CALIgula Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 it would probably have to be between the bay area and L.A. because half of the california ch0 heads are from L.A. and the other half are from the bay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I can't believe you nerds are talking about 12oz west coast meet ups and bro job sessions instead of my totally awesome Taz tattoo. What the shit ever. I am done with you losers. I am going to listen to Sam Hain and drink High Life until I hate myself more than I hate you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 this thread cracked me up literally i got a half gallon of vodka, and 3 211's anddddd... orange juice and some silverstein, i'm rocking a party by myself nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 It should be a cage match. A 12oz Battle Royal. Battling Rap Letters, Dance&Graff and whatever other shenanigans can be thought of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Yeah, BF....swooooooooop through the Oeste and come pick a winja (white ninja) up. Texas or bust sometime in the spring. Goddamn potheads better buy my cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 what the hell is in between L.A. and the bay some farm land Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 someone needs come out to barstow and get me.. imma put it on the table, see how it goes around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I can't believe you nerds are talking about 12oz west coast meet ups and bro job sessions instead of my totally awesome Taz tattoo. What the shit ever. I am done with you losers. I am going to listen to Sam Hain and drink High Life until I hate myself more than I hate you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 what the hell is in between L.A. and the bay some farm land i think bakersfield....so yeah...um...pretty much farm land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I can't believe you nerds are talking about 12oz west coast meet ups and bro job sessions instead of my totally awesome Taz tattoo. What the shit ever. I am done with you losers. I am going to listen to Sam Hain and drink High Life until I hate myself more than I hate you all. sorry to spoil your fun.....but Taz tattoos got played out around 1995 in my city.... everything from tats of taz smokin weed to taz playing basketball.... there was even a HUGE junior nicknamed "Taz"....half black half tongan on the football team....who had a huge TAZ tattoo on his bicep (RIP...he took his own life a few years back) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Hey bloodfart. How long you down herr for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Come give me money for booze. I will be sleeping on the couch until I get kicked to the front yard. 'Then I will be sleeping there until someone takes me home. I am much like a pound puppy. only not as cute and cuddly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 BF wasn't it you who sits in the shower?? Enjoy the pleasures of bathing again. * Inward opening door * Low-level entry height * Contoured, cushioned seat * Easily accessible and easy to use thermostatically controlled lever handle taps with anti scalding valve * Optional air massage system available for a stimulating or gentle air massage * Optional hand held shower assembly available - converts for stand up or sit down shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 My farts are pretty legendary right about now. Legendarily eggy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 I need that shower. Not more than 20 minutes ago I was once again faced with the age old problem of having to stand in the shower. That shit is bammer. I could have just sat in the tub, but I was trying not to get my hair wet. Because that is how I do. I ended up getting my hair wet anyways. I should have just sat in the tub like my heart was telling me to. So, in conclusion, standing in the shower is my enemy. I wonder how pist Sneak would be if I was totally hammered drunk when he got home from work. Eh. I don't think I have the energy to even wonder about a hypothetical situation such as that. I have been trying to muster up the energy to make myself a Pop Tart since ten this morning. It is now 2. Just to let you know how my day is going. I also have been watching the weather channel for over two hours now. Tonight I want to drink whiskey and wrestle gators. And that isn't some slang for some freaky sex thing. I mean real live swamp gators. It's not fun until someone starts to bleed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 Hey bloodfart. How long you down herr for? Actually, I am Miami's newest resident. I am never leaving. I heard you live right up the street. And are a ginger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I need that shower. Not more than 20 minutes ago I was once again faced with the age old problem of having to stand in the shower. That shit is bammer. I could have just sat in the tub, but I was trying not to get my hair wet. Because that is how I do. I ended up getting my hair wet anyways. I should have just sat in the tub like my heart was telling me to. So, in conclusion, standing in the shower is my enemy. I wonder how pist Sneak would be if I was totally hammered drunk when he got home from work. Eh. I don't think I have the energy to even wonder about a hypothetical situation such as that. I have been trying to muster up the energy to make myself a Pop Tart since ten this morning. It is now 2. Just to let you know how my day is going. I also have been watching the weather channel for over two hours now. Tonight I want to drink whiskey and wrestle gators. And that isn't some slang for some freaky sex thing. I mean real live swamp gators. It's not fun until someone starts to bleed. I saw a commercial for this stand thing last night and thought they should totally use you in it to reach the metal demographic. Sneak and Creeps?? I thought he was in Germany. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Oh, God...I hope you're in or near Austin when I get there, BF. I'm also watching the weather channel right now...or looking out the window and wondering when the rain is going to start again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 I would totally be in a commercial for that shower. Shit yes. I would be all like, "Sometimes you just need to put on some Dio and take a relaxing shower. Having to stand isn't metal at all." Or some shit like that. I could see about making my own limited edition sit down shower with a cup holder that fits a 32 of High Life and you have the option of bathing in babies blood. In my commercial, I would be wearing King Diamond face paint and a tiger shirt. I bathe with my clothes on, by the way. When you coming to ATX Shai? We can talk about it tonight on that fast typing messaging system that allows you to converse via the internet with other people at a virtually instant pace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 aim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 BF each one should be custom made to order with said persons favorite metal album cover. You could totally judge what is metal and what isn't. Babies blood with a pentagram on the floor and a goats head shower nozzle.. And it has to be able to play metal and maybe even Guitar Hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Both you kooks need to travel to Cleveland and visit . :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 Man. I totally need a sit down shower with a goat's head nozzle that sprays me with babies blood. My chair would look like King Diamond, so it would be as if I was sitting on his lap each time I showered. I would also have a nun that would always be standing next to the shower just so I could punch her in the face when I felt like it. I would live in that shower. People send for me. That is where I go. I will go ALMOST anywhere, if someone buys me a ticket. That's how I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensa Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 west coast 12oz party! i'd be down with that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 Get out of my thread, jerk. We're talking about metal here, dude. Metal. Do you know what that is? It's a way of life for people who are totally brutal. Crucial shredders. Holy fuk I want some whiskey, a pop tart, and a nun to punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Step up or step off: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensa Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 baby-skin shoes are metal ... or maybe i'm new at this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 will smith did a song about miami so there must be something good about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I plan to be there (TX) sometime in the early spring. I'm still on the grind trying to get money right now. I have to go do that for a bit, but I will give you a call on the AOL phone later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 A little known fact about me is that I am actually a robot that is draped in the skin of innocent newborns. It's the only possible explanation of why my skin is so unbelievably soft without making me less metal. Awesome, we can figure something out. I think I quit my job before I left on vacation. I am trying to see how that works out for me. People keep making fun of me because I never know what day it is. Every night is a Saturday night. Every day is a beautiful day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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