Frate_Raper Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I'm rocking a mini scruff beard, have been for a few months, since it got a little cold. Its a real lifestyle change, you ZZ TOP hesher beard motherfuckers gaw'head do your thing but this mini shit is for me. I can't even stop the pussy getting tossed at me right now. Girls that I used to look and think "no she likes clean shaven dudes with futures and porsches" now flock to my semi dirty face like a moth to a porch light. Rail workers talk to me in secret codes and don't kick me out of the yard while wondering. 21 year old grad students fear me in line up at the gas station and they're girlfriends cant stop starring....................................... I love this thing, Its been great.....yet I fear it at the same time c I'm only human guys, and this beard holds great responsibilities, I can't keep turning down pussy and freights. This macho face accessory could destroy the old me, the wifed up me, the nice responsible me......at any minute I could crack under the beards pressure and start fucking wild hot hoes and high five’ing rail workers that tell me these top secret things about the spot, I might start to exploit the privileges this beards allowing me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 what starts with F and rhymes with pale? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 my beard is getting nuts.... like really long... i think if i didnt shave my head i would have lost my entire head to hair by now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrorlicious Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to the beard side. haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 wow. really? damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 i want a huge beard... like crazy huge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 i like facial hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 We're gonna need a picture of said beard, you know...So we can analyze. /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 as it grows you'll notice the different women that start being attracted to you. theres like, beard levels of attraction. its fun to play with. "tonight I want a #2 trim type of a girl" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 i dont like when random drunk women/girls molest my beard though, i maintain this bitch alot and i have to deal with dirty drunk cigarette vomit hands touching me in a bar!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 flicks or it's not happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 amen. i had a fucking 'UGE beard last year, but i shaved that bitch. regret. im trying to get it back as we speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 lol Flics or you never grew a beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 almost a month ago haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 i'll go without shaving for maybe a week and a half and then catch myself looking homeless then shave. but thats because i wasnt aware of the secret access that beards give you. i'm going to test this theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I love my beard but i keep shaving it because it starts to annoy me... It grows so damn fast... cant decide if i want to let it get to zztop status or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 GROW EET. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I got a pretty awesome beard going right now, and the mustachio is long. Grizzled and classy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 i wish my mustache grew thicker cause id just rock some dirty ass handlebars haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape Shit Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 almost a month ago haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 .. oo nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I'm seriously contemplating the short scruffy beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I was born here Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 hahaha dudes are rocking some chin pubes :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 i can't grow a beard due to my job. someday... someday... *dreams* but really. if i could it would be all splotchy and shitty so i'll leave it to the pros anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecarwreck Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Was there a beard appreciation thread already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Fab Five Freddy said it best...scooby Doo, bitin' my style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 post a pic ive been thinking about a scruffy half beard but i dont know how to rock one lets see how urs looks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 who's mine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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