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I dont think kids play outside anymore...

 

This has really been disturbing me.

While I was house hunting (the past two years) to find the perfect neighborhood to raise my kids, one thing remains constant: The streets and parks are empty.

Okay, occasionally you see the couple with their dog & newborn, but that is it.

 

I swear, I lived at the park down the block from my house, and my BMX should have molded to my body as I was on it 24-7.

TV and video games were for when it got dark, dropped below zero or was raining.

 

I am going to start a revolution in my new neighborhood and kick shorties to the curb.

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There's a park right on the side of me, practically my backyard. These fuckin' little kids are there constantly, talking about butt sex with 9 year old girls, and how sexy would a man be if he had a vagina. Just all this weird shit I don't remember talking about when I was in the one digit age brackets.

 

Then the fuckin' teenagers 15, 16 years old at 4 in the morning tripping off drugs so hard they don't realize they could be talking through a fuckin' loud speaker, and hearing the girls say NO, I don't want to have sex in the park. THen hearing the young guy keep asking a million fuckin' times, Why not? What's wrong with the park? I was pretty respectful of my surroundings when I was a kid. Okay, no I wasn't. But still, fuck these kids nowadays. I got a youngin', just a year old so he's not there yet, but I hope he doesn't turn out like one of these faggy emo kids sagging purple jeans that fit like speedo's. Weird shit.

 

And what the fuck happened to 6-12 year old boys interested in playing with fake machine guns? I bought a couple for my girls nephew who turned 9, and he looked at me like what do I do with these? NEVER played guns in his life. This little fuckin' pussy told me later I should of just asked him what video game he wanted. And fuck all the parents out there saying they don't want their kids to play "violently". All that play ever did for me growing up was get me confidence jumping out of trees, and rolling around in alleys creeping up on people like some war time shit. Never made me or anyone around want to shoot somebody when we got older. That was from the NWA shit.

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This shits depressing...

- Constant back pains from working an office job for too long.

- Paying bills

- Hating young kids because they have Iphones and they're only in middle school

 

Time to reminisce on the good ol' days!

 

You're probably a grown ass man if you owned any of the following:

 

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or might of looked like this in the early 80s

 

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my son's got all this now.. i used to gasp when he'd want to take the oldies in the tub.. but little hair gumbands fix brittle joints like new, so it was all good. but now he's into GTA and socom on psp.. but he's still young enough he wants to go in the woods with guns. and it's gay how toy guns ALL look fake!! since i dont ever leave him unsupervised outside.. i paint his guns all black, his friends are jealous

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I played with toy guns constantly....

 

I don't own a gun, nor will I ever.

 

And fuck these lucky shits with their super-soakers.

 

Shit, my squirt guns had a range of 4 feet at best.

 

Then the Entertechs came out, not much more distance, but at least it was automatic.

I had the black ones before they got lamers and switched to neon camo since cops kept shooting kids at night.

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Playing outside was dope. During my one digit years all the kids from the neighborhood used to play hide n seek 'til about 11 or midnight during the summer. Shit was mad innocent fun.

 

Sidenote: innanets made it so easy for kids to see pron. I remember when we used to get od excited (nh) when this Cambodian kid brought 10 Cambodian hardcore mags to my 5th grade class.

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Sidenote: innanets made it so easy for kids to see pron. I remember when we used to get od excited (nh) when this Cambodian kid brought 10 Cambodian hardcore mags to my 5th grade class.

 

 

Hell yeah, we had to steal ours and shit from liquor stores. scared as hell the arabs was gonna catch us. i remember the first time i saw pussy from a porn mag. i was like yeeeaahhhh, that shit is awesome. my one boy was like "i don't like it, it looks weird."

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So who else is about to Be a Grown ass man this Year. Every New Year some of your resolutions involve moving out your moms basement and walking in the wild alone, without your Parents Golden Parachutes.

 

I am about to take on a new part of my business this year and Go out Alone as far as business is involved. During this Recession alot of us who owned our own companies had to band together to decrease overhead. Now its time to Leave the Nest again, its always a anxious feeling cause all bills are on me and i can only go to myself for help.

 

So to all you Grown Folk about to take that Leap Here is to you. Even if its just Getting out of College and entering the Field.

 

May it be a great 2010....................

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Good luck, I'm sure you'll do well.

 

As for me, I seem to be stuck in a holding pattern along with a lot of other folks. Hopefully I can break out of that and figure out exactly what it is that I'm supposed to be doing with my life,

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I know what i should be doing with my Life but im not doing it.

