop out and go hide. Them bastards would never show up in the day. When it came time to move to another house, we would take cucarachas with us cus they would be in our electronics (tv, radio, etc) and the new house would have cucarachas hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 yeah nigga. When we finally escaped those fuckers back in 02, it was like starting a new life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 A cockroach ain't nothing, but what about palmetto bugs? Those things were every place down in Florida; chilling on the porch at night then BAM! Those motherfuckers fly onto you and scare the shit out of you. When you stomp on them they "pop" and they fucking stink afterwards. Fortunately I deal with neither of these fuckers up in the great north. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 speaking of corona, how many of you have drank this one before? I bet not a whole lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 had it. im sitting on some corona extra right now. good shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 does it taste any different? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Now these things are fucking aliens. I'm glad these don't infest like roaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 does it taste any different? I say yes. That Corona Extra has more of a rought, good flavor. Thats what everyone drinks down here, and modelo......pfffff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 gross. fucking gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bahleediddy Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 some of us like to scramble for paper to smash it with, some choose RAID. hit it with some raid and leave it where it died like a death card in apocolypse now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 i used to live with a shitload of roaches in houston. i stopped fighting them and they became my family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bad_news Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I heard they feast on your saliva while you sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 corona is gay. Guido juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 can't say i've ever had roaches in any place i've lived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 You know they're bad roaches when they have knifes and bandanas like the ones in family guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEE.THE.VIPER Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Dont kill them, more will just come to the funeral. Just name them and they become pets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 with a screenname like s. pellegrino...you should be living somewhere without roaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 nasty. I used to live in this spot behind a Denny's and a laundromat... roaches for days. the worst was waking up with one crawling across my chest in the middle of the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Very nasty. When it gets warm here the roaches are all over the streets and sidewalks hanging out and running the spot all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I got these lil roach trap things where they go home and poison there whole fam. Haven't had one since. Mind you some kid in the states prolly ate one and so now they are illegal there.( I live in Tokyo). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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