blood fart Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 So I'm sitting on R@ndomH3ro's couch. Watching the World's Most Amazing Videos. And about to take my second shower of the day. Because being clean is the new being radical. Then. If I play my cards right, more Sparks will find their way into my belly. If not, then High Life will find it's way into my belly. We have talked about a 211/piss challenge tonight. But I will keep that under wraps until it has been fully discussed. There will also be some Guitar Hero competitions going down. I will provide a play-by-play for that. Expect excitement. Or not. There are worse hobbies than destroying my liver and couch surfing. Dear seeking, You are the best BFFN EVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! (I was saddened that I left those Sparks in your fridge, maybe you can find a hipster at the bar to give them to) Thanks. For everything. I ate too many pills and went comatose on the bus. I got off in Jacksonville for some reason. My bus left without me. With all my stuff on board. Wigger weed lords stole my sidebag full of really radical things that girls need to look really radical. Those dudes are going to get the mean end of my tiny fist if I ever cross paths with them again. In my bag was my newest hat. "Instant Asshole Just Add Alcohol" It was made just for me. RIP hat My best friend threw away my tropical thrash hat in a drunken stupor. RIP thrash hat. I guess I have to start combing my hair. I have tales to be told. Excitement. Adventure. Things you would not believe. I don't have time to get into that now. I need to take another shower. And get drunkical. I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fun haver Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 just another day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 wigger weed lord pwnage lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 bloodfart returns! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 sounds like everybody's having more fun than me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 The Sandlot is an awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Second guitar bought. Guitar Hero III bought. Sparks bought. High Life bought. Prepare to get your faces rocked the fuck off. Not really. There won't be photos. But I can assure you that this is all actually happening. For the remainder of my vacation, randomhero and blood fart will be acting as one. For the sake of being too lazy to sign out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 please do not implode earth with the clash of so much metal thank you in advance, <insert horns> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 I have a tattoo of a Taz with King Diamond face paint. He's smoking a cigarette and drinking booze. How's that for metal. seeking was listening to Danzig as he did it, if I remember correctly. BRUUUUUUTAL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 i was watching most amazing videos too. and then i went to my room to play guitar hero. no lie. crrrraaaaaazzzzzyyyyy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 oh god, if i have to play the AFI song I will be sad.... bloodfarts, please dont make me play the AFI song :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 you like AFI?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Eat my shorts, dude. For real, son. I rule so much harder than you do. Stop frontin' son. Nude dudes is how I do. Get bent. PS.Guitar Hero totally shreds dude. Totally. To the max. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 yer a 12oz gypsy and i'm jelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 you like AFI?? Hell yeah bro, Wanna be a highschool football hero I want a mohawk but mommy wont let me get one oh wait....that is when they didnt suck as much :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 [ATTACH]78607.vB[/ATTACH] randy h3ro!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 i used to listen to sailing into the black seas or whatever the CD was called. it wasnt too bad. but AFI has definately gone 100% homo now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 but AFI has definately gone 567.6% homo now fixed :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLEZO1SON Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 YOU HAVE GIRLIE ARMS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 No I don't. Ask seeking. He had to go through 5 razors to shave all the hair off. And don't even ask King Of Hell how many he had to use to shave my chest. UNREAL SON. UNREAL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Damn that must be fun r@ndomh3ro you couldn't invite maybe we wanted to play guitar hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 i plan a trip to austin... just to meet graffiti groupies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 they got groupies over there I have to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 We just played ThunderHorse three times. Best out of three. Because I won the first round. Sneak won the second round. By one percent. Third round. I got 99%. That means I am totally way more metal than him., He should just give it up. I take that back. I don't want to sleep out in the windy Miami weather. Sneak is "prettty" metal. Just not metal enough to beat me at Guitar Hero. Ps. YOu dudes are lamers. I am going to drink until I think I like you. And then I will go to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 i plan a trip to austin... just to meet graffiti groupies. Graffiti is for gays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 i know....thats why i dont graffiti... i just spray paint some bright colors on my fingers and watch them bitches flock!! holla! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 thats whats up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 so, who's plannin the next trip to california so you can all hang out with me and cali and cali's girls and suki and milky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 yeah....seriously..... 12oz house party (west coast version) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 what part of cali cause it's a big state Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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