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i woke up in some bitches house.

 

my head is fucking killing me.

and i was about 40 miles from my house.

50 from work.

 

i smell like shit and so does my mouth.

i ate bk for lunch.

i wanna puke/shit so bad.

 

the chick i 'stuck it to' made coffee for me (which i dont drink.)

and she left her keys on the table with a note:

 

"we had fun last night!

or at least i did.

we should definitly do this again.

i really like you...

you stinky little hipster.

i think andrea should still be in bed with you.

if not, lock up the house please.

make sure you call me!

 

xoxoxo jenny."

 

i had a tre way.

oh yeah.

i dont really remember who she was.

but jenny was a sexy little skank.

 

what did yall nigguhs do last night?

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Cheap vodka... cheap beer.... 2 really big bottles of sake... almost beat the shit out of some kid cause he was staring at me when I was drunk and catching a handstyle... passed out...

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Sexy little skanks are the best.

 

I don't know if you topped me or not, I don't think it matters any more... we're both total sleazers. And thats good.

 

These dirty dude threads are the best.

 

Also - You get my email daaaawg?

 

Im drinking a giant bottle of wine right now, I think i got a breezy lined up for tonight.

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Dude... The way i think about it is this :

 

So according to whatever safe sex commercials i watch its like 1 in 4 people has an std; and 90% of people who have a std dont even show symptoms for it. If i dont show symptoms, then who cares? Thats like telling me I'm secretly really ugly, but no one can tell, not even me. Wtf do i care?

 

Sometimes i view getting tested as a liability. Unless you've been fucking those dirty dirty girls. Then you prolly should.

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naw, dude. if you arent showing symptoms for shit like syphilis, you will go around all good until you're old and then all of a sudden you'll go senile because that shit eats your brain.

(read: they have long term consequences). so even if you dont care about being a scumbag, your dick will eventually fall off or your brain will turn to mush.

 

besides, you can just take a pill or get a shot and your're all good for that shit.

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