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haha

 

 

 

nah cuzn straight off tha dome, want me to kick another dope interweb freestyle?

 

 

"IM ADVANCED MENTALLY LIKE IMPLANTS WITH STRIPED PANTS ARDVAARKS VS ANTS FROM JAPAN TO FRANCE MY MENTALITY ADVANCE LIKE THE SOLAR SYSTEM COLLAPSES WITH MULTIPLE SYNAPSES IN MY BRAIN STEM I REIGN THEM IN LIKE A CHARRIOT ABLAZE DONT TAZE... ME BRO OR THERE WILL BE NO SHO WITH THE HY PRO GLOW EVEN FLO OUT MY FAT CAP MY BACK PACK EXPANDS EXPONENTIALLY OUT MY MENTALITY":

 

 

its really not hard

 

Props for you.

 

THIS THREAD SUCKS!

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sorry didn't catch that

but I can dig it

why is it always the good ones huh?

why the fuck couldn't they have just killed jay z.

 

dude have you heard that big L/Jay Z freestyle where L straight embarasses J?!?

 

 

because Danger Zone (I think) off lifestylez, was his first recorded track...

 

 

or was it danger zone, I dont remember

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well

like fuck nas. haha

 

but seriously. ask any kid who soley listens to def jux and thinks he is all about the hiphop about sugarhill gang or a tribe called quest, and they will stand there with their head in a cloud unable to say anything.

 

I like alot of def jux stuff. I like alot of real hiphop as well. That never hit me as a problem. Def Jux artists attempt to do more abstract shit and use more abstract writing techniques. That's cool with me, alot of it sounds good to me but alot of it doesn't. I don't get where kids get by with saying "yo fuck 7L+E, that thug shit is so stupid. Aesop rock is intelligent music."

well whatever. as it was stated 100000 times. rap is from the "hood". rap is suppose to be aggressive to some extent, or atleast have the ability to be aggressive.

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OK DOGS...THIS NIGGA SUCKS. OK? LETS JUST GET THAT OUT THERE. THE NIGGA HAS ABSOLUTELY NO FLOW WHATSOEVER. HIS SWAG LEVEL IS AT ABOUT -8976.34. HE LOOKS LIKE A LAME, AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS BEATS SOUNDS LIKE AN ACCIDENT. LIKE SOME NIGGA JUST TURNED ON AN MPC AND THOUGHT IT WAS A WAFFLE IRON OR SOME SHIT AND POURED BATTER ON IT AND THEN REALIZED IT WASNT A WAFFLE IRON AND TRIED TO WIPE THE SHIT CLEAN WITH A RAG AND JUST ENDED UP PRESSING MAD BUTTONS AND RECORDING FOR 5 MINUTES. THEN GAESOP COCK CAME OVER AND WAS LIKE "YO THIS IS A HOT BEAT, CAN I BUY IT?" AND DUDE IS LIKE "HUH?...OH...YEAH, YEAH YOU CAN BUY IT."...THE NIGGAS LYRICS ARE UNINTELLIGIBLE AND IM PRETTY SURE NIGGAS GO INTO THE STUDIO LAUGHING AND HAVE A CONTEST TO SEE WHO CAN SPIT THE MOST NONSENSICAL POINTLESS BARS. (GAESOP ALWAYS WINS)

 

IF YOU FIND ME ONE (NON ASIAN) MINORITY THAT LISTENS TO THIS NIGGA, ILL EAT MY SOCKS B. MY BASKETBALL SOCKS.

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photosynthesis witnesses witnessin wristless kids

riskin bids and switchin to listen to despicable christians

bitches, nylon pylon my god i rip and rhyme on like dy-lan

street fighter 2 with Fei Long, collide strong head-on with no forehead to apply on

