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beardo: "I'm a chronic fingernail cleaner"

seeking: "Do your fingers really get that dirty sitting at your desk?"

Beardo: "Dude, I just enjoy the feeling of clean fingernails."

dont sleep on the grime under your nails.

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Originally posted by Rodney Trotter

Seeking Innononcence, you really do talk a lot of shit. Like what the? :rolleyes:

 

You think this post qualifies as 'talking shit'? Making light of the incredible dullness that is our collective workday now qualifies as 'talking shit'? what happend to good old fashioned american sarcasm? oh thats right, your english... well then that explains it. open real wide, lemme see them pearly whites :)

 

 

 

seeking/now im talking shit

Yeah I'm always cleanin gunk under my nails. I never clip them w/clippers, feels odd. So I always pick the long parts off.

Originally posted by seeking innocence

 

You think this post qualifies as 'talking shit'? Making light of the incredible dullness that is our collective workday now qualifies as 'talking shit'? what happend to good old fashioned american sarcasm? oh thats right, your english... well then that explains it. open real wide, lemme see them pearly whites :)

 

 

 

seeking/now im talking shit

 

Arguing on the internet is like competeing in the special olympics. Even if you win,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you're still retarded.

 

So I don't bother.:rolleyes:

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i dont argue, i set faggot ass fruit booters on fire then i burn down their mothers houses just in case they had some spare wheels hiding in the basement.

 

 

seeking/getting the job done is priority number one

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you dont love me, you just love my doggy style...

 

 

 

 

 

seeking/G's up, Hoe's down

beardo/youre wearing out the / thing dude

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haha, i almost didnt, cause i knew you were gonna say that.

 

your like a pesky little angel on my shoulder who happens to be right alot, but still, i hate you.

feel the love

 

 

dont touch me there

Originally posted by Dusty Lipschitz

dont touch me there

 

 

<singing> "I touch myself..." doo doo doodoodoodooo

hmmmmm

i just trimmed my nails at work for the first time

 

EVER!

 

i also shampoo at work sometimes, you know

 

when i am running late and dont have time to showerz

 

what shampoo do you guys like?

this fool rodney is on my dick hard. i eat the english

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VideoEye!!!

 

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hahaha this thread is so much funnier because of how far away you guys are to each other.

 

the sarcasm meter would come in handy in this thread.

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who? me and beard? i can throw a spit ball and hit him in the head from my desk, were not far at all... me and rodney however, we are far apart. seperated by not only an ocean or two, but also by an extreme evolutionary gap. me and the knuckle dragger are dynamic polar opposits. :)

Originally posted by seeking innocence

who? me and beard? i can throw a spit ball and hit him in the head from my desk, were not far at all... me and rodney however, we are far apart. seperated by not only an ocean or two, but also by an extreme evolutionary gap. me and the knuckle dragger are dynamic polar opposits. :)

 

yeah, I know. the fact that you're 10 feet apart and talking to each other through 12oz is great. good laughs.

 

we really need that sarcasm meter, no joke.

i chew my fingrnails and stick them between my front teeth. i like it when theres alot of dirt under the nails as well, its salty and crunchy. YUM YUM

what do you and beardo do for a living?

wow, thanks hesh. all of a sudden i look like the picture of sanity.

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we make the web a better place.

 

 

 

 

im fucking lying. we listen to cds.

You know in Fight Club, when Edward Norton smiles and kind of squirts blood through his teeth? I just got a mental picture of Hesh smiling with a bunch of finger nail pieces stuck between his teeth. I think that just brightened my day a little bit. Thanks, sunshine.

i listen to phish all day, and he listens to faith no more all day.

Originally posted by beardo

i listen to not very good music all day, and he listens to good music all day.

when im not listening to phish im listening to cypher_one make bad jokes.

fightclub was written about me mango ;)

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