Deloner Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 Thanks Poesia [ ] T. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 LMAO^^^horny ass old lady got her own tv show shits hilarious u guys should watch that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 21, 2008 Author Share Posted January 21, 2008 I had to do it for the Kids. After Looking at the Age Poll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 that was pretty interesting as well Poesia. the first post was just funny because of how accurate it was. hopefully theres not too many middle-aged virgins on here who can relate to the rest of it. its kinda weird to imagine theres enough guys out there debating those issues for someone to write that up. what the hell were they doing in highschool/college when the girls were just giving it away? Common misconeption, im in high school now, and maybe its just the girls here but these broads aint giving shit away.. =( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stimme Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 ^^Yeah I just got outta high school and chicks wasn't giving away shit without putting in some serious time....unless the guy was a college kid, which is what I happen to be now..=) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 I tell my girl on the regular, you squirt on my face I get to super soak you back.....................I lie..I'd pay good money for a facial from a girl hahaha have anyone of you guys actually gave you girl a facial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 21, 2008 Author Share Posted January 21, 2008 Is that a Trick question? /Yes Yes i have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 i remeber getting head from a girl with braces way back in middle school, my pubes got caught in the wires and when she pulled her head back, i let out the highest pitch squeel ever. i laugh about it now but, damn since that day i've never dated a girl with braces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 T;6019198']Is that a Trick question? /Yes Yes i have. nah never met a girl who lets herself get a load oon the facae only on her tits or ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 21, 2008 Author Share Posted January 21, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 nah never met a girl who lets herself get a load oon the facae only on her tits or ass first blowjob i ever got i shot girl straight in the eye and all over her hair. she was furious. it wasn't intentional, and i didn't realize til later how awesome it was. also we were listening to MANOWAR while it happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 I find it hard to actually get sex for some reason I have girls telling me why I don't go out and get that shit more often and I just don't know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 You got girls telling you that. I would just tell them to come over, why waste the energy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVAK Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 MANOWAR fucking rules...warriors of the world!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 you should find an article about what it feels like to eat meat /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 the messyness part had me laughing out loud... funny post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Holly shit!!! Poesia.... Your 32 years old and you didn't lose your virginity till after the advent of Maxim and the interwebs and playstation??? WTF??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 LOL Nah i posted the link for the article, your a speed reader like me i just skip over shit as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I think that every girl should get a blowjob 101 course somewhere along the line. Not that I'm the best ever on the return, but I had an older woman teach me about going down on women. Don't be fooled. Every girl knows how to suck a mean dick by the time they're 15. They just get bored of it somewhere around 18 and start pretending like they suck at it to hurry the process of getting your dick out of their mouth and into their vagina. Seriously. Think about when you where younger and how good EVERY teenage chick sucked cock. Now flash forward to when your older and how bad most adult bitches suck at sucking cock. It's cause they're being lazy about it and just want you to hurry up and fuck them already. True story. Think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 T;6020778']LOL Nah i posted the link for the article, your a speed reader like me i just skip over shit as well. I'm not even gonna lie. I didn't have the attention span to read all of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 T;6018061'] Condoms First let me say that you should always wear these things despite what I say below. You know what can happen if you don't. You may have heard guys complain about condoms, saying they kill the mood or whatever. It's true, they are kind of annoying. They kill spontaneity. You can't smoothly progress from foreplay to sex. You have to stop the action to go grab a condom, open it, and then put it on. They smell bad. They kill sensation, sometimes to the point where you can barely feel your own dick inside the girl. On the plus side, they can allow you to last longer. Sometimes when you're inside the girl they'll bunch up in weird ways and feel strange. They interrupt the flow of things after sex is over. You have to pull out, take the condom off, and get rid of it. Messiness ^Forgot to mention that 99% of them are made in Japan hense their being made for tiny Jap dicks. Thus cutting off your circulation and fucking up the whole program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 T;6020122']You got girls telling you that. I would just tell them to come over' date=' why waste the energy.[/quote'] cause these chicks have men fuck it mind over matter I don't mind He don't matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 Exactly........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I don't know shits complicated with me not like I'm one of those social outcast or weird looking dude but shit's just not going so great for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 22, 2008 Author Share Posted January 22, 2008 Craigslist got some things for the right price, No joke alot of people i know use that site for some tang. I got boys that actually prefer it over actually putting time in with real chicks. And they could get hoes if need be. Low maintenance pussy. I was helping a friend of mine rent his house out, and some cops called and wanted to use the house for a sting operation for craigslist whores. Just be safe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I'll make sure not to use craigslist for pussy I would like the chase Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeastinfection Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 hahah oh man. guy on the left is creeping me the fuck out. but i'd bet your right. ONLY the guy on the left? no mention in the article of mis-guided semen missiles accidently bombing an eye. that's a fun lesson to learn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 craigslist for pussy? man that takes all the fun out of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 T;6021016'] I was helping a friend of mine rent his house out, and some cops called and wanted to use the house for a sting operation for craigslist whores. Just be safe Please tell me you told them pigs to get lost. Or at least didn't rent the place to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 craigslist for pussy? man that takes all the fun out of it or adds a whole new dimension of fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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