Posted December 18, 200123 yr beardo: "I'm a chronic fingernail cleaner" seeking: "Do your fingers really get that dirty sitting at your desk?" Beardo: "Dude, I just enjoy the feeling of clean fingernails."
December 18, 200123 yr Seeking Innononcence, you really do talk a lot of shit. Like what the? :rolleyes:
December 18, 200123 yr Author Originally posted by Rodney Trotter Seeking Innononcence, you really do talk a lot of shit. Like what the? :rolleyes: You think this post qualifies as 'talking shit'? Making light of the incredible dullness that is our collective workday now qualifies as 'talking shit'? what happend to good old fashioned american sarcasm? oh thats right, your english... well then that explains it. open real wide, lemme see them pearly whites :) seeking/now im talking shit
December 18, 200123 yr Yeah I'm always cleanin gunk under my nails. I never clip them w/clippers, feels odd. So I always pick the long parts off.
December 18, 200123 yr Originally posted by seeking innocence You think this post qualifies as 'talking shit'? Making light of the incredible dullness that is our collective workday now qualifies as 'talking shit'? what happend to good old fashioned american sarcasm? oh thats right, your english... well then that explains it. open real wide, lemme see them pearly whites :) seeking/now im talking shit Arguing on the internet is like competeing in the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded. So I don't bother.:rolleyes:
December 18, 200123 yr Author i dont argue, i set faggot ass fruit booters on fire then i burn down their mothers houses just in case they had some spare wheels hiding in the basement. seeking/getting the job done is priority number one
December 18, 200123 yr Author you dont love me, you just love my doggy style... seeking/G's up, Hoe's down
December 18, 200123 yr Author haha, i almost didnt, cause i knew you were gonna say that. your like a pesky little angel on my shoulder who happens to be right alot, but still, i hate you.
December 18, 200123 yr Originally posted by Dusty Lipschitz dont touch me there <singing> "I touch myself..." doo doo doodoodoodooo
December 18, 200123 yr hmmmmm i just trimmed my nails at work for the first time EVER! i also shampoo at work sometimes, you know when i am running late and dont have time to showerz what shampoo do you guys like?
December 18, 200123 yr http://www.videoeyecorp.com/clip2.jpg'> VideoEye!!! The VideoEye! is also an excellent personal grooming aid. The included mirror attachment allows it to be used as a huge magnifying mirror. Men find that it works well for shaving, and women use it to apply makeup. It can be used to inspect wounds, find a sliver, or take a closer look at a questionable mole. The variable swing arm makes it as easy to inspect just below your shoulder blade as it is to look at your forehead.
December 18, 200123 yr hahaha this thread is so much funnier because of how far away you guys are to each other. the sarcasm meter would come in handy in this thread.
December 18, 200123 yr Author who? me and beard? i can throw a spit ball and hit him in the head from my desk, were not far at all... me and rodney however, we are far apart. seperated by not only an ocean or two, but also by an extreme evolutionary gap. me and the knuckle dragger are dynamic polar opposits. :)
December 18, 200123 yr Originally posted by seeking innocence who? me and beard? i can throw a spit ball and hit him in the head from my desk, were not far at all... me and rodney however, we are far apart. seperated by not only an ocean or two, but also by an extreme evolutionary gap. me and the knuckle dragger are dynamic polar opposits. :) yeah, I know. the fact that you're 10 feet apart and talking to each other through 12oz is great. good laughs. we really need that sarcasm meter, no joke.
December 18, 200123 yr i chew my fingrnails and stick them between my front teeth. i like it when theres alot of dirt under the nails as well, its salty and crunchy. YUM YUM
December 18, 200123 yr You know in Fight Club, when Edward Norton smiles and kind of squirts blood through his teeth? I just got a mental picture of Hesh smiling with a bunch of finger nail pieces stuck between his teeth. I think that just brightened my day a little bit. Thanks, sunshine.
December 18, 200123 yr Originally posted by beardo i listen to not very good music all day, and he listens to good music all day.
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