!@#$% Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 giant ego trip seeing it far too often get over yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambmeet Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 at that time at night where i should start work but i just want to beat off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 just tried adderall i tried drawing a portrait it turned out okay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorteRed Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Inappropriate_Responder you can microwave bacon Cool_Hand Realism shai injury lambmeet MrChupacabra .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bourgeoisie Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 comfortable time drifting away into thought at the crack of dawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bourgeoisie Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 so many hookers on twitter bragging about their huge vaginas its time to move on self-obsessed narcissism is not a good look 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bourgeoisie Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 people who say swag shot execution style my dreams would come true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spectr Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Naked redhead milf I can't remember your name I still have whiskey! Last night I was drunk today seems just as much so waking up to rage Whose this cute blonde chick how'd i get into her bed grab my stuff and go my hats at her house awkward if her roommates home I don't know her name crown bombers by 2 bbqing with big blunts what happened last night my iphone is broke no money in my pockets smoked a bunch of weed hi pretty 10 pack hiding inside my pocket where did you come from half gallon of crown magical nectar of gods morning hangover 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spectr Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 now suicidal not that i wasnt before more liquors involved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 You seem very cool I wish I could haiku drunk It would drop panties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spectr Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 wishing i was drunk my liquor ran the fuck out so now im oontzing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spectr Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 bags dont fucking work ballons go pop bags dont work filled with blue steel tanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 haiku is the jam if you are drunk with a friend who's also virgin that is not to diss i am just saying is all maybe go get laid poetry is lost on simple minded people thats why rap is cool had to explain rock to my sister growing up thank god she gets it but she still fucks blacks but thats ok now a days and im not racist edit: read more of your stuff you are actually cool props were awarded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 my knife be sharp your cement shoes are drying should i stab or drown? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 posted this on my girls FB before i realized who was making the comments, thought it was just another nigger guy, turned out to be the gay photographer. his FB says he's a performer known as Young Visionary and he's inspired by poetry, so... still.. KEEP AWAY FROM MY WHITE WIMMINZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 i woulda been baffled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 working from home gives me more free time than i know what to do with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spectr Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 i'm drunk nigga what nitrous oxide balloons die no more gas for me whiskey and grade A's sick of my fucking ganja got any purples? tank is on its way love fucking delivered ice cold fatty gas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spectr Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 database error oontz crew, seriously I expect much better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 eskimos take turns some babies just have to die not enough rabbits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1800SUICIDE Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Yo bro your a baller, Nice expedition, why your rims looks rusty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 TOOK A POO 3 WORDS DOO-DOO TALKING THAT CHOCOLATE BOBBY BROWN WHITNEY HOUSTON FISH FILET AND BROWN MUSTARD AM-I DOIN IT RIGHT?CHEA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Penis vagina Penis vagina penis Vagina penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spectr Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I ate the moon rocks my girl gave me a blowjob came inside my girl logged onto the oontz 2 word verse thread is so dope haiku threads better bloody mollytov the breakfast of champions can't wait for the burn lost an ounce of hash i want to smoke a hash blunt where'd I put that hash ice cold 50 lb delivery to my front door attached a gas mask completely fucked up nitrous alcohol molly give me some acid still cant find my hash this post has taken a while my girl is passed out gonna wake her up my dick smacks her in the face hope she sucks on it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bourgeoisie Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 some old void explodes repulsive beauty dies now immaculate space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 def jam poetry yall def jam poetry yall def jam poetry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Seventeen syllables Isn't as easy as people Seem to think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 :spin2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 That Facebook haiku "Yeah she's fine and mine" :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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