 

Life is about compromise and there are times when you need to just do what is there in front of you at that moment. Im good at what i do i enjoy it, but when i know that i could being doing something else that i have more passion for like painting and just not giving a shit. Its tough at times, even with all the Money, you cant buy certain things in life.

 

Being a Grown ass man is about sacrificing at times i have a family to look after my parents weren't born with money and i will be the one taking care of them for the future, so there are sacrifices i will make for that.

 

But i keep my skills sharp as they can be with a Full time Business, and will be transitioning these 2 parts of my life in 2010.

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2010 is my start to be on my grown ass man shit...

like i said in twinky's thread i got me a job but it was only seasonal..

now the seasonal position is over and im stuck with no job once again...

BUT, right now with the last lil check i got im saving it cause they still

owe me money for the last couple days i worked, once i get that then ill

be able to get my car, insurance, everything... dope thing bout my insurance im bout to get

is that the first two months are free and they give me a bond card so if i ever get

pulled over and they gotta take my L's i can just give em the card and it'll be straight...

but besides that im on my grind.. im not playing around this year... im aiming to have my own apartment

and possibly a job hopefully by or before the summer.. if i dont get no nine to five then this

side hustle im about to invest in will pay off just as much.. i just want the job so i got that

guranteed check every two weeks, plus the side money coming in as well...

 

 

but yea hopefully by the summer ill be on my own with my own shit...

this stayin home with moms shit isnt poppin.. good luck to all the other niggas

bout to be on that grown man status in the new year...

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I'm in on all of this!

 

Hair in funny places? Shit, my ears look like Willie Nelson's braids if I don't pluck them, which I hate to admit I do. Sometimes I pull full tree branches from my nostrils. I get winded when I tie my fucking shoes, and while winded I grunt like a fucking warthog because my fucking gut is pushing on my diaphragm. I work 40+ hours a week, just so I can afford to have someone else do my laundry. After working a full 8+ hour day, I tend to go home, make dinner, and instantly say "I need a fucking drink." After I make my (insert booze here) and (mix here), I sit down and zone out on a box that makes me stupid as each minute passes. How the fuck did I get sucked into "A shot at love with Tila Tequilla?" In my younger years, "going out" meant getting crazy, doing something stupid, and hoping I didn't end up in jail, beat down, or dead. Now, "going out" means dinner parties at friends houses, sushi with my ladyfriend, or a live band where I feel "old" because I'm usually sober and can't relate to fashion statements and all that bullshit.

 

Here's some shit that puts some of us apart from others:

 

--We didn't grow up on the internet

--We watched black and white shows in syndicate (and not episodes of "friends" or "Seinfeld" --we saw those first run)

--We remember Pre-Cable TV, and how to work an antenna so we can get Roller Derby or WWF on Saturday mornings

--We had creature double feature and kung-fu theater, not "The O.C." or "The Hills" (this might only have been on Boston)

 

Feel free to add to this list.

 

wow!

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T;7016735']So who else is about to Be a Grown ass man this Year. Every New Year some of your resolutions involve moving out your moms basement and walking in the wild alone, without your Parents Golden Parachutes.

 

I am about to take on a new part of my business this year and Go out Alone as far as business is involved. During this Recession alot of us who owned our own companies had to band together to decrease overhead. Now its time to Leave the Nest again, its always a anxious feeling cause all bills are on me and i can only go to myself for help.

 

So to all you Grown Folk about to take that Leap Here is to you. Even if its just Getting out of College and entering the Field.

 

May it be a great 2010....................

 

I'm in the planning stages, but I'm going to be going it alone this year too. I'm definitely scared because it's a big step to not have that cushion of a steady paycheck, etc., but I think that will only make me work harder and keep me focused. The risks are definitely worth the reward, so as nervous as it might make me, I'm still looking forward to the challenge.

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Three weeks ago, I turned a year older... another shitty birthday of turning thirty-whatsitmatteranymore-ish.

 

A week later I had an epiphany, and I think I found my calling. I spent the last 10 years making other people rich(Internet marketing).

I do okay for myself and like what I do, but, fuck a boss and sniveling ass kissing coworkers, I am beyond that.

 

It will take me a year to launch it 100%, but I am building an e-commerce business with my wife. (will keep dayjob until it turns good profits)

No brick and mortar, no warehouse, just being the middle man from manufacturer to consumer taking a bite of each transaction.

My overhead will be like $25 a month.

 

If all goes well, I'll be doing my own thing in 1-2 years and pulling down serious $$$.

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