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soupBDC

Every dude has a man crush on at least one dude.

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Mine's on Jeremy Clarkson /yh. Trained as a journalist, the dude makes a living as a tv car show host, shootinig assault rifles, blowing up cars, flying attack helicopters, putting vans in front of trains, globetrotting everywhere (including being the first man in the world to drive to the north pole), and shooting his mouth off every chance he gets. He's done this shit for so many years he now owns several estates in the caribbean, Isle of Man and elsewhere with a stable of cars. His wife and daughters are all as big of smartasses as he is and fully support his escapades when he's too busy at "work" to be home. As far as I can see the man has it all. Mancrush in full effect.

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Who the fuck are you?

 

Edit: to closetsuperfaggothomooner

 

thas' what i'm sayin'. who the fuck is this person?

why flaming the board?

 

 

maybe it's your secret mancrush, soup?

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No way du'. My mancrush is too busy seeing if you can cross the Pacific on a rocketpowered snowmobile.

 

Man i can't believe you fools are still gonna do the internet-seriousbusiness routine when I know right now you're jerking off to Entourage.

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No way du'. My mancrush is too busy seeing if you can cross the Pacific on a rocketpowered snowmobile.

 

Man i can't believe you fools are still gonna do the internet-seriousbusiness routine when I know right now you're jerking off to Entourage.

 

what is entourage again?

 

my only mancrush is on serena williams...but i'm thinking there is a vagina somewhere on her.

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Doubt it. But if there was it could probably end you by kegeling a tennis ball straight to the dome.

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Doubt it. But if there was it could probably end you by kegeling a tennis ball straight to the dome.

 

what a way to go.

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