olfaction adenoids lack a voice that had a toy made from Sally's roids

that-a-boy, gladly void the armies of Troy,

Aikman, Clay Aiken makin bass with Peter Venkman

sodium benzodiazepine in magazines gladly fiend for bands of thieves

house of leaves amounts to be nothin more than dick taste like fishcake

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OK DOGS...THIS NIGGA SUCKS. OK? LETS JUST GET THAT OUT THERE. THE NIGGA HAS ABSOLUTELY NO FLOW WHATSOEVER. HIS SWAG LEVEL IS AT ABOUT -8976.34. HE LOOKS LIKE A LAME, AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS BEATS SOUNDS LIKE AN ACCIDENT. LIKE SOME NIGGA JUST TURNED ON AN MPC AND THOUGHT IT WAS A WAFFLE IRON OR SOME SHIT AND POURED BATTER ON IT AND THEN REALIZED IT WASNT A WAFFLE IRON AND TRIED TO WIPE THE SHIT CLEAN WITH A RAG AND JUST ENDED UP PRESSING MAD BUTTONS AND RECORDING FOR 5 MINUTES. THEN GAESOP COCK CAME OVER AND WAS LIKE "YO THIS IS A HOT BEAT, CAN I BUY IT?" AND DUDE IS LIKE "HUH?...OH...YEAH, YEAH YOU CAN BUY IT."...THE NIGGAS LYRICS ARE UNINTELLIGIBLE AND IM PRETTY SURE NIGGAS GO INTO THE STUDIO LAUGHING AND HAVE A CONTEST TO SEE WHO CAN SPIT THE MOST NONSENSICAL POINTLESS BARS. (GAESOP ALWAYS WINS)

 

IF YOU FIND ME ONE (NON ASIAN) MINORITY THAT LISTENS TO THIS NIGGA, ILL EAT MY SOCKS B. MY BASKETBALL SOCKS.

HAHAHA!

 

Where the fans at? None one is sticking up for this homo. Maybe fools are starting to realize this dude is garbage. This dude's voice is fucking stupid.

 

I'd rather listen to Beanie Siegel.

-T.

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photosynthesis witnesses witnessin wristless kids

riskin bids and switchin to listen to despicable christians

bitches, nylon pylon my god i rip and rhyme on like dy-lan

street fighter 2 with Fei Long, collide strong head-on with no forehead to apply on

olfaction adenoids lack a voice that had a toy made from Sally's roids

that-a-boy, gladly void the armies of Troy,

Aikman, Clay Aiken makin bass with Peter Venkman

sodium benzodiazepine in magazines gladly fiend for bands of thieves

house of leaves amounts to be nothin more than dick taste like fishcake

 

Not gonna lie. That had me cracking up.

 

"Collide strong head-on with no forehead to apply on"

 

that was fucking hillarious.

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i love aesop. /nohomo.

 

hes better than that shit you hear on the radio

"apple bottom jeans, and the boots wit tha furr. 'wit tha furrr'"

 

who honestly wants to listen to that shit, i like rap to be somewhat intellegent.

 

rapping about drugs- overplayed

rapping about bitches- overplayed

rapping about killing people- gets boring

rapping about chains and gold- overplayed.

 

now mutha fukkers are rapping about nails and lip gloss?

fuck commercial rap.

 

Yo change the fuckin channel

I burn a Coma candle

When the flame fades, consider my flatline a soldier's sample

We them cats talkin noise behind that New York trash heap

Where the stench of commuter briefcase replaces a bad sleep

And it's, worker zig-zagers versus piggy batch flashers

Training Generation Fallout

Waterfall bricklayer pincushion crawl out

There's smoke in my iris

But I painted a sunny day on the insides of my eyelids

So I'm ready now (What you ready for?)

I'm ready for life in this city

And my wings have grown almost enough to lift me

I'm a dinosaur with Jones Beach in my hourglass

Passing the time with serial killer coloringbooks and bags of marbles

Don't tell me you ain't the droid that held the match to the charcoals

Don't tell me Lucifer and God don't carpool

(This is our school)

I'm not trying to graduate to life at the curse on the lounge barstool

Head in a jar on the desk, feet dangling in a shark pool

(Man please) Man please

My name stands for my being

And my being stands for the woman who stood

And braved the storm could raise this evening

(Brother, sun, sister, moon, mother beautiful)

Yeah middle sibling suitable but far from son of excellence

Back in a long time agi, I was to way the wishes wish

But Mister Smits, I slept through my appointment

Saw the liquid dreams of a thousand babies solidify

And picked the rose and wielded

The second I introduced myself as Nervous

Well it appears the scars of learning have spoken

Some are burning, some have rosen

Some deserve tall tales, some have wrote them

Some are just a brutal reprocussion of devotion

Mine are all of the above cuz everything leads to erosion

Now where I live there's a homeless man

He sits upon a crate

He makes a rusty trumpet sound like the music that angels make

Now if you ever come and visit me, I suggest you watch the show

Tell him Aesop Rock sent ya just to hear his horn blow like this

 

how can you say thats better than like chris bown or fucking 50 cent?

im not saying aesop is some sort of god. cuz hes not. hes just not mentaly retarted.

