ANALPUDDING Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 yeah. at the house im residing in. we use a wooden furnace to heat the place. so i guess while everyone was asleep, the chimney shut somehow in the middle of the night from like the wind or something.. i dont even know. but this gnarly ass alarm went off and woke me up like i was in the army or something. as soon as i heard it i was on my feet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANALPUDDING Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 when i looked around me all i could see was smoke. so i immediately opened all the windows.. which alllowed the coldest breeze ever to enter the house son. shit it was cold and smoky. if i didnt wake up i probably woulda dided from carbon monoxide poisoning. AND i have an english exam today. so im tired as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 that would have been a rush. was shit on fire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Someone is trying to kill you. Get out. Get out now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Wooden furnace...Must be nice. No gas bill. I'd cheat death for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrineShrimpr Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Crazy... There I posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Wooden furnace...Must be nice. No gas bill. I'd cheat death for that. Not to mention pull mad bitches with your lumberjack status. All them fly honeys cooking you french toast in their stripper heels and fur bikini's combing your lumberjack beard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 damn son that's why you gotta be sleeping in this these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rushawn wuan Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 your house is haunted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Someone is trying to kill you. Get out. Get out now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Somehow??? Nah man you better start playing Clue and figure out who wants you dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 rip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 pictures of it didn't happen.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANALPUDDING Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 i wasnt thinkin of taking flicks when its 4:30 in the morning and im still asleep and can barely breathe. shit was crazy. turns out the creosote clogged the bitch up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Another way of looking at this is you failed at dying.. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 thats weak nigguh. wait i mean that anal. pudding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANALPUDDING Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 i was watching this pron.. big latin booty 2 i think and the chick was getting banged up the ass and then the nigga came and that shit leaked out.. and i thought to my self" they just made some analpudding." then i made this account cuz i got tired of my old one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANALPUDDING Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 Another way of looking at this is you failed at dying.. Just saying. son. that asshole shit is gettin tired homie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Another way of looking at this is you failed at dying.. Just saying. Cosign* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Get the fuck out. I'm one of the least asshole posters here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 i wasnt thinkin of taking flicks when its 4:30 in the morning and im still asleep and can barely breathe. shit was crazy. turns out the creosote clogged the bitch up. no flicks it didn't happen... thats the rule... you know it... everyone else on here knows it.... so next time you want to start a thread about how you almost died cause spectr closed your chimney when you were sleeping... you better have flicks..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 dude you did die. your dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANALPUDDING Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 haaaaaaaaauuuhhhhhh.... 'fuck up dun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I rolled over on my pillow, and in my dream, some one was suffocating, and then I realized it was me. I woke up all quick and I had went so long without breathing I was literally blue and shit was all wavy. And the head ache I had after that was somethin else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Congrats on not dying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 why do you have a carbon monoxide detector but not a regular heating system? get with this century or stay in last one asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Told you I wasn't an asshole poster. Haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANALPUDDING Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 why do you have a carbon monoxide detector but not a regular heating system? get with this century or stay in last one asshole. i do have a regular heating system.. its just that natural gas prices increased ALOT this past year, so i figured id save some guap by burning firewood case closed BETCH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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