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so then beardo says

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beardo: "I'm a chronic fingernail cleaner"

seeking: "Do your fingers really get that dirty sitting at your desk?"

Beardo: "Dude, I just enjoy the feeling of clean fingernails."

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Originally posted by Rodney Trotter

Seeking Innononcence, you really do talk a lot of shit. Like what the? :rolleyes:

 

You think this post qualifies as 'talking shit'? Making light of the incredible dullness that is our collective workday now qualifies as 'talking shit'? what happend to good old fashioned american sarcasm? oh thats right, your english... well then that explains it. open real wide, lemme see them pearly whites :)

 

 

 

seeking/now im talking shit

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Yeah I'm always cleanin gunk under my nails. I never clip them w/clippers, feels odd. So I always pick the long parts off.

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Originally posted by seeking innocence

 

You think this post qualifies as 'talking shit'? Making light of the incredible dullness that is our collective workday now qualifies as 'talking shit'? what happend to good old fashioned american sarcasm? oh thats right, your english... well then that explains it. open real wide, lemme see them pearly whites :)

 

 

 

seeking/now im talking shit

 

Arguing on the internet is like competeing in the special olympics. Even if you win,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you're still retarded.

 

So I don't bother.:rolleyes:

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i dont argue, i set faggot ass fruit booters on fire then i burn down their mothers houses just in case they had some spare wheels hiding in the basement.

 

 

seeking/getting the job done is priority number one

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you dont love me, you just love my doggy style...

 

 

 

 

 

seeking/G's up, Hoe's down

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haha, i almost didnt, cause i knew you were gonna say that.

 

your like a pesky little angel on my shoulder who happens to be right alot, but still, i hate you.

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Guest Dusty Lipschitz

feel the love

 

 

dont touch me there

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Originally posted by Dusty Lipschitz

dont touch me there

 

 

<singing> "I touch myself..." doo doo doodoodoodooo

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hmmmmm

i just trimmed my nails at work for the first time

 

EVER!

 

i also shampoo at work sometimes, you know

 

when i am running late and dont have time to showerz

 

what shampoo do you guys like?

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Guest bumdigger

this fool rodney is on my dick hard. i eat the english

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

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VideoEye!!!

 

The VideoEye! is also an excellent personal grooming aid. The included mirror attachment allows it to be used as a huge magnifying mirror. Men find that it works well for shaving, and women use it to apply makeup.

It can be used to inspect wounds, find a sliver, or take a closer look at a questionable mole. The variable swing arm makes it as easy to inspect just below your shoulder blade as it is to look at your forehead.

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hahaha this thread is so much funnier because of how far away you guys are to each other.

 

the sarcasm meter would come in handy in this thread.

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who? me and beard? i can throw a spit ball and hit him in the head from my desk, were not far at all... me and rodney however, we are far apart. seperated by not only an ocean or two, but also by an extreme evolutionary gap. me and the knuckle dragger are dynamic polar opposits. :)

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Originally posted by seeking innocence

who? me and beard? i can throw a spit ball and hit him in the head from my desk, were not far at all... me and rodney however, we are far apart. seperated by not only an ocean or two, but also by an extreme evolutionary gap. me and the knuckle dragger are dynamic polar opposits. :)

 

yeah, I know. the fact that you're 10 feet apart and talking to each other through 12oz is great. good laughs.

 

we really need that sarcasm meter, no joke.

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Guest HESHIANDET

i chew my fingrnails and stick them between my front teeth. i like it when theres alot of dirt under the nails as well, its salty and crunchy. YUM YUM

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Guest MR BOJANGLES

what do you and beardo do for a living?

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Guest beardo

wow, thanks hesh. all of a sudden i look like the picture of sanity.

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