twinky the kid Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 i woke up in some bitches house. my head is fucking killing me. and i was about 40 miles from my house. 50 from work. i smell like shit and so does my mouth. i ate bk for lunch. i wanna puke/shit so bad. the chick i 'stuck it to' made coffee for me (which i dont drink.) and she left her keys on the table with a note: "we had fun last night! or at least i did. we should definitly do this again. i really like you... you stinky little hipster. i think andrea should still be in bed with you. if not, lock up the house please. make sure you call me! xoxoxo jenny." i had a tre way. oh yeah. i dont really remember who she was. but jenny was a sexy little skank. what did yall nigguhs do last night? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Squeezed cards with a bunch of dudes No pics?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 !TRE WAY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 19, 2008 Author Share Posted January 19, 2008 im sure i have pics, i told shaneco i would. but as of right now i have no fucking clue where my camera is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 pics or its fiction.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 pics or it didnt happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 do it again, and don't drink so much. then pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Cheap vodka... cheap beer.... 2 really big bottles of sake... almost beat the shit out of some kid cause he was staring at me when I was drunk and catching a handstyle... passed out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 19, 2008 Author Share Posted January 19, 2008 hahaha. dont worry. i know there was pics. there has to be. i was so hyped to get flicks for the 'im a dirty motherfucker thread' that i flicked a gang of sluts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Sexy little skanks are the best. I don't know if you topped me or not, I don't think it matters any more... we're both total sleazers. And thats good. These dirty dude threads are the best. Also - You get my email daaaawg? Im drinking a giant bottle of wine right now, I think i got a breezy lined up for tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Sexy little skanks are the best. I don't know if you topped me or not, I don't think it matters any more... we're both total sleazers. And thats good. These dirty dude threads are the best. :). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 :) ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Do yourself a HUGE favor, pimpn. Don't ever eat BK again. You will certainly benefit from it. And props on the menage-action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Yeah wait... Did you Smashe 2 chicks? Or is it one of those weird things where you wake up and for some reason theres a different girl there but you're not sure what role she played ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Fluffer, perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 19, 2008 Author Share Posted January 19, 2008 nah, homie. i was double pimpin last night. and kimball. dually noted, im trying to eat healthier, but im having a hard time getting my shit together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 I'm going to the store to get beer and smokes... Post pics by the time I get back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 what i did last night? sat at my bestfriends. drank a 12 pack of New Castle. I forced myself to drink guiness. i wanted to puke. came back home. i got made cause i got no sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shooter mcgavin Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 I believe you. Congrats on the tre. It probably was fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 WHOPPER WIT CHEE WHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 two words: GET TESTED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 19, 2008 Author Share Posted January 19, 2008 hahaha. yeah. for reals. im sure i barebacked these skanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 thats a no no twink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 19, 2008 Author Share Posted January 19, 2008 i know, i usually wrap that shit up. so far no blood in the pee or dick warts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Google image "twink", I dare you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Dude... The way i think about it is this : So according to whatever safe sex commercials i watch its like 1 in 4 people has an std; and 90% of people who have a std dont even show symptoms for it. If i dont show symptoms, then who cares? Thats like telling me I'm secretly really ugly, but no one can tell, not even me. Wtf do i care? Sometimes i view getting tested as a liability. Unless you've been fucking those dirty dirty girls. Then you prolly should. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 That being said... You should prolly steer clear of any chicks on my roster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 naw, dude. if you arent showing symptoms for shit like syphilis, you will go around all good until you're old and then all of a sudden you'll go senile because that shit eats your brain. (read: they have long term consequences). so even if you dont care about being a scumbag, your dick will eventually fall off or your brain will turn to mush. besides, you can just take a pill or get a shot and your're all good for that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 who the fuck gets syphilis besides prison inmates and old timey pirates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 haha,it was just an example. i think i heard hugh hefner has that shit too. same with hitler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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