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i woke up in some bitches house.

 

my head is fucking killing me.

and i was about 40 miles from my house.

50 from work.

 

i smell like shit and so does my mouth.

i ate bk for lunch.

i wanna puke/shit so bad.

 

the chick i 'stuck it to' made coffee for me (which i dont drink.)

and she left her keys on the table with a note:

 

"we had fun last night!

or at least i did.

we should definitly do this again.

i really like you...

you stinky little hipster.

i think andrea should still be in bed with you.

if not, lock up the house please.

make sure you call me!

 

xoxoxo jenny."

 

i had a tre way.

oh yeah.

i dont really remember who she was.

but jenny was a sexy little skank.

 

what did yall nigguhs do last night?

 

 

 

YOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

THIS EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME ONCE!!!

 

Minus the Burger King in the morning.

 

I swear to God.

 

True story.

 

I think I even told it on here once years ago.

 

Was Captain Morgan involved by chance?

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