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i love aesop. /nohomo.

 

hes better than that shit you hear on the radio

"apple bottom jeans, and the boots wit tha furr. 'wit tha furrr'"

 

who honestly wants to listen to that shit, i like rap to be somewhat intellegent.

 

rapping about drugs- overplayed

rapping about bitches- overplayed

rapping about killing people- gets boring

rapping about chains and gold- overplayed.

 

now mutha fukkers are rapping about nails and lip gloss?

fuck commercial rap.

 

Yo change the fuckin channel

I burn a Coma candle

When the flame fades, consider my flatline a soldier's sample

We them cats talkin noise behind that New York trash heap

Where the stench of commuter briefcase replaces a bad sleep

And it's, worker zig-zagers versus piggy batch flashers

Training Generation Fallout

Waterfall bricklayer pincushion crawl out

There's smoke in my iris

But I painted a sunny day on the insides of my eyelids

So I'm ready now (What you ready for?)

I'm ready for life in this city

And my wings have grown almost enough to lift me

I'm a dinosaur with Jones Beach in my hourglass

Passing the time with serial killer coloringbooks and bags of marbles

Don't tell me you ain't the droid that held the match to the charcoals

Don't tell me Lucifer and God don't carpool

(This is our school)

I'm not trying to graduate to life at the curse on the lounge barstool

Head in a jar on the desk, feet dangling in a shark pool

(Man please) Man please

My name stands for my being

And my being stands for the woman who stood

And braved the storm could raise this evening

(Brother, sun, sister, moon, mother beautiful)

Yeah middle sibling suitable but far from son of excellence

Back in a long time agi, I was to way the wishes wish

But Mister Smits, I slept through my appointment

Saw the liquid dreams of a thousand babies solidify

And picked the rose and wielded

The second I introduced myself as Nervous

Well it appears the scars of learning have spoken

Some are burning, some have rosen

Some deserve tall tales, some have wrote them

Some are just a brutal reprocussion of devotion

Mine are all of the above cuz everything leads to erosion

Now where I live there's a homeless man

He sits upon a crate

He makes a rusty trumpet sound like the music that angels make

Now if you ever come and visit me, I suggest you watch the show

Tell him Aesop Rock sent ya just to hear his horn blow like this

 

how can you say thats better than like chris bown or fucking 50 cent?

im not saying aesop is some sort of god. cuz hes not. hes just not mentaly retarted.

 

I hear you man, but I don't hear you.

 

I'm always hating on commercial music for not saying anything, (Lipgloss, Boots with fur etc etc).

 

And while dude is taking more time into making his rhymes creative,

 

is he really saying anything?

 

"I'm a dinosaur with Jones Beach in my hourglass

Passing the time with serial killer coloringbooks and bags of marbles"

 

The fuck?

 

That and dude sounds maaaaaad annoying.

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I'm a dinosaur with Jones Beach in my hourglass

Passing the time with serial killer coloringbooks and bags of marbles

 

 

IM CONVINCED THIS NIGGA JUST HAS A "WORD WHEEL" THAT HE SPINS WHEN HE'S WRITING RHYMES, EITHER THAT OR HE JUST WRITES DOWN THOSE "CAPTCHA" SHITS THAT NIGGAS MAKE YOU TYPE IN ON MYSPACE AND SHIT.

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so he's older thinking about time spent in his youth

and shit

I have a serial killer coloring book (they're not that uncommon)

and I will kick your ass in marbles.

 

is it really that hard to think about shit?

ya know

metaphors and shit?

do they not have those where yall live?

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