misteraven Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/new_jersey_freakshows/1958/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! you never say this site: http://www.njguido.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prismone Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! ugh. that is some oompa loompa skin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! uggggggggggghhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! long island has a lot of that too! plus, we have the gotti's living out here, so that makes it even worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prismone Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! FUUUUUUCK are these people even real?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! yes, all too real. i see them on the regular.....in real life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Staten+Island+Douchebag Staten Island Douchebag - AKA - SIDB The definition of the large majority of young men and women from 16-30 years who live repetative, shallow lives that make up Staten Island. SIDB's usually consist of dudes who: - Get their nails and eyebrows done. - Go to tanning salons. - Drive their dad's expensive car. - Have some kind of rediculously spikey hair style or a "fauxhawk" - Wear tight jeans, pop their stupid collars up and love fist pumping in a bar or club. - Take steriods and love cocaine. - Very wiggerish. - Enjoy freestyle and hip-hop music. - In the gym they take up machines because they are more busy looking at their muscles, tanlines and talking on their cell phones. - Were probably the most popular in high school so they live off that reputation till they are 25 and most likely will never amount to anything unless they are handed a job by a successful relative. - Usually are loud mouthed 3rd or 4th generation Italian-Americans who know a friend, who knows a guy, who's uncle is connected, therefore they believe they are connected. - Would never fight you unless 10 or 15 of his "boys" are around and you're by yourself. - Probably are, were or want to pose for the FDNY calendar. - Good chance fucked one of his male friends. - Are the main reason the people at the Jersey Shore hate New Yorkers. SIDB usually consist of girls who: - Have orange face. - Have the brightest teeth you ever seen. - Put their hair in that stupid poof thing like paris hilton or gwen stefani. - Are too good to drink beer. - Usually are in credit card debt. - Got fake tits or german automobile on her sweet sixteen causing her parents to go into credit card debt. - Usually her family moved from Brooklyn, into a condo or house with a 3 foot backyard. - Works in a tanning salon or as a hairdresser, waitress or bartender because they went to Staten Island Community College or St.Johns Staten Island Campus for 1 semester and have no qualifications. - Enjoy double parking and parking in firezones and handicap spots, then argue with cops when they get caught. - Generally are spoiled rotten. - Very cunty. - Only reading they do is celebrity gossip magazines. - Generally have filthy mouths but surprisingly they wont give head. Guy #1 "Hey is that bar gonna be filled with Staten ISland Douchebags?" Guy #2 "Yes" Guy #1 "I'm not going then" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prismone Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! http://getoffourisland.com/what_happened.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cpfa333iIks&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! yo seriously, that orange skin and blown out hairstyle is a serious condition caused by all the toxic dumping in New Jersey. the atmosphere dyes your epedermis and causes the hair folicleds to become wiery and secrete excessive grease. Ever notice when driving on the turnpike once you cross from PA to Jersey it gets harder to breathe and smells like a stank asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! plus New Jersey being ther Garden State is like the biggest oxymoron ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! thats the lamest fucking look in the world. mad annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! Im glad I dont see any of those fucks ever since I been down south like that skin color is just fucking insane/ peopple get real tans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! most of the people i've met from new jersey are human feces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prismone Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! theres asian ones too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! ha, jersey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! If this shit ever started to pick up steam in the south... ..my god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! the fact that these people exist is proof that global warming and the loch ness monster are real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! yes, all too real. i see them on the regular.....in real life! I would have to be a serial killer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prismone Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! http://guidofags.ytmnd.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/new_jersey_freakshows/1958/ holy shit dude this is the most orange mother fucker i have ever seen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! haha...theyd get laughed at quick on the west coast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! WITHOUT A FUCKING DOUBT! JESUS CHRIST! I nearly jumped out of my seat when I was that dude in the chair. WHAT THE FUCK?! There is something seriously wrong out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! ^i want to do this... to those kind of dudes. They are the absolute worst type of humans on the face of the planet. PROPS on wanting to be a serial killer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! you never say this site: http://www.njguido.com/ destruction league? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! incomprehensible Imagine having a beer with one. you can't, can you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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