AyeBee Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 not from my real job, since I've been on disability for the last 4 months, but from my bouncing gig So anyways...I got into an argument with some kid, threw him out, and I figured that was that. Few hours later we close and I'm outside trying to get everyone to their car, the kid and a few of his boys are outside waiting. The little faggot starts popping shit, I try to go after him, and all my co-workers get between us and prevent me from hitting him cuz they always like to ruin my fun (they all think I'm fuckin nuts and just love to fight, which is only partially true). So at this point fights start breaking out everywhere, cuz that's just how it is when we close...there's at least 5 separate, pretty big fights going on and everyones distracted so I take this opportunity to run up on the kid and catch him with a few shots, drop him, then rub his face in the cement I figure that's the end of it now and go along on my job, breaking up other fights and pushing the crowd further and further from the club...a block or 2 away who is there poppin shit, same fuckin kid. I start heading towards him and I can hear my boss yelling at me to stop, but fuck that nonsense. I get up to him and he starts talkin bout how he's gunna catch me somewhere, fuck me up blah blah, so I just let him keep talkin til he pokes me in the chest, at which point I slam him into a car. After that 2 of his boys start talkin more shit, so I go after them and I'm again pulled away from them cuz everyone I work with is apparently scared of confrontation with the big bad minorities. They're aways mad quick to choke out a Gotti fag who gets lippy, but as soon as it's a darkie muthafuckas are all about peaceful resolutions and shit. After we get back inside my boss and the head bouncer pull me aside and start givin me some long gay speech about how "We can't be out here fighting in the streets like it's ___ ____ (the hood I'm from), it just doesn't work like that". After I explained that the kid put his hands on me first and I won't take that from anyone they said some more gay shit and I basically told em the whole job was retarded. I finished cleaning, got my money, then went and looked at the schedule for next week and surprise surprise, my name was whited out. Noone said anything to me, so I'm not sure if I'm actually fired or just gettin punished for a week, but either way i think I'm not gunna go back. Fuck a place where faggots are gunna let muthafuckas put their hands on you just cuz "we're professionals". Suck a dick, no homo. This thread is mad long for no reason, but typing it has officially made me tired enough to sleep so yeah. Read it, or don't...whatever bro-ski. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 fuck that job then. especially if it isn't your real one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 i think the question on everyones mind is if u ate ur cheezbergerz..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share Posted January 27, 2008 No, but I did eat a ham and cheese omelete, homefries, toast, and a sausage egg and cheese bagel Delicous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 oh man that sounds good right about now. i need some food but i'm too fuked up to drive to the super market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustinTimberlake Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 "We can't be out here fighting in the streets like it's ___ ____ (the hood I'm from), it just doesn't work like that". I hate assholes who say shit like that. Lying straight to your face. A lot of owners/managers like the notoriety of a violent bouncer. W/e, a bouncing gig should be pretty easy get, and now you got a whole new crowd of people waiting to get hustled. Period goes inside the quotes, btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 "When keeping it real goes wrong." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 they are scared of black people. the white ones are the ones you gotta look out for, they will walk away without saying anything and come back on some jeffrey daimer type shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 That happens at my work. When you fuck up your name gets slashed for a week so you get the point not to fuck around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 you should have broken dudes face then kicked him in the balls nh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 you said "gotti fag" --fucking classic. 10 years ago, i used to work with a group of DJ's in providence. a couple guys had a gig behind the atomic grill. i can't remember what the bar was called though. it was a fucking meathead bar, full of fucking gotti fags and bucket retards. i saw so much stupid shit there, but one night i'll never forget. we're all sitting in the backroom, playing records, while everyone is up in the front room dancing to lame progressive house. there was nobody back there, except us and the bartender. so all of a sudden we see these two chicks helping this one chick down the stairs. they've both got this hooker's arms over their shoulders, and she's completely assed out. so they plop her down on the couch, and her head just falls between her legs close enough to almost hit the floor. this chick was gone, and i'm pretty sure it was GHB. anyways, this chick put a ton of work into herself that night, hooker hair, hooker tits, hooker outfit, and hooker face. only to go to the club, get fucked up, pass out, and shit her pants. literally shit her pants. my buddy went over to see if she was ok, came back laughing saying "bitch shit her pants! oh man bitch shit her pants!" i love providence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 fuck bud a stripper shitting her pants=no bueno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 The black guy might come back and shoot you up. Like a black guy would.. /hey I'm just playing devil's advocate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffie crave 7 Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 drunks will be drunks...but it takes 2 to tanggle...im pretty sure your boss is pissed you ran across the street to beat up some guy yelling at you, it would be one thing if he came across the street to you and picked a fight. in the end the drunk across the street wins the fight, cus now your jobless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 I think I got punched in the forehead last night. I also believe I managed to get kicked out of the most down and out bar in the world. Some dude was drinking a pitcher of beer as if it were a pint. I asked to take a photo with him. We get to talking. He sits at our booth. We listen to people sing karoke really well. He challenges me to a pitcher drinking race. I accept his challenge. I finished mine. Drank some of his. Started spitting a ton. Then went and destroyed the bathroom with a vomit session that was totally brutal. Sneakz refused to buy me more beer. It was probably the smartest thing he has done since I've been here. I was annihilated. That never keeps me from drinking more. I am quite surprised he didn't have a bus ticket in hand when I woke up this morning. Telling me to get the fuk out of here and never talk to him again. Dude has patience. Master of Disaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUCKMUNI Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 The black guy might come back and shoot you up. Like a black guy would.. /hey I'm just playing devil's advocate. haha for real aybee....these motha fuckas might be quick to poppin, dont wanna see no RIP AB thread on here in a week.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share Posted January 27, 2008 I'll be aite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 maybe they just did it to punish u for a week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 this was going back 2 years, i remember i went to babylon once for some girls birthday or whatever and everyone ended up getting into a fight with a group of "dark's" and the bouncers tazzed all the white people involved, even girls, and threw them out and the others got to stay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share Posted January 27, 2008 Hahaha, yo I cannot picture you at a club, that's amazing. Even better yet, have you heard that N. has been goin to clubs lately? Hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Nice, sounds like your just your typical prick bouncer douchebag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 yeah ENERGY!! that shits bi-curious club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share Posted January 27, 2008 Yeah man, he claims it's a straight night when he goes but I have my doubts hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share Posted January 27, 2008 Nice, sounds like your just your typical prick bouncer douchebag! TOTALLY BRO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 He's gonna come back...oh...he'll be back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 dude as long as u dont take my 20, you're A-OK in my books Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 youre a mess aybee. i dont know what we are going to do with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 stay strapped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share Posted January 27, 2008 youre a mess aybee. i dont know what we are going to do with you. Hug me, love me, squeeze me, and call me George No homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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